Monday, March 03, 2014

Academy Awards Photos Part Five

Jeremy Renner
Chrissy Teigen
Jonah Hill
Glenn Close
Jessica Biel
Jamie Foxx and his daughter.
Zac Efron
Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell
Michael Fassbender



31 comments:

  1. Biel looked beautiful!!!!!! I'll take a hit for it - haters - but she was/is flawless.

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    1. No hit from me Kimba. I've always thought she is very pretty.

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    2. Anonymous12:42 PM

      Certainly doesn't look pregnant, Enty

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  2. I love Dax and Kristen.

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  3. I think Teigen's dress was gorgeous. Fassy's mom - yikes.

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  4. Zac is ready if Cali floods

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  5. Well, I guess we can stop speculating whether Biel is pregnant...

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  6. @PeggyToo - nice catch on the Ephron high waters!

    Y'all can totally yell at me, but I don't get the Renner love. He always looks like he's catching a whiff of a bad odor.

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  7. KBells's dress is beautiful, but ripped out of the dressing room from Say Yes to the Dress. Vera Wangish.

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  8. I think Renner fibs a little about his height. Says he is 5 ft 10 but really he's more like 5 ft 8. Can't really see his shoes here but he's a "lifter".

    Chrissy Tiegen doesn't have the best face so I guess the thing to do then would be to turn off the lights or put a bag over her head. I like the lights on because I like to look at all the lady parts, so I guess I would put a bag over her head.

    Glenn Close has always been a favorite of mine. Nice lady and a terrific actress.

    As Kimba noted, Jessica Biel is gorgeous. Don't understand what she is doing with JT. She's gay. Makes no sense to me. Unless they are beardig for each other.

    Would really like to have sex with Jamie Foxx's daughter but Jamie would find me and kill me.

    Zac could use another 4 or 5 inches of pant leg.

    I wonder if the girl with Fassbender is one of those trollops that was blowing him in his car as he was driving around L A?

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    1. I should hope not, that's Fassbender's mother with him!

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  9. Anonymous8:28 AM

    Teigens dress is lovely.

    Wow, Ms. Close. Looking good.

    Jamie fox bringing his hawt daughter feel weird. He has "borderline pedophile" eyes. Nice dress on her though.

    DAX/Kristen look happy to b there. Their clothes do not.

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  10. Top 3

    Beil

    Foxx's Daughter

    Bell

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  11. Is Chrissy Teigan a butter face who got lucky? I don't get what she is.

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    1. Jessie, I'm dying. Thanks for saying what I'm too scared to say.

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    2. Anonymous12:54 AM

      @Jessie - me neither; and she's a fraud - how can a Sports Illustrated swimwear model hate sand and not be able to swim?

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  12. Fru - I agree completely. Jeremy Renner is fuuuuugLY.

    That being said... I really wanna go Fassbender at least one go round. He does funny things to my lady parts.

    I keep wondering when Jonah Hill's little knock-knees are going to give out on him.

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  13. @disco - ITA re Fassy. The man is sex on a stick. And I love that he has real teeth, not a mouth full of veneers. I'm totally over the perfect teeth thing.

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  14. I adored Veronica Mars, but Kristen looks a little different in the face.

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  15. Well Biel is not preggers and there was no Justine, so I guess the rumors of them on the outs is true.

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  16. I think Biel is pretty but like her acting she looks very vanilla. That hair color doesn't work for her and she has no one speck of color on her.

    Wow, Fassy's mom is pretty young.

    Not getting the Renner love either. I find him unattractive.

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  17. Let's be real if she wasn't married to john Legend, no one would know who Chrissy but her face! Tiegen is.
    Paper bag = necessary

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  18. Renner is not conventionally attractive, but he's magnetic on screen. As in I can't seem to take my eyes off of him.

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    1. Anonymous1:59 PM

      @lowkey
      I agree totally. Renner IS magnetic on screen. He is awesome in everything I've seen him in.

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  19. I love Chrissy Teigan's dress, so pretty! And what the hell was Biehl doing there?

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  20. Renner looks like a squinty rat, I don't get the appeal AT ALL.

    i sense no amount of alpha/testosterone from him whatsoever. He has zero sex appeal to me. Seriously, ZERO. Even Bradley Cooper rates a tad higher than Renner.

    But (let's be honest)to each, his/her own. i find Fassbender, Hemsworth (the Chris variety), Rudd, Jonathan Meyer-Rees, and other very interesting-looking guys sexy as hell.

    It's just me. :)

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    1. Anonymous12:57 AM

      @Kassandra - I don't get the appeal with Renner either. He gives me bad vibes.

      I have to disagree with you about BCoop though - he has dreamy bedroom eyes <3

      I don't find those other interesting-guys you've mentioned sexy but can tell you that Chris Hemsworth is an absolute honey in 'real life' ... very down to earth, charming, just adorable. There's another Hemsworth brother that hasn't hit Hollywood - he's even dreamier! ;-)

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  21. Anonymous12:52 AM

    Chrissy Tiegen's fivehead (forehead) really bothers me. She needs to grow a fringe / bangs. Other than that though, she does not have a pretty face. How is she a 'model'?

    I'm scared of Glenn Close ever since I started watching "Damages" ... her character in that would be a good match for the father in "Betrayal". Creepy! Scary! Stay away!

    Biel looks like a mannequin - and not in a good way.

    Is Fassbender's date his mother?

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  22. Biel in beige is too bland. Color somewhere, please.

    Fassy looks like his father. Dad's hot for an old dude.

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