Blind Item #3
This C+ list mostly television actress offspring was really loud while having sex in that famous West Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. She had quite the crowd outside the door when she finished and had about ten people give her applause for her performance.
Rumor Willis
ReplyDeleteKatie cassidy
DeleteThat just sounds unsanitary. And obnoxious
ReplyDeleteRumor Willis
ReplyDeleteC-Bone
ReplyDeleteLoud is for show offs, it's probably not even good sex anyway. Rumor and the rest of these celeb offspring need to get a proper job so they can expend their energy in more productive ways.
ReplyDeleteOnly in Hollywood would people clap for someone getting their cooties all over a public bathroom, ugh, gross.
ReplyDeleteWho was at the Abbey? (I'm guessing this is a lesbian.)
ReplyDeleteIf it had been Count, at least he would have had a sock to stuff in her mouth.
ReplyDeleteSpencer Grammer
ReplyDelete@katydid You KNOW it!
ReplyDeleteIf it was that loud it was fake
ReplyDeleteCan't be Rumer. Neither Demi or Bruce are C list television
ReplyDeleteAmen Violet. Can't they wait to get home?
ReplyDeleteGood one Charlie.
Maureen, I think the television actress is C list not the parents. Could be any of them or ALL of them!
Thats what I thought. Isnt rumer more d or f. Checked her imdb. Shes been a busy girl on t.v. surprised by that
ReplyDeleteSorry. I read the Blind incorrectly. This could indeed be Rumer as she fits the definition of C list TV.
ReplyDeleteOk. Because who doesn't have sex in a nightclub in front of everyone?
ReplyDeleteNah Charlie. Hand over mouth and pinch nose closed when too loud. I do enjoy some noise, but a betch gotta keep it reasonable.
ReplyDeleteLoud=fake???
ReplyDeleteYall need better sex if so
ReplyDelete^5 rosie - loud does not always = fake.
DeleteAnd I have the pleasure marks seared into my brain stem to prove it.
@Char
ReplyDeleteI know right?
Her performance = yelling Oh Oh Oh? I would think they'd need to see her in action to fairly judge her performance.
ReplyDeleteChateau marmont is the famous place
ReplyDeleteUgh, why hv sex in toilet? Elevator i can see, toilet no.
ReplyDeleteWas the guy blind? Who could look at Rumer's face & perform?
ReplyDeleteIf she was the loud one, receiving such pleasure despite being in a public bathroom, surely he should get the acclaim?
ReplyDeleteIt's like picking a hair stylist because she has the best 'do - no! Ask for the stylist that did her hair!
@Red: That is why god invented doggystyle.
ReplyDeleteNow, now. I've know a woman or two in my life that were quite loud. They were good for a man's ego. I'd say the odds were the noise was just for show but we can't be sure.
ReplyDeleteLoud can mean good. Agree.
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