Apparently Benicio Del Toro is going to be named as one of the blurred lines on Lindsay Lohan's first 36 lovers list. When Lindsay's friends asked her to write the list they probably didn't know that it would take Lindsay all night and that she would write thousands of pages. The fact that she knew the prices and what kind of cash and other marketable securities they had in their homes which she could flip for an easy profit was also a little enlightening. Benicio has a little bit of a dog in him. He pretends he is all cultured and Mr. Movie Star and that he likes to sit around drinking fine wine and talking about his craft but really enjoys one night stands with the likes of Kimberly Stewart and Lindsay Lohan. Who knows how many other women out there of the D list variety he has had sex with over the years. You have to assume Paris Hilton is on that list. You never see him spotted with anyone. He hides it all really well. He is probably ashamed. I will say though that since Kimberly got pregnant she has been a model citizen and an amazing mom. No partying and just devotes herself to her daughter. Good for her. Meanwhile Lindsay keeps adding names to her list.
That is really nice to hear about Kimberly Stewart. i shouldn't be impressed by it... but I kinda am. Good for her and her kid.
ReplyDeleteIt used to be that I could not understand the latin Brad Pitt comparison, but now? Yep, both look broke down rough. I wonder if BdT has a succubus as well?
ReplyDeleteDidnt he cop to boning her during his Stern appearance?
ReplyDeleteHas he been in a movie since the WolfMan debacle?
I still wish he was my attorney.
Didn't he screw her in an elevator or am I confusing her with someone? I know there is a rumor of BDT in an elevator with an actress.
ReplyDelete@Lotta - I think that was supposed to be Scarlett Johannson.
ReplyDelete@surfer- Ha! All I know is it was in the Chateau Marmont so she was the immediate guess.
DeleteHe is very interesting, but I never got the Mr. Movie Star vibe talking about his craft. And I still very much would
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else look at celebs and think " they need to thank God they're famous or pretty-no way would they get laid based personality alone?" Or is it just me?
ReplyDeleteIt's not jus you, Veronica. What's particularly interesting is--having worked with actors way back in the day who were just basically drama geeks and finding them deeply unattractive--then having friends come to the performances or watch the film and RAVE about these guys I knew to be very meh.
DeleteOften, it's the part or the camera that makes the star. Not the man.
Aww Enty, don't hate the player, hate the game yo. Lol
ReplyDeleteFor the life of me I can't understand how a guy could put his dick in Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. There are a total of 25 STDs and STIs and between them those two fuck bunnies have every single one.
ReplyDeleteLol @ fuck bunnies. Nice one, Harry.
DeleteThis line is the most interesting part of the post for me, "The fact that she knew the prices and what kind of cash and other marketable securities they had in their homes which she could flip for an easy profit was also a little enlightening."
ReplyDeleteLooks like Kutcher, Phillippe, and Bloom were on the list too
ReplyDeleteRyan Phillipe (big surprise), Ashton Kutcher and Orlando Bloom were also revealed.
ReplyDeleteApparently her list also includes, unsurprisingly, Ashton, but also the lovely Orlando which makes me a bit sad. Or did we already know that and I've blocked it from my mind?
ReplyDeleteGood for Kimberly! That's great news. It might be shorter to make a list of the men who aren't on the list.
ReplyDeletehe's kind of a douche
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2009/06/afi-tribute-to-michael-douglas-gustavo.html
He's another one that I never really understood his appeal. There was a time he was known to hang out with Paris, LiLo, & Kim Stewart, yep he's got great taste...so he prpbably did screw all of them in that group at that time...
ReplyDeleteProfessionally though I've heard nothing but good about him
Aww, he was so hot back in Snatch, Traffic and Basquiat. Why must you be so gross now, BDT? Way to go, Ms. Stewart on being a devoted mom, though, that's awesome.
ReplyDeleteI always thought this about him........
ReplyDeletehe may be stealth but still a pig
Love him as an actor, but I probably wouldn't go near him with a ten foot pole IRL. He always looks so sweaty and pervy
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, he may have done it on a dare. Like Fear and Loathing in Las Lilo.
ReplyDeleteI have never found him attractive.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sprink! I've often suspected as much.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a bulldog but I did like him in Traffic.
ReplyDeleteummm....the grossest person on that list is Colin Farrell. Benicio is no bigger douchey, whorebag than any other rich male in Hollywood. He gets hot girls because he's talented and comes off 'mysterious'. He knows how to keep his private life to himself, that's why you don't see him (in tabloids) with women. Everyone doesn't send a press release and pap photos every time they hook up with someone.
ReplyDeleteI got that vibe from pics of Kim and her baby. She seems very hands on.
ReplyDeleteNever saw him as attractive. Actually he always gave me the heebie jeebies, and more than likely he has had them in his pants too.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear about Kimberly cleaning up her act.
So all those trips to rehab were useless because apparently all you have to do to be happy and sober is get knocked up by Dr. Gonzo. Duly noted.
ReplyDeleteEnty's obsession with Lindsay is almost as sick as she is.
ReplyDelete@LadyH: His jizz must cure addiction. Mine cures acne and mental illness, but you can't deviate from the prescribed dosages. I have scientific proof of this. When my ex stopped letting me bone her, she got crazier and crazier.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Don't let Benicio be in charge of your cocaine. SFW
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