Thursday, March 13, 2014

Blind Item #5

This B+ list rapper who is more known for his hard to type name rather than his music sent his gorgeous celebrity offspring home the other night so he could hook up with some stripper he met at a party. According to the stripper the rapper was texting his girlfriend while he was being serviced. Well, at least he likes to keep in touch.

26 comments:

  1. Eminem couldn't be considered a hard name... Hayley is gorgeous though.

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  2. He sounds conflicted. Dating is tough, y'all.

    Wiz Khalifa?

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  3. Xzibit is that hard to spell?

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  4. eminem is a A list rapper NOT A B LIST SO NOT HIM

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    1. ok no need to yell

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    2. Lol @Kristin But I'M WITH YOU greasybitches, EMINEM IS DEFINITELY A LIST.

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    3. Trainrides has jokes today. How are you doing, boo boo? :)

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    4. I LOVE TOY KRISTIN

      I'm comfortable with that typo.

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  5. I don't listen to rap music at all, ever, and I know who Eminem is and how to spell it because it doesn't melt in my mouth or my hand.

    Apparently, according to the stripper*, neither does this "B+ list" rapper.

    *Strippers remove clothing: look but don't touch.
    Prostitutes do servicing: look and touch, or look and be touched, or text and be touched.

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  6. which rapper is old enough have a gorgeous celebrity daughter??

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  7. I feel like the gorgeous celebrity offspring is his girlfriend. Not HIS offspring.

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  8. I think they mean the celeb offspring is the significant other? Could it be Eddie Murphy's daughter Bria? She is gorgeous and was dating a few celebs before

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  9. Did Enty ever end up sending out the celeb status list yet?

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  10. this one is hard because I cannot think of someone who is more known for a hard to type name..is chanel iman the offspring of someone famous?

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  11. Maggie, I was thinking K'naan but can't make him fit.

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  12. Hey Seven, in Canada strippers unfortunately have to touch via lap dances. My intel dates from the late 90s but I doubt it's changed.

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  13. I like the Wiz Khalifa guess. That name is a toughy.

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  14. Hard to type might be different than hard to spell. Or I might be reaching. I'm not sure that actually helps anyway.

    Maybe I'm just having trouble typing this morning because I'm too tired for life, so I'm thinking simple names are hard to type.

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    1. @CharRicho ... On the wrong day, 'I' is liable for typo. My worst - exam - couldn't remember how to spell 'if.'

      Seriously.

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  15. Bria Murphy is dating pleasure p...I wouldn't consider him b list tho

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  17. Better question, which rapper didnt?

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  18. Jamie Foxx's daughter is really pretty. No idea how old she is, though.

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