Benicio Del Toro Has Some Valderrama In Him

Apparently Benicio Del Toro is going to be named as one of the blurred lines on Lindsay Lohan's first 36 lovers list. When Lindsay's friends asked her to write the list they probably didn't know that it would take Lindsay all night and that she would write thousands of pages. The fact that she knew the prices and what kind of cash and other marketable securities they had in their homes which she could flip for an easy profit was also a little enlightening. Benicio has a little bit of a dog in him. He pretends he is all cultured and Mr. Movie Star and that he likes to sit around drinking fine wine and talking about his craft but really enjoys one night stands with the likes of Kimberly Stewart and Lindsay Lohan. Who knows how many other women out there of the D list variety he has had sex with over the years. You have to assume Paris Hilton is on that list. You never see him spotted with anyone. He hides it all really well. He is probably ashamed. I will say though that since Kimberly got pregnant she has been a model citizen and an amazing mom. No partying and just devotes herself to her daughter. Good for her. Meanwhile Lindsay keeps adding names to her list.