Academy Awards Telecast Part Two
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ReplyDeleteHey, duckies, get over here! The other thread is too long!
ReplyDeleteOver!
ReplyDelete@TTM! o/ \o
ReplyDeleteWell that woke me up. Nice.
ReplyDeleteI posted to let people know!
ReplyDeleteHey ohhhhh.
ReplyDeleteHellooooo!
ReplyDeletethanks TTM
ReplyDeleteMy man Kevin Spacey!
ReplyDeleteI missed the red carpet and almost all of the first part, but JLaw is looking lovely every time they show her.
Why did Christian Bale just act like "who is Angela Lansbury"? I love Bale but I'd cut him for that...
That documentary got me thinking about MV
ReplyDeleteOMG that pic on the thread is the lady i commented on hours ago when i said you should NOT wear a low cut dress with those droppy boobs
ReplyDeleteI love how they didn't switch to Angelina Jolie when Kevin Spacey pointed at her.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably just not a nice person
Crazy lady sings and Bill Murray fucking loves it!
ReplyDeletewow didnt even show the Jolie when they announced her win.....#shunned
ReplyDeleteI LOVE ANGELA LANSBURY, SEVEN!!!
ReplyDeleteOh dear thank you all things that are lovely, Geoffrey Rush said my name. I shall die a happy woman.
ReplyDeleteAJo is just so very skinny
ReplyDeleteYes Dena, I was howling. That's the most engaged he's been in years...and I love him anyway. :)
ReplyDeleteI could listen to Geoffrey Rush talk for days and days....
ReplyDeleteI am so disappointed for the art of killing losing... such a gem. But it made for a musical oscar acceptance and it was delicious!
ReplyDelete@Kristin thx for the recap. Had a little trouble w/ my connection but I am now back.
@Little P : your Frozen joke was simple but very good
They probably dint want you to realize she was skinnier than she is in the video... #pencilsbethicker
ReplyDeleteYay Steve Martin!
ReplyDeletePRESENT!! (Thanks TTM)
ReplyDeleteAngelina is flawless and Brad's kiss on her head was perfectly timed. Those two have game.
I'm signing all of my credit slips "Tina Fey" from here on out.
ReplyDeleteOh Brad, I am not happy with your hair. Can we get the in between of scruff and duff?
Ewan!
ReplyDeleteEwen looks not hot..WTF Oscars why are you killing my lady wood??
ReplyDeleteOh, Ewan McGregor is my fav...but honey's gotta wash that hair.
ReplyDeleteEwaaaaaaaaaaaan and Viola kill me now.
ReplyDeleteGreat Beauty was the worst film I saw all award season. THE.WORST.
ReplyDeleteI would prefer Hiddles, but I will take Ewan
ReplyDeleteCrossing fingers for you Kristin, I know you want the Belgain one!
Oh sorry
ReplyDeleteI so want to see The Missing Picture. It looks so good!
ReplyDeletehaha!! TTM told me to move it! =p
ReplyDeleteCan I sit w/ u guys?
Great Beauty - lame Fellini rip-ff. The Hunt was a great movie.
ReplyDeleteI'll scootch over, Ware
ReplyDeleteFFFUUUUUUUCK!
ReplyDeleteFuck
Fuck
Fuck!
FUCK!
Ewan needs to be undressed, that is the only look I will accept.
ReplyDeleteLove Bill Murray and his genuine reaction to Darlene Love's acceptance song. She kicks off the Christmas season every year on Letterman when she sings "Christmas" (Baby Please Come Home).
ReplyDeleteEwan, and then the Italians. My ears are puddles of lovesickness.
ReplyDelete@Kristin, you mad about something, boo?
ReplyDelete@WareCat, come sit by me. I've got all the snark and maybe some dirty pictures...
Hmmm. Trying to decide how comfort Kristin. She's a bit agitated and I can't afford to lose any more body parts.
ReplyDeleteRight now...I feel like I'm dating an OS
ReplyDeleteSorry kristen :'(
ReplyDeleteI got drunk with Ewan and Dougray Scott when they were in Oz filming Moulin Rouge and Mission Impossible respectively. Both lovely, gracious men with gorgeous bloody accents!
ReplyDeleteBRAD.
ReplyDeleteMe TOO, Miss Kitty!!
ReplyDeleteEllen is wearing one of those bright white suits thy wore on planet Krypton.
ReplyDeleteBeckyMae, I kneel before you. :)
ReplyDeleteTotally fine, @7. Why?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the support, TTM. Broken Circle Breakdown was amazing.
AND U2.
ReplyDeleteI'll be in my bunk.
HAIR. WASH. SHAMPOO.
ReplyDeleteIS IT ASKING TOO MUCH???
Hey HEY, Brad looks fantastic!
ReplyDeletePitt cleans up nice. And I thought Ewang looked good. But I also have a tiny man crush on him.
ReplyDeleteYay for man crushes! Did you know your post disappeared, Lucas?
Deletehello BRAD and introducing U2....yes i like it
ReplyDeleteBeckyMae?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteDamn.
Sorry guys. Nothing to see here. Totally fine because - ya know - Brad.
ReplyDeleteTime to turn my volume down.
ReplyDeleteAlso - Bono could sing the phone book and make me verklempt.
ReplyDeleteAhhh nah, stand @House whilst it was an amazing night I am pretty sure I was an obnoxious fan girl to both, but I was young....
ReplyDeleteI will wash Brad's hair. And Bono's, too. I'll put Lucas at the front of the line, though.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to worry about ashing The Edge's hair.
ReplyDelete^washing. Shit.
ReplyDeleteBut my friend who was with me got verrrrrry friendly with Dougray and is, I believe, responsible for Hugh Jackman's career....
ReplyDeleteI love The Edge
ReplyDeleteNice to hear that Bono's voice is back. He blew it out for awhile there, but this stripped-down version is great.
ReplyDeleteI would wash Hugh Jackman.
ReplyDeleteJared Leto hair station up for grabs
ReplyDeletealright alright alright
ReplyDelete@BeckyMae I'd have a hard time not getting that friendly myself. I often imagine male acquaintances and coworkers with accents and it's crazy how much more appealing they become.
ReplyDeleteokay, so...I need to give Brad, Jared and Ewan a bath. Hmm, yep...I'm up for that
ReplyDeletedid i miss any awards after U2 took doggie out to pee?
ReplyDeleteFor me the coolest guy in U2 is Adam Clayton. So dapper-looking.
ReplyDeleteCanadachick, U2 takes your dog out to pee?
ReplyDeleteBono has a voice like a bell. Beautiful
ReplyDeleteI left too:-D
ReplyDeleteLeave Liza alone!!
ReplyDeleteTelePrompTer is getting fired and I'm still obsessing over lack of dental hygiene
ReplyDeleteLUCILLE 2!
ReplyDeleteI hate that fake nonchalence Ellen has going tonight
ReplyDeleteJulia looked pissssedddd to be passed over
ReplyDelete@house I used to live in Edinburgh....I basically spent two years there peeling myself off the floor constantly....
ReplyDeleteTTM Ha!
ReplyDeleteJust take the damn photo
ReplyDeleteBrad and Bradley sandwich. I WILL BE IN MY BUNK!
ReplyDeleteTTM Ha!
ReplyDeleteHi CDan community,
ReplyDeleteJust a quick shout out to all of you as I am in Australia and working. I had plans to read the comments during my day, but that did not happen. Hope you continue to have a great time and all your crushes and freebies clean up nicely for you.
Cheers, over and out.
Feral.
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ReplyDeleteChiwitel
ReplyDeleteVerklempt... Dapper... Lucas, you're gonna give me a wordgasm ;)
ReplyDeleteBye Feral! I'll represent for the Aussies!! Go Cate!
ReplyDeleteKristen Bell just looks so cute
ReplyDeleteFeral! How cool.
ReplyDelete@BeckyMae to quote the Cure, why can't I be you? Hee hee....that's so rad.
ReplyDeleteahh look at Angie getting in on the group pic and waving
ReplyDeleteTHOR!
ReplyDeleteThor and Charlize? THAT'S a sandwich I wanna be a part of.
ReplyDeleteHey is there room at the table for me? Missed you all this weekend. My new iPhone won't let me post..Waaaahhhhhh!
ReplyDeleteDrugs!
ReplyDeleteHe has an accent....swooon
ReplyDelete@house, you can! You quoted the Cure, let's be besties!!
ReplyDeleteI want the kitty to win
ReplyDeleteTHOR!!
ReplyDeleteHemsworth looks like a limo driver...a built limo drive, but still...
ReplyDeleteLucas...I just thought to myself, "ooh, Brad and Angie...now there's a sandwich."
ReplyDeleteA lot of "hungry" people in here..
@BeckyMae I love it. :) CDAN brings everyone together!
ReplyDeleteAngelina jumping up to get in that picture is the best part of the show.
ReplyDeletePs-no one retweet that picture.
Sooo Lucas, I wouldn't mind that sandwich either...
ReplyDeleteNeeds more Loki....
ReplyDeleteLoookit the eyes on it!
ReplyDelete@Steampunk - Right? Jesus. I'm 98.4% hetero but that dude. Damn.
ReplyDeletedamn you sound people your skewering my numbers
ReplyDeleteGravity is going to win everything tonight. Everybody else can go home. Except you, Cate. You should stay.
ReplyDeleteThor + Charlize =
ReplyDeleteumm.... what what were we talking about?
Kristin, such cynicism in such a lovely person.
ReplyDeleteTrust circle
Julia's getting exciiiited! Maybe...? Possibly..?
ReplyDeleteI'm very late to the party today ... so much for a few days off work and chance to catch up on sleep :-/
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo ... watching it now ... some of these behind-the-scenes guys are sooooo boring and dry ...
And flicking over to E! to watch the re-run of the red carpet during the boring bits - have to say, Kelly and Ross ruin it with their silly giggling and shouting over the top of everyone and each other ...
I feel all awarded-out ... thank goodness this is the last one for a while
Mein liebchen, Waltzy!!!
ReplyDeleteMan, Ellen's having some trouble with names, ain't she?
ReplyDeleteChristopher Waltz is the first presenter whose forehead actually moves.
ReplyDeleteHey Sherry! You can come stand in the corner with me! I got all Hulk Smash over the foreign films so I'm in time-out.
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty much what she was like on the red carpet...drunky mchigh
ReplyDeleteCOME ON JLAW!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Stepforded! Southern Hemisphere in da house!
ReplyDeleteHi BeckyMae! :-)
DeleteYep; your Sunday night is my Monday afternoon 'n all that ...
:-)
I love Christophe Waltz!
ReplyDeleteLupita is so gorgeous
ReplyDeleteOh s*, Lupita brought it home!
ReplyDeleteNo, Julia Scenery Chewer Lenscrafter Roberts.
i think that stupid selfie broke twitter.
ReplyDeleteI am so hoping for nana to win!
ReplyDeleteI want the Nebraska lady to win.
ReplyDeleteOk, @seven my telecast is def behind then we are only at Squibb!
ReplyDeleteLOL...damn, June Squibb is my mom
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah, Lupita!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebahahah liza
ReplyDeleteBut I am okay with Lupita getting it. Thank god Bitchface McGee didn't win.
ReplyDeleteOMG lupita!! so happy she looks so happy!!
ReplyDeleteHey Step, glad you made it:-)
ReplyDeleteHi Steampunk! :-)
Deleteoh, Isn't Lupita pretty?
ReplyDeleteLupita power!
ReplyDeleteYes !!! Lupita won. so incredibly happy and apparently is the crowd.
ReplyDeleteYay Lupita!
ReplyDeleteI saw Travolta's wiglet to the side, v nice!
but someone needs to get that girl a sandwich now that award season is going to be over.
ReplyDeleteaww lupita.
ReplyDeleteDid she say John Bobbit?
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ReplyDeleteHer chest bones are freaking me out...
ReplyDeleteStarted well but now she's blithering...
ReplyDeleteMore cowbell!
We'll get it next time, Nana
ReplyDeleteI love Lupita so much. So very, very much. The earrings are amazing, the color is perfect. I'm not a fan of the breastbone-bearing dresses on her but it seems to work; and she called out Chewie, Michael, Sarah, and Patty - this woman is a-mofo-mazing.
ReplyDeleteI think we all agreed on that win. Also, we probably are all happy that Roberts didn't win. heh heh heh
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Miss Kitty, right on!
DeleteWhy did they have to play Lupita off to that song?
ReplyDeleteWhy did they have to play Lupita off to that song?
ReplyDeleteHer speech was lovely. (Is that better, TTM ;)
ReplyDeleteJLaw looked relieved as shit not to get called up.
TTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D
ReplyDeleteLupita and Jordan Catalano have a lot to celebrate together tonight!
ReplyDeleteI love you, drinky Tina
ReplyDeleteTTM, bobbit handles the movie spool...:-D
ReplyDeleteah no thanks to mr pitt BRAPITA=Broken
ReplyDeleteLupita is probably the most perfect Oscar winner ever.
ReplyDelete:-D
ReplyDeleteWhat happened Kristin? I missed the reason for your time out.
ReplyDeleteIt's okay boo to be passionate about film..don't let it vex you.
Angie's gonna eat??
ReplyDeleteGotta admit - the pizza thing is cute.
ReplyDeleteget on with the show already.
ReplyDeleteBrad is just being so cute tonight...he's moving up my ranks.
ReplyDeleteLove the new GIF avatar Stepforded!
ReplyDeleteThanks BeckyMae! :-)
DeleteHA! I bet we don't see any of those skinny minnie actresses eat any pizza ...
ReplyDeleteI'd be worried about ruining my lipstick ...
Yay! Someone's feeding Angie!
ReplyDeleteTTM, who is Nana?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I saw Travolta's wiglet. It's going into my official weavelet collection. Seven and Hesienberg have their dissertations and theses, I have my John Travolta Hairpiece retrospective.
Ellen is reading off the Teleprompter again...
ReplyDeleteThis woman speaks beautifully!
ReplyDeleteI don't think the pizza bit is cute... it could be but I don't know.
ReplyDeleteNana is June Squibb. We will get that award next year, you'll see
ReplyDeleteJared needs a pizza but grumpy grandpa Jones is all "Ally McBeal is gluten intolerant! It was on the RSVP card!"
ReplyDeleteBwahaha!! Seven
DeleteStepforded! lolololol! Love that avatar
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ReplyDeleteFresh hell, Ellen! FRESH HELL!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Ellen seems really nervous, I'm starting to feel bad for her!
ReplyDeleteHey! Where is Lady Heisenberg?? Haven't seen her for days!
ReplyDeletePizza got my attention. I'm sure millions of Americans perked up just now.
ReplyDeleteWas that pizza guy Ellen's staff member who normally brings the guests their props / gifts out (the one who runs everywhere)?
ReplyDeleteScorsese's Italian. Of course he wants pizza.
ReplyDeleteok boring lady FAWK move it along NO ONE CARES
ReplyDelete@Stepford Me 2!! it's nearly noon here and I don't hate mondays today
ReplyDeleteLOVE Bill Murray
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the camera zoom to Angie eating? I'm worried, people. It was cute of Brad to hand out plates.
ReplyDeleteDid you see Nebraska, TTM? She was awesome in it.
ReplyDeleteIf he's into redheads, I gotta shot...
ReplyDeleteI think Ellen mixed up her meds tonight. She doesn't seem happy to be there.
ReplyDeleteoh...and Bill Murray is God
ReplyDeleteI didn't see all of it, Kristin, but I so want to
ReplyDeleteAmy Mofo Adams is (slightly nervously) channeling Bette Davis
ReplyDeleteHahaaaaa, love the Ramis shout out!
ReplyDelete