This A list diva and B or C list everything else earned a very cool $250K for two hours of one on one time with a very wealthy man while she was out of the country this past week. She also received a custom made Bentley just for her.
Sorry. It's 2014. That was Blowhan's pull a decade ago. She has been spotted more recently doing 15-minute trick specials at Crystal Palace in ABQ with our friend WENDY
This is pretty hard to believe, whoever it is (or "whomever", I never know). Bentleys start at $200,000, so add in lots more to customize it, plus $250,000 cash. KPig supposedly got $500,000 from the LA ice cream guy so I guess it's possible, but geez, a couple of hours with JLo or Pam? What a waste of half a mil.
The Lardassians have been in Thailand, JLo in Dubai, so it really is just any guess outta the whore hat. Buuuut....Im going w Jenny from da block, due to the Dubai thing.
To her credit, I feel like JLo would find a way to get the car and cash without having to put out so much as a bewb grab. She strikes me as quite the hustler but with standards.
Meryl Streep you dirty girl! Don't worry Meryl, Laurence Olivier made some very bad movies in old age to leave some cash to his survivors (Clash of the Titans). A multi Oscar-winning actress has got to do what a multi-Oscar winning actress has gotta do.
I thought it was so hilarious on Real Housewives of Orange County when Slade "bought" Gretchen a Rolls Royce for her birthday - only he didn't; her lease for her Mercedes was about to expire, so he arranged for the Rolls to be leased in its place, adding a few more hundred dollars to her lease bill a month
Blowhan?
ReplyDeleteSorry. It's 2014. That was Blowhan's pull a decade ago. She has been spotted more recently doing 15-minute trick specials at Crystal Palace in ABQ with our friend WENDY
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ReplyDeleteKlondike was in the ME.
ReplyDeleteME= Middle East, no "me"
DeleteLet your inner Klondike out, @Kristin! Let it run freeeeeer!
DeleteShes just Jenny from the block. Use to have a little now she has a lot. No matter where she goes she knows where she came from...
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ReplyDeleteSo now JLo hooks too.
ReplyDeleteJLO turn into a porta potty?
ReplyDeleteJ-Ho at the Dubai World Cup (horse race).
ReplyDeleteLast September celebritycarsblog reported JLo driving around 2 Bentleys. Maybe she, uh, collects them?
ReplyDeleteCasper begs to drive the Bentley but she only lets him drive the Fiat!
ReplyDeleteSo the wealthy guy is British?
ReplyDelete@Derek I would say that's an excellent call.
ReplyDelete@Derek Re the cars
ReplyDeleteWe all know how JHo got her recording contract, not to mention her movie roles....Once a Ho always a Ho
ReplyDeleteI just read an article in the April edition of Elle that said Pamela Anderson was gifted a new Bentley by an unknown Mr Big... Just sayin
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean JLo won't be driving around the neighborhood in her Fiat?
ReplyDeleteDoubt it's Jlo.
ReplyDeleteDammit. I'm not getting the Personalized Bentley calls! FML.
ReplyDelete$250k and a car, that's all?
ReplyDeleteNaomi got a private island and a jet.
This is pretty hard to believe, whoever it is (or "whomever", I never know). Bentleys start at $200,000, so add in lots more to customize it, plus $250,000 cash. KPig supposedly got $500,000 from the LA ice cream guy so I guess it's possible, but geez, a couple of hours with JLo or Pam? What a waste of half a mil.
ReplyDeletePam hasn't been A list for nearly 2 decades, if she ever was at all and I've never heard her referred to as a diva. Gotaa be Jlo
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ReplyDeleteThe Lardassians have been in Thailand, JLo in Dubai, so it really is just any guess outta the whore hat. Buuuut....Im going w Jenny from da block, due to the Dubai thing.
ReplyDeleteDubai welcomes the open legs of JHo.
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ReplyDeleteTo her credit, I feel like JLo would find a way to get the car and cash without having to put out so much as a bewb grab. She strikes me as quite the hustler but with standards.
ReplyDeleteMV needs another Bentley?
ReplyDeleteWell sheesh skippy, those tracks don't sing themselves.
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE she needs another Bentley.
Meryl Streep you dirty girl! Don't worry Meryl, Laurence Olivier made some very bad movies in old age to leave some cash to his survivors (Clash of the Titans). A multi Oscar-winning actress has got to do what a multi-Oscar winning actress has gotta do.
ReplyDeleteHey, I admire the hell outta JLo. That trick has got a hustle and grind, like nobody's business. Serious game.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was so hilarious on Real Housewives of Orange County when Slade "bought" Gretchen a Rolls Royce for her birthday - only he didn't; her lease for her Mercedes was about to expire, so he arranged for the Rolls to be leased in its place, adding a few more hundred dollars to her lease bill a month
ReplyDelete"A list diva and B or C list everything else". JLo.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Betty White! I thought your hooking days were finally behind you. smh
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