Blind Item #10
A birthday party is probably not the best time for this former B list tweener who makes her living on tweener shows when not making news to tell this former A list tweener and birthday celebrant who wants to get into real television and movies that the B lister had sex with the A lister's boyfriend and found him wanting and told everyone how bad he is in bed.
Victoria Justice for the birthday girl. Vanessa Hudgens for the mean girl? All the tweener Mean Girl blinds all seem to end up being Vanessa Hudgens.
ReplyDeleteTisdale for the A lister.
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ReplyDeleteJeannette McCurdy for the B lister
ReplyDeleteI was heading for Biebs until the word "she" came io for the A Lister so I got nothibg
LowKey gifted some punctuation somewhere and I think B Profane said there's a ratings card floating around. That might help...
ReplyDeleteyep, you got it, Pierson Fode, Justice and McCurdy.
ReplyDeleteMcCurdy needs to stay away from the Pistons, the team is bad enough as it is!
Yikes, use a period somewhere.
ReplyDeletei read this multiple times in my head & thrice out loud.
ReplyDeletei still can't decipher this shit.
i actually have a gif of Jeannette, a clip from iCarly. u can see her tits.
All she did was kiss him and he sucked so he leaked sexy times selfies for revenge
ReplyDelete"...and found him wanting..." Huh?
ReplyDeleteThat phrase means he was lacking. I think more Brits use ir than us?
Delete@Lotta, he wasn't a good kisser.
DeleteJennette McCurdy Fans Defend Her Racy Pics On Twitter
Thanks for breaking that down my betches.
DeleteMcCurdy for the b list and Justice for the A.
ReplyDeleteFound him wanting=not up to par with what shes used to banging
ReplyDelete@sandybrook I'm betting she leaked them. If all they did was kiss, why would he have nekkid photos of her?
ReplyDeleteI loved the description of their week long, crappy kissing tryst as an actual 'relationship'.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, hasn't she spent the last god knows how many years screwing around with some creepy old enough to be her father tv producer?
She was wearing lingerie she wasn't nekkid.
ReplyDeleteMy best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a B lister having sex with the A lister's boyfriend last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
ReplyDeleteThat does sound serious.
Deletethis is what it looked like when the B lister saw everything
Delete@Seven - I love you for the FOTC gif.
Delete@Lucas, it IS Wednesday! :D
DeleteYou get the idea, Sandy. It sounds like she's making moves to ditch the Disney image.
ReplyDeleteYeah she needs work iCarly is done.
ReplyDeleteI'm really disappointed that Kristin and Sugar didn't share their everckear and moonshine adventures. I know you 2 betches had to
ReplyDeleteSandy, I even went to college in Mississippi! Isn't that the moonshine capital of the world?
ReplyDeleteYou'll never hear my story. A girl's gotta have some secrets!
Tennessee moreso than that but yeah... and TTM is nowhere to be found today either and if there's anyone I know drank that stuff its her!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely sounds like McCurdy for the Blister... She is actually still on a current show on Nickelodeon, Sam & Cat... guessing they aren't happy about the photos!
ReplyDeleteAs a huge comedy podcast listener, I have heard her episode of You Made it Weird where she dissed the 1 week bf... condsidering he is only like 19, I can see if he was immature that he could very well have played a part in her photos being leaked...
She also admitted that she has had costars try to make small talk & ask her about her weekend & she had to let them know that they weren't really friends, so let's not bother with the fake small talk. Nice.
McCurdy for Blister, Freudian. I have no idea who any these people are. Asshats
ReplyDeleteHoly Run-On Sentence, Batman!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm about to dive head first into this middle school drama, but...
ReplyDeleteIf this Jeanette girl only went out with this basketball player for a week or so and supposedly only kissed him (it being so disappointing), then why did she send him sexy pics of herself?
Oh Seven, how me and the Opster love that song...Businezz socks!
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ReplyDeleteJennette McCurdy for B-list tweener making news, and Victoria Justice for former A list and birthday celebrant. But it's MTV real TV? I'm a bit lost here.
The icarly show was really good. I watched it with my kids for years. Very entertaining.
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