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This former A list mostly television actor who once also climbed to A- in the movies still has A list name recognition. He also is on a really long running show but gets lost on cable. He was not shy about the booze or the groping of random women the other night but kept getting away with it because of his smile. The married actor convinced a woman about half his age and half in the bag to leave with him later in the night. He probably fondled three or four sets of breasts and lots of butt grabbing the other night. Never got slapped.
Is Keifer married?
ReplyDeleteCould have saved himself some fondling time with the right woman, but I think she got lost on cable.
ReplyDeleteThe right woman would have the 3rd on her back...for slow dancing.
DeleteUm, which are her real breasts and I'd think that get-up would hurt.
Delete"The stunning star, who wears a prosthetic third breast in the movie..." Whew.
DeleteFergie's husband?
ReplyDeleteDid Caruso make it that high in movies?
ReplyDeleteI like Cleodacat's guess.
DeleteTed Danson
ReplyDeleteNot sure if Justified is considered long-running, but I probably wouldn't slap Timothy Olyphant if he touched my butt.
ReplyDeleteOh god, wait. Is this Danny Devito??
ReplyDeleteIs the whole lost on cable
DeleteHalf his age
Half in the bag
A nod to Danny devito' s um.. height??
Ted Allen
ReplyDeleteAn actor with a good smile. I don't see Caruso with a good smile. Does he ever smile? Or, is the smile just meaning he came across as nice and kind of joking? The DeVito guess is pretty good. Cable show....
ReplyDeleteJesus, did I write Ted Allen? I meant Tim Allen.
ReplyDeletesteve carrell?
ReplyDeleteIs David Duchovny's cable show still on?
ReplyDeleteI'd also go with DeVito. First known as a TV actor on Taxi, then did movies, now on a long-running cable show (Always Sunny in Philadelphia).
ReplyDeleteDoes DeVito have a smile that allows him to get away with being a hound dog? I think this has to be someone else.
ReplyDelete@Oopsie are you suggesting any woman would turn down this hot slab of human?
DeleteThis sounds like James Spader ...except for the long running show part.
ReplyDeleteWilliam H Macy
ReplyDeleteHaha @Kristin. You're right; who could?? :P
ReplyDeleteHe must have some smile to get away with that!!!! Not to mention the kervorka!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo hoping for Tom Selleck here!
ReplyDeleteOk, sad face. Blue Bloods isn't on cable :(.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovy
ReplyDeleteOh half his age, not him then. How do I delete comments?
ReplyDelete@Oopsy_Daisy
ReplyDeleteHowever, the "lots of butt grabbing" line would point to DeVito, since he might not be able to reach up high enough to get anything else.
Get it, Bro. If they don't complain, then they enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteGASP! William H. Macy would NEVER!!! Sounds like Danny Devito.
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