Saturday, March 01, 2014
Blind Item #5
This boozing former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer thought it would be love and unicorns when she hooked up with this A list band member last week. She flew halfway around the world and after spending a few hours with him he wanted no part of her. He said she is shallow and wanted to go out so they could be seen together and started making plans for the next few months together. It was too much for him.
Miley and The Edge
ReplyDeleteSelena and someone from 1D?
ReplyDeleteOh good grief, even I can get this one. Selena Gomez and a One Direction member.
ReplyDeleteSomeone took their Disney lessons to heart.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the packaging.
Bizzle & Max George. =p
ReplyDeleteSelena flew to London last weekend to see some twink named Niall and flew right back rather quickly
ReplyDeleteYeap, this one
DeleteHow can it not be Taylor Swift?
ReplyDeleteSelena needs a father figure for guidance and discipline. She should get in touch.
I thought taylor immediately too
DeleteMaybe Taylor Swift
ReplyDeleteLittle miss trying-to be-sexy Selena Gomez and that blond kid from the One Erection group.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Molls
ReplyDeleteShe pretend relationshipped one sprocket for publicity no doubt she thought this guy knew the score. Goal: majah publicity, some sweaty handholding , and reunion smooches when their schedules jibe. ( maybe the thought of the begin the vagine, scared him off
ReplyDeleteYou go, Niall! Good boy...don't play those games.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny how niall is always linked to so many girls but never seen with them
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's in de-niall?
Delete{I'll see myself out...}
Aaahgh@ seven :-D
DeleteHahahaha!! Brilliant!!
DeleteOh, Seven.
ReplyDeleteOh, Jason.
DeleteDe-nial
ReplyDelete:)
Taylor Swift has been mentioned - therefore I'm kinda not of topic ...
ReplyDeleteLocal gossip mag, headline:
'Rejected Taylor: 'I need a real man,' the country singer has devised a plan to find love!'
This is a paragraph:
While the unlucky in love superstar has dated plenty of Tinseltown's most eligible bachelors, including Harry Stiles, Taylor Lautner, and Jake Glyenhall, she's now turning her attention to guys that are older and more mature!
Lolololol, that paragraph made me giggle and giggle. Maybe seeking not bearding relationships will help too.
@Alita, bwahaha, now that's a good one! All three in one punch! (And my gran still says Tinseltown, so she'd totally believe it!)
DeleteIs Swiftie still considered country? She was on a playlist promo for our local pop station.
Is like a trifeca of bearding brilliance - have to assume the writer was having fun.
DeleteI think Swifty's def pop - that is where she gets play here. But we don't have major country radio stations and scenes here so if she really were 'country' she'd still be played on the mainstream pop or rock stations.
Swift was never considered a Tweener though.
ReplyDeleteSelena is my only guess. "One Direction" needs to go the fuck away.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely Selena, given the caption about her in today's photos. Taylor was never a "tweener."
ReplyDeleteSelena and Niall from 1D. They were photographed together last week. Don't ask me how I know that.
ReplyDeletePapa Simon teached the little Erections well: hold your hormons cowboys coz it s planty of birds landing every day. To copy Seven and Count Mr de nial is fast to zip back his panties so Selena should move fast to some daddy love Count is offering. hope count does the multiple zippung
ReplyDeleteMiley or Selena.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Miley and Jared Leto hook up recently? Allegedly?
ReplyDeleteIt's not Miley she has been on tour and in a different city every other day on the west coast the last two weeks.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Violet, Selena has been hanging with Swift too much. Starting to act like her.
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