This former B+ list mostly television actress was berated in front of her friends for twenty minutes because the actress had gone out and used the dog walker to walk the dog when her husband had specifically instructed her to walk the dog.
Dude's gotta lay down the law. First it's walking the dog. Next thing you know, he comes home from a hard day at work and there's no chicken pot pie waiting for him.
@Pogue, it's Blake Lively. If it is stuck at home buying furniture, cooking with wine (but not drinking it), craving babies, crying over her career, perusing antiques on Sothebys.com, checking her husband's phone for old girlfriends' texts, crying over a failed jumpstarter movie career, checking in every 10 minutes on a GPS-tracked phone with special software that blocks certain numbers... it's Blake.
@Sherry I think there's a picture of the dog. Ya know, when those paparazzi were hanging in Utah and got shots if them at a B&B... Or when Blake was caught frolicking in the meadow. Something like that.
I am no expert, but I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to be farming oot your punishment duties, should you be in a BDSM relationship. Kind of takes some of the gravitas oot of it: "honey, I'm tired, can you spank the chauffeur instead?"
@Courtney Sounds like you need to have a "Come to Jeebus" discussion with your significant other. It starts with the pot pie, then suddenly the cap is left off the toothpaste, and WHAM; someone's sleeping on the couch. Nip that shit in the bud.
Blake Lively
ReplyDeleteAw shit. Derek is killing it today. Anyone have a seat for VIP?
DeleteAhahahah!! here we go again!!
ReplyDeleteDon't people communicate anymore?
ReplyDeleteok reasons for divorce #1
ReplyDeleteoh blake. and scarlet gets a baby
ReplyDeleteBlake better chnge her mind fast about not wanting kids at this time
ReplyDeleteIs she his wife....or his child?
ReplyDeleteokay who hates Ryan and blake. there blinds are always reaching to the point you have to side eye most of it if not all of it.
ReplyDeleteDude shouldn't have berated her in public. He should have used degrading sex to emphasize the importance of her completing the tasks she was assigned.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteDude's gotta lay down the law. First it's walking the dog. Next thing you know, he comes home from a hard day at work and there's no chicken pot pie waiting for him.
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeyy, Kristin. How they hanging, baby?
@oneeyecharlie I hate when I get home and there's no chicken pot pie waiting on me. I feel his pain.
DeleteCartman's chicken pot pie
DeleteUgh, another Blake one. I don't buy it.
ReplyDelete@The Real Dragon @Renoblondee
ReplyDeleteExactly!
@Pogue, it's Blake Lively. If it is stuck at home buying furniture, cooking with wine (but not drinking it), craving babies, crying over her career, perusing antiques on Sothebys.com, checking her husband's phone for old girlfriends' texts, crying over a failed jumpstarter movie career, checking in every 10 minutes on a GPS-tracked phone with special software that blocks certain numbers... it's Blake.
ReplyDeleteRyan call Enty...Do they even have a dog?
ReplyDeleteWould Ryan not be described as actor or A list. I wondering if this is a non celeb husband
ReplyDelete@Sherry
ReplyDeleteLOL! Well said
On a side note, Blake, the one with no career left, starts shooting a new movie this monday in Vancouver. Just saying.
@Sherry I think there's a picture of the dog. Ya know, when those paparazzi were hanging in Utah and got shots if them at a B&B... Or when Blake was caught frolicking in the meadow. Something like that.
ReplyDeleteHeeey Charlie. Hope you have the weekend off.
I wonder if there was something about the dog walker he doesn't like.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is wrong with her for allowing herself to be berated. Tell him to go F himself in very Loud English in front of a crowd.
ReplyDeleteI am no expert, but I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to be farming oot your punishment duties, should you be in a BDSM relationship. Kind of takes some of the gravitas oot of it: "honey, I'm tired, can you spank the chauffeur instead?"
ReplyDeleteThat ScarJo baby really chapped his flat ass.
ReplyDeleteThat was her designated time to be away from him so he could get his alone time with the mirror.
ReplyDelete@Kristin: I kinda, sorta do. Baking some bread today. Working the fly rail at a middle school musical tonight.
ReplyDeleteShe should have urinated on his leg. My answer to him wld be: stfu. Done and done.
ReplyDelete@Courtney Sounds like you need to have a "Come to Jeebus" discussion with your significant other. It starts with the pot pie, then suddenly the cap is left off the toothpaste, and WHAM; someone's sleeping on the couch. Nip that shit in the bud.
ReplyDeleteWhy would you stick around for 20 minutes listening to an asshole yell at you when it only takes one minute to walk out the door and start up the car?
ReplyDeleteWhat Trudi said.
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