Sunday, March 02, 2014

Blind Item #1

This A+ list mostly television actor who would drop down to a B if you threw him in some movies is on a hot cable show. He also has a girlfriend who is more like a wife. That was him the other night with a multitude of women all sitting on his lap seeing if the legends are true. The good news for his girlfriend is that out of the ten women who gave his lap a try he only took home two. It's like winning the bronze. You made the podium.


36 comments:

  1. why not easy, easy?!

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  2. Laminated list alert!

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  3. Hamm doesn't strike me as being too bright. Am I being pretty girl prejudice? Its just the guys I've met that are packing don't waste time with Much conversation before they " throw it out there".

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  4. I think he is plenty smart, he has such good comedic timing. Yes, you may be discounting his giant brain because of his enormous, um, pants

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  5. Too easy---Hammbone.

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  6. He attended Northwestern University. So at least we know the Hamm is smart and packing

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    1. I thought he was a Missouri grad

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  7. May be TTM, but all the gossip is about getting Way drunk and tapping anything that responds. I mean he's gonna be 43 next week, isn't that too old for fratboy behavior?

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  8. He's on my laminated list, Steamy! He's not allowed to grow up until I can get my chubby bum to New York and the Jonathan Club!

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  9. Is that all it takes? A big piece? He has such an average body with skinny arms and a beer belly.

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  10. Nope, mostly it takes personality. Have you ever seen him talk, or as Don Draper? Sex personified.

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  11. @S yes, but he's got a killer smile and very sexy eyes.

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  12. Hamm is't on cable. He's on network. That being said, no idea for a guess. VIP, Lotta, Sandy, TTM, etc. etc. keep working on this while the rest of us stand by and watch . . . .

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    1. No Moxie - AMC is cable not network.

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  13. Moxie, Mad Men is on IFC, which is not network

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  14. Oh damn - y'all are right. I was thinking Hamm, but then getting confused with the guy on Modern Family. Carry on

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    1. If that were true, I would still be watching Modern Family

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  15. !maybe that's my problem, I've never seen Mad men. No cable :-\ all I know is what I've read here..

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    1. Steampunk - If you are into retro 60's tv you should really watch it. Get it on dvd or Netflix. Different seasons have had their ups and downs but first few seasons were great.

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    2. Steamy! Get thee to Netflix! First buncha seasons are on there. Also has John Slattery, who I can't talk aboot without embarassing myself

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    3. If you really recommend it, I'll give it a try...

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  16. Oh the places you could go on that hammbone. Sigh.

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  17. He is a person! Stop objectifying him. He has FEELINGS! Is he not worth more than his ample member?




    It was really hard to type that with a straight face, y'all.

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  18. Haven't watched Mad Men, but did see him in Friends with Kids and Bridesmaids....pretty hawt!

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  19. Liev Schreiber? He is on Ray Donovan on HBO.

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  20. It's so sad that there are so many people out there with no self-esteem who will whore themselves out. Gross.

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  21. I MAY or may not have had a Free The Hammaconda shirt made...

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  22. @mk, Liev Schreiber already does a good amount of movies.

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