Crazy Days and Nights: Academy Awards Photos Part Four

Monday, March 03, 2014

Academy Awards Photos Part Four

Liza Minelli

Pharrell

Naomi Watts

Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan

Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell

Bill Murray

Calista Flockhart

Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth

51 comments:

ItsCourtneyD7:43 AM
While I love the color and material of Elsa's dress, I don't think it fits her well at all. Just seems stretched out. And poor poor Liza...just. No honey. No.
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surfer7:44 AM
Liza should have worn a bra - no one needed to see her nippies!

Naomi's and Calista's gowns were almost identical.

Elsa's dress wasn't the most flattering.
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Frufra7:45 AM
Glad to see old Liza Nobra in the photos - she's just a big blue pantsuit full of absolutely no fucks to give.

Elsa - next time, go for something made for a pregnant woman. Yowza.
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Frufra7:46 AM
Also re Elsa - that rig just gives a big gut effect, instead of taking advantage of pregnancy boobs. It's like someone's uncle with a beer gut!
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Now!7:47 AM
@Frufra Agree with you about Pataky's dress.

Naomi is not usually one of my favorites, but she looks good here. The lipstick makes the big difference between her dress and Calista's.
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bowler_chick7:50 AM
Kurt Russell and Thor, yum.
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Kelly7:51 AM
Ellen's Liza joke fell so flat.
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Michael H7:51 AM
Um Pharrell, this is the Oscars, not the Grammys. You kinda look like an idiot.
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TalksTooMuch7:54 AM
I love Bill Murray. I love that he didn't even care enough to brush out that fluffy mop of hair. I love even more that he snuck in a quick tribute to Harold Ramis.

Also: THOR!!
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Kimba7:59 AM
Oh my, I feel bad for baby-mamma - whatshername - I'm actually laughing....not good.
For baby bejebus Liza wear a bra - saw a pic on another site and her nips are the size of tennis balls. Love her and beyond the horror, she looked great!
Love Watts' necklace - I'd just wear that.
Love Bill Murray forever.
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SpunkyPR8:03 AM
What has Goldie done to her face? Is it me or does she sort of resemble the joker here?
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timebob 8:43 AM
Elsa would of given birth on the red carpet there was no way shew as missing that photo op.
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Count Jerkula8:49 AM
Top 3

Dewan

Watts

Preggo
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rajahcat8:52 AM
sorry I know she's pregnant but that is the worst dress choice ever maybe
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Sprink8:56 AM
Goldie, I love you. Now CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR! You're 68, ffs.
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Sprink9:00 AM
The light/nude sparkly outfit thing is almost nobody's best look. I don't care how "bang on trend" it is--and damn you Jay Manuel for making that phrase happen--the only person who's ever really made it work is our girl Britney in the Toxic video.
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annanaannnaaaa9:03 AM
I should not have to say this, but... freakin shorts are not black tie!
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Sprink9:04 AM
Speaking of making things happen...Pharrell? No.

You've been at it awhile, and while I admire your persistence, the Black Tie Clambake for Men has NOT caught on.

Awards season is pretty much over, so time to hang up the pedal pushers (along with Viv's Full Mounty hat). Thanks, doll.
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Harry Knuckles9:07 AM
Elsa Pataky needs to cut back on the donuts.

I don't think Liza has had a happy life.

Pharrell looks silly. It would be easy to say that he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks about him but I kind of think it's the other way around. He loves the attention.

Itty bitty Bono.
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DAMD Tech9:08 AM
Mr. Adam Clayton knows how to dress properly. Take notes Pharrell, you have a lot to learn. Edge also well dressed and with a bit'o'rock flair. My boyos.
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discoflux9:23 AM
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discoflux9:23 AM
Oh, Liza. I think the oscars merit some anti gravity gear.

This is all I can think about when I look at Elsa Pataky
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Henriette9:56 AM
Does Goldie Hawn own any other dress? I swear that is the only dress I've ever seen her in, just like her hair cut.
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Sherry10:50 AM
I do not think that dress is working for Elsa. Empire waistline is much better for women as heavy with child as she is.

Nutty..That's what I mean by some color. All these pale dresses and then top it with pale makeup? No, there should be something to make you stand out.

BUT as Sprink said NOT blacktie clambake. Lord that's a horrific choice. That a Liza's point to the floor tata's. Blurg....
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Laura11:04 AM
Goldie would have looked better if she put her hair up.
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Laura11:06 AM
Love Liza, but she's got the low swinging water balloon thing going on.
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Unknown11:09 AM
Smile Helen for fucks sake. You're at the Oscars with Pharrell. Give him to me if you're so miserable about it all.
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Little Baby Jade11:24 AM
Goldie is not aging gracefully.
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8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob11:42 AM
Pharrell Williams forgot his hat and half his trousers.
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Jessi12:22 PM
Elsa = absolutely ridiculous!
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__-__=__12:22 PM
Calista looks great! Yes, Liza's boobs run wild but WTH with those shoes?!?!?! I wish Liza would find true love.
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Krgl4201:28 PM
Channing Tatum is grasping onto those last 15 minutes. I don't think wifey is going to like it, she loves the attention
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Unknown1:31 PM
You guys are too kind it looks like Elsa has a basketball trying to bust out of her dress, like an Alien movie, shudder.

Dear Elsa talk to all the other pregnant women who managed to do it with finesse.
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Unknown1:36 PM
E!talk was interviewing Liza on the red carpet, she is supposedly going on a world wide tour, she is one strung out babe. When these celebrities get to a certain age, given all the booze and drugs you have to wonder if dementia starts to set in sooner than later but if Liza can still do dance routines and remember song lyrics I guess not
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Unknown1:36 PM
Oh I have to look it up how did Larry boyo dress up?
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Unknown1:37 PM
Goldie wears her hair strategically long...
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anon3:02 PM
The cut of Elsa Pataky's dress is all wrong - big fail. That would have been so pretty with an empire waist line.
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Kassandra6:55 PM
Pharrell:

Just. No.

Knickers, seriously?

Please stop. For all that is holy, please stop the madness.

I want to focus on other things, but i just can't with this.
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Erik8:07 PM
I still can't believe that guy wore shorts to the Oscars. What a tool.
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Count Jerkula9:13 PM
Harry's avatar got nothing to do w/ pedo. I would bet a dollar she is old enough to have done sea creature enemas on video. That island is loaded with hardcore degenerates.

Harry and his profile pics appear to be quite popular. His profile has a shade under 8k views. Dude brings the clicks. Kudos, Harry.
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Anonymous1:06 AM
I don't like that dress on Elsa; she should have copied Olivia Wilde's style.

Goldie always looks the same - same boring hair, same boring squished up face and horrible make-up.

I usually love Pharrell but I think he's a dick who showed no respect by wearing shorts. His wife seems odd.

When did Bill Murray get SO old?!
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gr8p7:28 AM
I won't shade Elsa's dress because she's carrying twins and you can't necessarily make that work on the red carpet.

The only nice thing I can say about Pharrell is: at least he didn't wear that hat.

Channing Tatum has a butta face but I still would
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shakey8:18 PM
That is one really neat pant suit Liza's wearing, but I don't know if it's Oscar-worthy. Is it me, or did she look pissed while Pink sang Mommy's song? I wouldn't be surprised if she was angry she wasn't asked to sing.

Pharrell's wife looks like she feels out of place.

I agree with DAMD Tech, Adam Clayton still looks good.

Goldie always seems to wear the same colour, and the same messed-up JF look for her hair. She really needs to change it up.

Looking at Elsa Pataky made me realize we don't see Adrien Brody much anymore.
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Erik9:21 PM
@shakey - good! can't stand that douche brody.
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Red11:38 AM
Pataky looks tumored & deformed, not "gloriously with child". Kerry & Olivia looked great. Even Drew B at a different event did preggers better & she's no fashion plate.
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Aoife11:53 AM
How the hell did Elsa leave the house like that?! I think someone on FP said she looked like she had a beer belly and not a baby bump .

I don't get the Channing Tatum hype.

Pharrell and his wife look like a couple of dudes out for a good time.
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KittyKatMeow8:08 AM
Jenna's dress is to die for!
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