This married very drunk B- list NCIS actor was being flirted with and he told her to cut the crap and shut up unless she wanted to f**k him. She said she would so the very drunk actor left with her in his car.
DUIs aren't fun for the other drivers, either - should have clarified that.
Mr Sandy, I'd go hide in the woodshed. Shemar Moore is universally beloved in these parts, and I sense a pack of ladies who will have your parts for such a suggestion.
One of my friends would be very upset at that suggestion too. So would I, but only because it'd mean my pretty damm accurate gaydar had failed. I LOVE Criminal Minds and Shemar is gorgeous and funny, but he is so camp when giving interviews my 'dar goes off loudly.
Exactly Derek. Romantic, isn't it? Do they make a Hallmark card for that? Hey potential lover for the night.... (inside card)Cut the crap and shut up unless you want to fuck me.
My guess would be Sean Murray. He lost a lot of weight when he quit drinking, but recently started putting it back on. Weatherly's wife is an MD and they have two tots under age two. I doubt he gets out much any more. Hell, she probably has his balls in a jar for safekeeping!
@chilonj, I believe there was a BI on this site that suggested some issues with drug cartels. I'm not at a place where I can google it, though. From what I remember, the BI was pretty specific and she was the popular guess.
@7 Gah! You're probably totally right. I have a terrible memory.
Don't be scurr'd. I know that thing on Travolta's head last night rattled us all, but I think we are safe from the lumpy Sci-Wiglet. I mean, it's not like it'll crawl out of the bogs at night and steal the children, right? RIGHT??!
@7 I am fascinated by that man's hair systems. I've been telling my loved ones about the sea monkey farm he's been trying to grow on his head for the last decade.
Last night was my vindication. Like Tim Robbins in Shawshank after he crawled outta that sewer...or something.
So the tyranny stories are true? Huh... When I lived in NYC there were stories of LL trolling lower Manhattan for chicks with dicks. One lady was on Wendy Williams' radio show telling a story about how fond LL was of tyranny BJ's. I thought that the lady was misstaken and just blew a guy who resembled LL. Wendy used to out all the gay rappers back in the day.
Ahem, fancy, but it's been long enough for 'humanly possible,' and it was awesome. I was all dictatorial an' stuff. Neat ;)
I'm not so much trying for the white knight kingdom of CDaN 'net, though I seem to be claiming it the past few days. However I'm really *seriously* confident you know how to spell tranny. Really.
Shemar Moore in those shows?
ReplyDeleteNo hes not dipshit try again (trolling myself)
ReplyDeleteLololol!!!
DeleteSo much love for this :) <3
DeleteSo it wasn't enough that your spellchek trolls you, now you've started trolling yourself?
DeleteI'm worried about you, Sandy.
Well, I hope she was driving. DUIs aren't fun (and I'm guessing drunk B- actors who pass before the deed is done, let along begun, aren't, either).
ReplyDeleteDUIs aren't fun for the other drivers, either - should have clarified that.
DeleteMr Sandy, I'd go hide in the woodshed. Shemar Moore is universally beloved in these parts, and I sense a pack of ladies who will have your parts for such a suggestion.
One of my friends would be very upset at that suggestion too. So would I, but only because it'd mean my pretty damm accurate gaydar had failed. I LOVE Criminal Minds and Shemar is gorgeous and funny, but he is so camp when giving interviews my 'dar goes off loudly.
DeleteNope LL Cool J is in NCIS LA. Shemar is on Criminal Minds
ReplyDeleteMichael Weatherly
ReplyDeletewell its not gary durden
ReplyDeletewho says chivalry is dead
ReplyDeleteExactly Derek. Romantic, isn't it?
DeleteDo they make a Hallmark card for that? Hey potential lover for the night.... (inside card)Cut the crap and shut up unless you want to fuck me.
I did call myself out though @7 and changed my answer to a more respectable one
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon?
ReplyDeleteHaha @ sandy trollin' himself!
ReplyDeleteI hope the chick was Liza Minelli--that would be highlarious
ReplyDeleteShemar Moore isn't on NCIS and HE WOULD NEVER! Unless he would, then I am totally heading to LA with a new laminated list. Who has whiteout??
ReplyDeleteHe has previously cheated in his soap days
DeleteMark Harmon would never cheat on Pam besides hes A-list Tv. :(
ReplyDelete@TTM ---will he be the one to finally shut you up?! **jokes*** xo
ReplyDeleteDerek: there's only one way to find oot!
ReplyDeleteWheatherly...the guy is a sleeze
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon would never........
ReplyDeletevery gentlemanly behavior though for whomever.....:(
My guess would be Sean Murray. He lost a lot of weight when he quit drinking, but recently started putting it back on. Weatherly's wife is an MD and they have two tots under age two. I doubt he gets out much any more. Hell, she probably has his balls in a jar for safekeeping!
ReplyDeleteI like that. Just cut to the chase, no games. Efficent!
ReplyDeleteI still want to know the real reason Cote de Pablo left NCIS---if it was Weatherly or someone else.
ReplyDelete@chilonj, I believe there was a BI on this site that suggested some issues with drug cartels. I'm not at a place where I can google it, though. From what I remember, the BI was pretty specific and she was the popular guess.
Deletesadly LLCoolJ.
ReplyDeleteI like a direct man! Lol!
ReplyDeleteLL Cool was at the Vanity Fair Party last night
ReplyDeleteWhen LL cheats, its not with women.
ReplyDeletePlease don't let this be Mark Harmon. Please?
ReplyDeleteHey, at least he was straightforward and to the point. There's nothing worse that a c**k tease, female OR male.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this has to 100% be Michael Weatherly as Mark Harmon is pretty much a bonifide saint at this point...
ReplyDeleteNot to worry LowKey I often call myself out.
ReplyDeleteThe white guy on the LA show who plays LL's partner, he married young and had a litter of kids. He played Robin when he was very young.
ReplyDelete@7 I thought Vergara was the international drug lord and Cote de Pwhatever had some sort of fling in set?
ReplyDelete@Kristin, I surrender to the opinion of the wiglet.
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@7 Gah! You're probably totally right. I have a terrible memory.
DeleteDon't be scurr'd. I know that thing on Travolta's head last night rattled us all, but I think we are safe from the lumpy Sci-Wiglet. I mean, it's not like it'll crawl out of the bogs at night and steal the children, right? RIGHT??!
@Kristin, I'm probably wrong, it happens far too often for my taste. {grumpy milakunis cat face}
DeleteI almost lost a lovely sip of two buck chuck last night when you gushed about your SCI-BEAST - that was so many levels of wrong that made it so right!
@7 I am fascinated by that man's hair systems. I've been telling my loved ones about the sea monkey farm he's been trying to grow on his head for the last decade.
DeleteLast night was my vindication. Like Tim Robbins in Shawshank after he crawled outta that sewer...or something.
Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.
@hdime
ReplyDeleteSo the tyranny stories are true?
Huh...
When I lived in NYC there were stories of LL trolling lower Manhattan for chicks with dicks. One lady was on Wendy Williams' radio show telling a story about how fond LL was of tyranny BJ's. I thought that the lady was misstaken and just blew a guy who resembled LL. Wendy used to out all the gay rappers back in the day.
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DeleteI think you mean 'tranny'. 'Tyranny' is something different....
DeleteOnce again I like @fancy's typos, and am going to give a tyranny bj as soon as is humanly possible.
DeleteI suspect it was an auto-correct, MJ. I feel confident that fancy knows the word 'tranny.' :)
@MJ...
DeleteThe spellcheck on my tablet is really aggressive. Of course I meant TRANNY.
@alita...
Lol
Thanks for the defense. Have a GOOGLE day. ;^)
Ahem, fancy, but it's been long enough for 'humanly possible,' and it was awesome. I was all dictatorial an' stuff. Neat ;)
DeleteI'm not so much trying for the white knight kingdom of CDaN 'net, though I seem to be claiming it the past few days. However I'm really *seriously* confident you know how to spell tranny. Really.
And I still love having a Google day XD
Nooooo! Not my McGeek! :-(
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say the former Robin who is on NCIS LA. He's been married forever with a passel of kids.
ReplyDeleteYup, going w that Weatherly dude. LL isn't down for that.
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