Sunday, March 09, 2014

Blind Item #3

This A+ list mostly movie actor was buying wigs and lingerie last week and lots of makeup. None of it was for his B- list mostly movie actress fame loving girlfriend. Nope. These were all for the actor. His girlfriend is more open to this kind of thing then his ex. Plus, now he doesn't have to pay someone. Well upfront anyway. Usually.


21 comments:

  1. I wonder if she pegs him too?

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  2. ***Oh why are you so weird boy?
    Johnny are you queer boy?
    When you asked for a date
    I thought that you were straight
    Johnny are you queer?***

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  3. Your lips to God's ears, sandybrook

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  4. Doesn't surprise me. He used to show up to the set of 21 Jump in like bunny costumes and such. Why would things change? And Heard is just happy to be with him so she'll do anything!

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  5. I still don't know her from the lady who runs the craft booth at the farmer's market. She must have the fabled magical cooch of destiny.

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    1. @ OMG I just laughed so hard I accidentally snorted my orange juice up my nose. That shit burns. But 'magical cooch of destiny' is today's phrase that pays. Lol

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  6. A BUNNY Costume!? lolll
    So is he on of those Furrys?!

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  7. @Derek: Bravo with the Josie Cotton reference. Of course, every time it comes up on Shuffle now, my mind will be led to darker, Depp filled corners.

    @7/11 "magical cooch of destiny" HA! I am so co-opting that phrase.

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  8. Anonymous9:15 AM

    I can imagine the scene. dressed like a cheap hooker, walking and talking like his character in Pirates of C and pumping drugs.

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  9. He must have loved filming that Ed Wood movie.

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  10. He was in drag for the that Cuban movie way back when. Leto probably studied it.

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  11. I was about to say the same thing Tammy.

    And why can't people understand the difference between "then" and "than"?

    Agreed "magical cooch of destiny" wins the interwebs today.

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  12. For me, "fabled" is what made the phrase perfect.

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  13. Sigh. Johnny used to be so hot. All the smoking and general lack of personal hygiene have really faded his looks.

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  14. Depp and Heard. Even I got this one.

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  15. Anonymous3:51 AM

    Wearing women's clothes for Amber Heard. I would do it. That's hot!

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  16. @NaughtyNurse Shut the fuck bitch he is still hot. And how/what do you know about his personal hygiene? People who met him said that he smells amazing. He's still got his looks and he looks amazing for his age.

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