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This former A+list mostly movie actor who got his fame from television back in the day is probably still an A lister because of his name recognition. This weekend he was eating dinner and told the waiter he would be right back. He grabbed his girlfriend and found the valet and got the keys to his car and had sex with his celebrity girlfriend in the backseat in the parking area and then the pair walked back into dinner and finished their meal.
Well, alrighty!
ReplyDeleteJoshua Jackson, those veggie loving bastages
ReplyDeleteHa! Great reference @TTM
DeleteClint Eastwood
ReplyDeleteKutcher?
ReplyDeleteI always have a hard time figgering out how far back back in the day is. This time I decided 1964.
ReplyDeleteI would like to know if hands were washed.
ReplyDeleteWhen the need arises the need arises I suppose.
ReplyDeleteRobin Williams (that visual, you're welcome)
ReplyDeleteGrrr
DeleteI can t see both Eastwood and Williams pumping blue pills inside a restaurant :)
ReplyDeleteI'd say Woody, but he's married isn't he?
ReplyDeleteHarrelson? yeeey blondee. ty for nominating him cause Im having a Harrelson month. i find him hot don t ask me why
DeleteI like the kutcher guess. Ashton seems like he would be kinky in that way.
ReplyDeleteDavid Cassidy and the little blue pill?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm overly horny this morning, but that sounds like fun! A fast and furious quickie with a tiny bit of danger sex thrown in.
ReplyDeleteC'mon!! I can't be the only one here??
No Charlie:) you' re not haha
ReplyDeleteI applaud this couple.
ReplyDeleteIt's so random.
ReplyDelete"Mmmm, this fettucine is amazing!"
"It is! Should we order more wine?"
"That sounds good. Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"We'll be right back, hold our table."
"But sir - "
"I'm sorry, my good man, the hammaconda waits for no wine."
The Shat (you can all thank me for THAT one. Ha!)
ReplyDeleteYes Charlie I agree..I actually think it's better to get busy before you go out to dinner. Frankly if I'm getting a gourmet meal I want to enjoy it but afterwards I'm probably going to feel fat and not so sexy. That way if the old man drinks too much I've still gotten the whole "point" of the date.
I bet you could have your pick of dinner companions, Charlie, LOL
ReplyDeleteSo nice to hear of a man actually slipping out with the girlfriend for car sex and not a waitress leaving the wife or girlfriend hanging. Good to know the lust is still alive.
ReplyDeleteWhat?? The bathroom wasn't good enough for them? What's wrong with these people?
ReplyDeleteI hope the valet got a fat tip.
Wait, that sounded bad.
hot
ReplyDeleteI read this as being Brad Pitt?
ReplyDeleteMmmm car shenanigans & cold food.
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