Sunday, March 02, 2014

Academy Awards Telecast Part Two




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  1. Hey, duckies, get over here! The other thread is too long!

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  2. Well that woke me up. Nice.

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  3. I posted to let people know!

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  4. My man Kevin Spacey!

    I missed the red carpet and almost all of the first part, but JLaw is looking lovely every time they show her.

    Why did Christian Bale just act like "who is Angela Lansbury"? I love Bale but I'd cut him for that...

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  5. That documentary got me thinking about MV

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  6. OMG that pic on the thread is the lady i commented on hours ago when i said you should NOT wear a low cut dress with those droppy boobs

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  7. I love how they didn't switch to Angelina Jolie when Kevin Spacey pointed at her.

    I'm probably just not a nice person

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  8. Crazy lady sings and Bill Murray fucking loves it!

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  9. wow didnt even show the Jolie when they announced her win.....#shunned

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  10. I LOVE ANGELA LANSBURY, SEVEN!!!

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  11. Oh dear thank you all things that are lovely, Geoffrey Rush said my name. I shall die a happy woman.

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  12. AJo is just so very skinny

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  13. Yes Dena, I was howling. That's the most engaged he's been in years...and I love him anyway. :)

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  14. I could listen to Geoffrey Rush talk for days and days....

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  15. I am so disappointed for the art of killing losing... such a gem. But it made for a musical oscar acceptance and it was delicious!

    @Kristin thx for the recap. Had a little trouble w/ my connection but I am now back.

    @Little P : your Frozen joke was simple but very good

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  16. They probably dint want you to realize she was skinnier than she is in the video... #pencilsbethicker

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  17. Yay Steve Martin!

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  18. PRESENT!! (Thanks TTM)

    Angelina is flawless and Brad's kiss on her head was perfectly timed. Those two have game.

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  19. I'm signing all of my credit slips "Tina Fey" from here on out.

    Oh Brad, I am not happy with your hair. Can we get the in between of scruff and duff?

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  20. Ewen looks not hot..WTF Oscars why are you killing my lady wood??

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  21. Oh, Ewan McGregor is my fav...but honey's gotta wash that hair.

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  22. Ewaaaaaaaaaaaan and Viola kill me now.

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  23. Great Beauty was the worst film I saw all award season. THE.WORST.

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  24. I would prefer Hiddles, but I will take Ewan

    Crossing fingers for you Kristin, I know you want the Belgain one!

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  25. I so want to see The Missing Picture. It looks so good!

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  26. haha!! TTM told me to move it! =p
    Can I sit w/ u guys?

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  27. Great Beauty - lame Fellini rip-ff. The Hunt was a great movie.

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  28. I'll scootch over, Ware

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  29. FFFUUUUUUUCK!
    Fuck
    Fuck
    Fuck!
    FUCK!

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  30. Ewan needs to be undressed, that is the only look I will accept.

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  31. Love Bill Murray and his genuine reaction to Darlene Love's acceptance song. She kicks off the Christmas season every year on Letterman when she sings "Christmas" (Baby Please Come Home).

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  32. Ewan, and then the Italians. My ears are puddles of lovesickness.

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  33. @Kristin, you mad about something, boo?

    @WareCat, come sit by me. I've got all the snark and maybe some dirty pictures...

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  34. Hmmm. Trying to decide how comfort Kristin. She's a bit agitated and I can't afford to lose any more body parts.

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  35. Right now...I feel like I'm dating an OS

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  36. I got drunk with Ewan and Dougray Scott when they were in Oz filming Moulin Rouge and Mission Impossible respectively. Both lovely, gracious men with gorgeous bloody accents!

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  37. Me TOO, Miss Kitty!!

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  38. Ellen is wearing one of those bright white suits thy wore on planet Krypton.

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  39. BeckyMae, I kneel before you. :)

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  40. Totally fine, @7. Why?

    Thanks for the support, TTM. Broken Circle Breakdown was amazing.

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  41. AND U2.

    I'll be in my bunk.

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  42. HAIR. WASH. SHAMPOO.

    IS IT ASKING TOO MUCH???

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  43. Hey HEY, Brad looks fantastic!

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  44. Pitt cleans up nice. And I thought Ewang looked good. But I also have a tiny man crush on him.

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    1. Yay for man crushes! Did you know your post disappeared, Lucas?

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  45. hello BRAD and introducing U2....yes i like it

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  46. BeckyMae?!?!?!

    Damn.

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  47. Sorry guys. Nothing to see here. Totally fine because - ya know - Brad.

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  48. Time to turn my volume down.

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  49. Also - Bono could sing the phone book and make me verklempt.

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  50. Ahhh nah, stand @House whilst it was an amazing night I am pretty sure I was an obnoxious fan girl to both, but I was young....

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  51. I will wash Brad's hair. And Bono's, too. I'll put Lucas at the front of the line, though.

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  52. You don't have to worry about ashing The Edge's hair.

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  53. But my friend who was with me got verrrrrry friendly with Dougray and is, I believe, responsible for Hugh Jackman's career....

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  54. Nice to hear that Bono's voice is back. He blew it out for awhile there, but this stripped-down version is great.

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  55. Jared Leto hair station up for grabs

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  56. alright alright alright

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  57. @BeckyMae I'd have a hard time not getting that friendly myself. I often imagine male acquaintances and coworkers with accents and it's crazy how much more appealing they become.

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  58. okay, so...I need to give Brad, Jared and Ewan a bath. Hmm, yep...I'm up for that

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  59. did i miss any awards after U2 took doggie out to pee?

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  60. For me the coolest guy in U2 is Adam Clayton. So dapper-looking.

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  61. Canadachick, U2 takes your dog out to pee?

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  62. Bono has a voice like a bell. Beautiful

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  63. TelePrompTer is getting fired and I'm still obsessing over lack of dental hygiene

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  64. I hate that fake nonchalence Ellen has going tonight

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  65. Julia looked pissssedddd to be passed over

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  66. @house I used to live in Edinburgh....I basically spent two years there peeling myself off the floor constantly....

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  67. Just take the damn photo

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  68. Brad and Bradley sandwich. I WILL BE IN MY BUNK!

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  69. Hi CDan community,
    Just a quick shout out to all of you as I am in Australia and working. I had plans to read the comments during my day, but that did not happen. Hope you continue to have a great time and all your crushes and freebies clean up nicely for you.
    Cheers, over and out.
    Feral.

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  72. Verklempt... Dapper... Lucas, you're gonna give me a wordgasm ;)

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  73. Bye Feral! I'll represent for the Aussies!! Go Cate!

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  74. Kristen Bell just looks so cute

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  75. @BeckyMae to quote the Cure, why can't I be you? Hee hee....that's so rad.

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  76. ahh look at Angie getting in on the group pic and waving

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  77. Thor and Charlize? THAT'S a sandwich I wanna be a part of.

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  78. Hey is there room at the table for me? Missed you all this weekend. My new iPhone won't let me post..Waaaahhhhhh!

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  79. He has an accent....swooon

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  80. @house, you can! You quoted the Cure, let's be besties!!

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  81. I want the kitty to win

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  82. Hemsworth looks like a limo driver...a built limo drive, but still...

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  83. Lucas...I just thought to myself, "ooh, Brad and Angie...now there's a sandwich."

    A lot of "hungry" people in here..

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  84. @BeckyMae I love it. :) CDAN brings everyone together!

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  85. Angelina jumping up to get in that picture is the best part of the show.

    Ps-no one retweet that picture.

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  86. Sooo Lucas, I wouldn't mind that sandwich either...

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  87. Needs more Loki....

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  88. Loookit the eyes on it!

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  89. @Steampunk - Right? Jesus. I'm 98.4% hetero but that dude. Damn.

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  90. damn you sound people your skewering my numbers

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  91. Gravity is going to win everything tonight. Everybody else can go home. Except you, Cate. You should stay.

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  92. Thor + Charlize =

    umm.... what what were we talking about?

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  93. Kristin, such cynicism in such a lovely person.

    Trust circle

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  94. Julia's getting exciiiited! Maybe...? Possibly..?

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  95. Anonymous7:11 PM

    I'm very late to the party today ... so much for a few days off work and chance to catch up on sleep :-/

    Anyhoo ... watching it now ... some of these behind-the-scenes guys are sooooo boring and dry ...

    And flicking over to E! to watch the re-run of the red carpet during the boring bits - have to say, Kelly and Ross ruin it with their silly giggling and shouting over the top of everyone and each other ...

    I feel all awarded-out ... thank goodness this is the last one for a while

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  96. Mein liebchen, Waltzy!!!

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  97. Man, Ellen's having some trouble with names, ain't she?

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  98. Christopher Waltz is the first presenter whose forehead actually moves.

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  99. Hey Sherry! You can come stand in the corner with me! I got all Hulk Smash over the foreign films so I'm in time-out.

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  100. That's pretty much what she was like on the red carpet...drunky mchigh

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  101. Hi Stepforded! Southern Hemisphere in da house!

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    1. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Hi BeckyMae! :-)

      Yep; your Sunday night is my Monday afternoon 'n all that ...

      :-)

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  102. I love Christophe Waltz!

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  103. Lupita is so gorgeous

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  104. Oh s*, Lupita brought it home!

    No, Julia Scenery Chewer Lenscrafter Roberts.

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  105. i think that stupid selfie broke twitter.

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  106. I am so hoping for nana to win!

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  107. I want the Nebraska lady to win.

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  108. Ok, @seven my telecast is def behind then we are only at Squibb!

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  109. LOL...damn, June Squibb is my mom

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  110. Fuck yeah, Lupita!!!!!!

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  111. But I am okay with Lupita getting it. Thank god Bitchface McGee didn't win.

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  112. OMG lupita!! so happy she looks so happy!!

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  113. Hey Step, glad you made it:-)

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    1. Anonymous7:25 PM

      Hi Steampunk! :-)

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  114. oh, Isn't Lupita pretty?

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  115. Yes !!! Lupita won. so incredibly happy and apparently is the crowd.

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  116. Yay Lupita!

    I saw Travolta's wiglet to the side, v nice!

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  117. but someone needs to get that girl a sandwich now that award season is going to be over.

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  118. Did she say John Bobbit?

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  120. Her chest bones are freaking me out...

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  121. Started well but now she's blithering...
    More cowbell!

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  122. We'll get it next time, Nana

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  123. I love Lupita so much. So very, very much. The earrings are amazing, the color is perfect. I'm not a fan of the breastbone-bearing dresses on her but it seems to work; and she called out Chewie, Michael, Sarah, and Patty - this woman is a-mofo-mazing.

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  124. I think we all agreed on that win. Also, we probably are all happy that Roberts didn't win. heh heh heh

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  125. Why did they have to play Lupita off to that song?

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  126. Why did they have to play Lupita off to that song?

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  127. Her speech was lovely. (Is that better, TTM ;)

    JLaw looked relieved as shit not to get called up.

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  128. TTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D

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  129. Lupita and Jordan Catalano have a lot to celebrate together tonight!

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  130. I love you, drinky Tina

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  131. TTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D

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  132. ah no thanks to mr pitt BRAPITA=Broken

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  133. Lupita is probably the most perfect Oscar winner ever.

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  134. What happened Kristin? I missed the reason for your time out.

    It's okay boo to be passionate about film..don't let it vex you.

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  135. Angie's gonna eat??

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  136. Gotta admit - the pizza thing is cute.

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  137. get on with the show already.

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  138. Brad is just being so cute tonight...he's moving up my ranks.

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  139. Love the new GIF avatar Stepforded!

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      Thanks BeckyMae! :-)

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  140. Anonymous7:22 PM

    HA! I bet we don't see any of those skinny minnie actresses eat any pizza ...

    I'd be worried about ruining my lipstick ...

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  141. Yay! Someone's feeding Angie!

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  142. TTM, who is Nana?

    And yes, I saw Travolta's wiglet. It's going into my official weavelet collection. Seven and Hesienberg have their dissertations and theses, I have my John Travolta Hairpiece retrospective.

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  143. Ellen is reading off the Teleprompter again...

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  144. Anonymous7:23 PM

    This woman speaks beautifully!

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  145. I don't think the pizza bit is cute... it could be but I don't know.

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  146. Nana is June Squibb. We will get that award next year, you'll see

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  147. Jared needs a pizza but grumpy grandpa Jones is all "Ally McBeal is gluten intolerant! It was on the RSVP card!"

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  148. Stepforded! lolololol! Love that avatar

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  150. Fresh hell, Ellen! FRESH HELL!

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  151. Yeah, Ellen seems really nervous, I'm starting to feel bad for her!

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  152. Hey! Where is Lady Heisenberg?? Haven't seen her for days!

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  153. Pizza got my attention. I'm sure millions of Americans perked up just now.

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  154. Anonymous7:24 PM

    Was that pizza guy Ellen's staff member who normally brings the guests their props / gifts out (the one who runs everywhere)?

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  155. Scorsese's Italian. Of course he wants pizza.

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  156. ok boring lady FAWK move it along NO ONE CARES

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  157. @Stepford Me 2!! it's nearly noon here and I don't hate mondays today

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  158. Why didn't the camera zoom to Angie eating? I'm worried, people. It was cute of Brad to hand out plates.

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  159. Did you see Nebraska, TTM? She was awesome in it.

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  160. If he's into redheads, I gotta shot...

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  161. I think Ellen mixed up her meds tonight. She doesn't seem happy to be there.

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  162. oh...and Bill Murray is God

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  163. I didn't see all of it, Kristin, but I so want to

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  164. Amy Mofo Adams is (slightly nervously) channeling Bette Davis

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  165. Hahaaaaa, love the Ramis shout out!

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