Sunday, March 09, 2014

Blind Item #4

This B list celebrity with A+ name recognition offered up his girlfriend to some investors if they would go into business with him. The girlfriend, drunk as heel walked out of an adjoining room naked and told the guys she was available. The men declined and left right after. Not to be rude, but she was drunk and looked like she hadn't slept in weeks or even showered.


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  1. I dont wanna screw a drunken heel for sure

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  2. I too have been drunk as heel. That's drinking out of a shoe, right?

    Bad pimp! Clean up the merchandise at least! Disrespects your clientele otherwise

    oh wait, still no guess

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    1. Drunk as heel with a bad pump. .. please get this girl a flat or a kitten heel

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  3. Rob Kardashian for his sock company?

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  4. I've broken a stiletto or two in a drunken stumble in my day. It's hard to get down from the table you're dancing on even when you're sober.

    Shia LaDouche & the chick he's with right now, sounds like something he'd do.

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  5. rob and kylie or khloe

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  6. Anonymous9:25 AM

    @I watched (unfortunately) Shia s last movie in Bucharest (Romania). This dude is out of resources and the movie was cheap as hell so he might need to pull some ho's now to make things happen but he is not a celebrity. dunno if Rob still sells socks. anyone?

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  7. yeah I think Derek has it and Rob dates skanks mostly too.

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  8. Yes! Rob k. He dates porn stars and skanks

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  9. Did Rob K finally sell enough socks to earn a couple of letter grades up to B list? Kim's gonna be mad.

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  10. I think all the posts the troll did under his name last month moved him on up

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  11. While we're talking about rob- sounds like from the previews of KUWTK that we will find out that rob's weight gain is not his fault and related to some health condition. Right.......

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    1. Anonymous10:30 AM

      I always thought it was depression after he broke up with Rita Ora ... that'll do it ...

      It could be a thyroid thing though.

      He was a very good looking guy in the early days of KUWTK

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  12. Guy sounds like a real gem and would be the type to take it out on the girl because she couldn't close the deal. I sure hope not.

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  13. If the whore was hot, I'da boned her, then thrown $100 on the table as I left.

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  14. Anonymous10:29 AM

    Is this meant to be The Game, offering up Khloe? She looked absolutely frightful in her - ahem! - 'outfit' yesterday ... thigh-high leather boots, daisy dukes, low cut top with the girls jiggling about ...

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    1. Michael K described it thus: "10lbs of pussy into 3lbs of coochie-cutters".

      Which simultaneously repelled and amused me.

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  15. I won't throw any shade at Rob K. for being overweight, being part of that family his weight is the least of his problems.

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    1. At least he knows better than to wear daisy dukes when he shouldn't. ..side eye towards Khloe :-)

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  16. As much as I dislike the Kartrashians I cannot see Khloe looking like she'd never bathed.

    Of course I don't have a clue otherwise.

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  19. What about Edward Furlong and that poor, strung out mess of a girlfriend he pimps out?

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  20. I guess drunken heels aren't appealing.

    Talk about awkward.

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