Academy Award Telecast Part One
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Is the fashion totally underwhelming tonight, or I am just being a bitch because I didn't get my pony-bun?
ReplyDeleteTrying to convince bar too change channel to Oscars. Having panic attack. MUST WATCH OSCARS!
ReplyDeleteHa made it!
ReplyDeleteDef underwhelming, Kristin. But worth having four people talk about it in depth on E!
ReplyDeleteOk JSierra ppl have been demanding drinking game Rulz!
ReplyDeletei always get jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon confused.
ReplyDeleteBtw by default I may have won the drinking game :(
ReplyDeleteYep @Cocoa and @Kristin, lots of 'safe' choices and not enough pushing of the fashion envelope. They should have shown Pharrell's GF, she gave Angie a run for her money in an amazing femme tux!
ReplyDeleteI think the starlets totally blew their loads on the Golden Globes.
ReplyDeleteJSierra, what are the drinking game rules? Anytime Jonah Hill eye-f**ks Leo?
Dunno what happened to the red carpet?
ReplyDeleteGo Sandybrook! Have one or eleven for me :)
ReplyDeleteReal life calls - bye y'all!
ReplyDeleteTTM the Kristin Cavalleri commentary trumps The Brange. Duh.
ReplyDeleteLater Cocoa!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it got flooded TTM? T'was the weather for it....
ReplyDeleteI'm with you guys on the fashion being underwhelming.
ReplyDeleteHay will and the co beard
ReplyDeleteWe get to see fans?!?!, yeah Jada ..your fans
ReplyDeleteAngies dress is FUG
ReplyDeleteNice dress tho. She looks less plastic. Wind tunnel?
ReplyDeletei dont think there was any one standout OMG dress .....
ReplyDelete@canadachick agree! Her boobs look like they are melting into her waist!
ReplyDeleteWhite bowtie,
ReplyDeleteTenner is so cute!
I agree with Canada...that was an ugly dress on Jolie. Plus, Guiliana needs to go on a diet, poor girl popped her zipper.
ReplyDeleteThis birch in the white dress had a lot of work done in her face :(
ReplyDeleteWho's the Little Person interviewing Sandra?
ReplyDeleteI like Biel's dress, but the side hair is getting old.
ReplyDelete$$& spellczheck!
ReplyDeleteBullocks' dress....good color?
ok KAte Hudson looks amazing
ReplyDeleteSandra Bullock destroyed her face! (And it wasn't that great to begin with!)
ReplyDeleteAngieis a saint leave her alone!
ReplyDeletei like the waist of Anna Kendricks dress
ReplyDeletebest dress - Kate Hudson
ReplyDeleteAngie's a saint who poor fashion sense, sorry Sandy!
ReplyDeleteBut I have to commend her for not wearing her usual black sack...
Leo you smug a-hole
ReplyDeleteSeriously... what happened to the red carpet interviews??
ReplyDeletei think i agree Miss Kitty....Kate was HAWT..ROWR
ReplyDeleteim not sure i can miss the Walking Dead for these people
ReplyDeleteThey moved to ABC kristin
ReplyDeleteShow us just aboot over anywho..
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson for the win.
ReplyDeleteI'm not crazy about Angelina Jolie's dress
ReplyDeleteI love AngieJo, but she is rather Mother-of-the-Bride-ish. :(
Delete@ Canada, if you stat, you Will be seeing the walking dead
ReplyDeleteDon't know any of these people! On CTV
ReplyDeleteOkay! I know Robin Roberts! JGL! Rawr
ReplyDeleteGaydar alert on ABC
ReplyDeleteSome dude is pawing at JGL face, hmm
ReplyDeleteSome dude with weird glasses and a pimp hat
ReplyDeleteAny real skanky, revealing dresses on the red carpet?
ReplyDeleteMay I start?
ReplyDeleteKevin Spacey..Drugs!
Drink!
ReplyDeleteOk time for the opening monologue fuck the show!
ReplyDeleteokay, martinis are ready, lets DO this...
ReplyDeleteSorry count . not to me...
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ReplyDeleteCount, Angie Jo's got some see-thru shit from the Sochi figure skating line. Her mammories looks great though!
ReplyDeleteI am so pathetic. I was all tipsy and had to start pacing myself...just checked the bottle
ReplyDeleteI had ONE glass of wine! Pathetic
No Count but JLaw is fucked up and fell down drunk again :(
ReplyDelete30 commercials later....
ReplyDeleteI didn't like Angie's dress at all
ReplyDeleteYep, Kristin. Angie is definitely showing off her new breasticles.
ReplyDeleteTTM I'm embarrassed for you
ReplyDeletehahahaha...Sochi Skating Line! Nailed it!
ReplyDeleteEllen?!? ( I forgot) Rilly!
ReplyDeleteThanks, sandy. I'm embarassed for myself
ReplyDeleteEllen looks like one of those Canadian judges or something.
ReplyDeleteEllen!! Velvet??
ReplyDeleteYay Ellen!
ReplyDeleteEnty must be squealing ..Ellens wearing VELVET
ReplyDeleteYaaaaay!!
ReplyDeleteWow...worst male dressed goes to Ellen
ReplyDeleteYay! Namechecking the older lady in green!
ReplyDeleteHold on Lupita has a guy???
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee, Fassbender looked like he wanted some Lupita
ReplyDeleteNo to the headband, lupita.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, man, get your grill fixed!
ReplyDeleteLiza is loooooooaded
ReplyDeleteOops, that Liza joke hit a bit of a bum note....
ReplyDeleteOOH! LIZA BURN
ReplyDeleteThe guy who did the real life Abscam that the movie is based on lives about 5 miles from me.
ReplyDeleteEllen has beautiful eyes
ReplyDeleteIt's glittery velvet too! Never knew that even existed...
ReplyDeleteTravolta wore his hipster hair..
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts is yuck
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they all went to college
ReplyDeleteWow, Jada Pinkett looks great! So soft and pretty
ReplyDeletei thought Lupita was from Naoribi....as in Naorbi blue??? Ellen said Kenya?
ReplyDeleteTRAVOLTA IS THERE???? My lumpy Sci-beast!
ReplyDeleteDid I miss the boob song yet?
ReplyDeleteDrink! JLaw fall talk!
ReplyDeleteElkenmissed the red carpet apparently
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ReplyDeleteJennifer burn!
ReplyDeleteLeave her ALONE!
ReplyDeleteYay! JBE is here!
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ReplyDeleteNairobi is the capital of Kenya, I believe?
ReplyDeleteAaaaand here are the JLaw tripping jokes. Ellen is going for the easy jokes.
Jared does have the ombre hair
ReplyDeleteJordan Catalano is dirty
ReplyDeleteTravolta is displaying his Oscar dildo collection behind Ellen...
ReplyDeleteClose enough DRINK!
ReplyDeleteohImSorry
ReplyDeleteStupid Blogger
ReplyDeleteTexas TRex does equal Dirty Pretty
ReplyDeleteNo you didnt
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern looks fabulous!
ReplyDelete#embarrassed of Geography knowledge
ReplyDeleteI'm a little unclear on what you're asking, JBE? ;)
ReplyDeleteNot yet, JBE. It was such a hit last year I can't imagine they wouldn't want to revisit the boob song.
ReplyDeleteAnnE
ReplyDeleteFirst White Presenter
ReplyDeleteSTFD AnnE
ReplyDeleteAnne Hathaway needs more hair.
ReplyDeletei hate annE
ReplyDeleteG-d damnit, AnnE, you look terrible.
ReplyDeleteWow, right into Best Supporting!
ReplyDeletecmon JAred
ReplyDeleteTheir not oscar dildos , they're oscar/ STD condoms,lol
ReplyDeleteI think anne h looks gorgeous
ReplyDeleteI love the perm, Bradley
ReplyDeleteAnd the winner is....Bradley Cooper's perm!!
ReplyDeleteI really wish Fassbender campaigned. He was so good.
ReplyDeleteThat was Fassy??
ReplyDeleteWoohoo! Michael VaginaBender!!
ReplyDeleteJinx TTM!
ReplyDeleteAnd with her I shall bid you all a fond adieu and hopefully I will awaken once again tomorrow morning to visit CDaN and my favs
ReplyDeleteThey only show that one clip of Wolf of Wall Street!
ReplyDeleteYay Jared!
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1 right
ReplyDeleteDirty Catalano won!
ReplyDeleteYay Jared Leto!
ReplyDeleteNight Sandybrook!
Yay, Jordan Catalano won! He deserves it.
ReplyDeletejared needs a haircut.
ReplyDeleteBye Sandy!!
ReplyDeleteAnd good for you Jordan Catalano! Angela is proud!
ReplyDeleteNice job, Jared. Last but not least
ReplyDeleteBye!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Jonah Hill thought he won it or a second. Stupid "J" names.
ReplyDeleteawwwwwwwwwww i love mommy stories
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna make me cry! Goddamn douche! JK
ReplyDeleteJesus won!
ReplyDeleteNight sandy
ReplyDeleteim a gonna cry
ReplyDeleteI totally teared up
ReplyDeleteBecause that's what the folks in Ukraine and Venezuela want to hear. Support from Academy award winner Jordan Catalano preaching about living your dreams and shit.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't play him off?
ReplyDeleteGreat speech....
ReplyDeleteGreatest fucking speech ever.
ReplyDeleteWhoops. Guess I'm the sole cynical bitch here. Eep.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey looks manic. Think it's the smile. .
ReplyDeleteAmazing speech
ReplyDeleteCarrey...Drugs!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe he plugged his band in his acceptance speech. What a doosh.
ReplyDeletedid you screw his daughter too Carey? everyone else did ZING
ReplyDeleteGo away Jim
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of douches, here's Jim Carrey.
ReplyDeletewtf jim carrey. never liked him. at all.
ReplyDelete@kristen :-)
ReplyDeleteKristin, you can let go. It's okay, you're among friends. Fall back into the trust circle. Namaste, betches
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern looks great, but her teeth are grey!
ReplyDeleteI bet Jim Carrey makes everyone uncomfortable at the after parties.
ReplyDeleteI loved Finding Nemo. Even before kiddos
ReplyDeletePharrell!!!
ReplyDeleteNice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington
ReplyDeleteNice satin sheet and my kid's hair clip, Ms. Washington
ReplyDeleteThey spend this time celebrating animation instead of showing nominees when that get to that category?
ReplyDeleteTHAT STUPID HAT
ReplyDeleteI'm just bitter over pony bun and the fact that Fassbender was hella better.
ReplyDeleteKerry Washington has good styling.
ReplyDeleteNot the dress, though. Hair and make up are good.
DeleteAND BEDAZZLED RED BOOTIES
ReplyDeleteGeez that thing in the background is giving me acid flashbacks of warehouse raves of the 90's!
ReplyDeleteLOL https://twitter.com/p_maqueda/status/440284244850790400/photo/1
ReplyDeleteI want to see June Squibb get up and dance.
ReplyDeleteWhat fresh hell?
ReplyDeleteWhat fresh hell?
ReplyDeleteThis song can shut up now.
ReplyDeleteSparkle Motion truly are committed...
ReplyDeleteMeryl's white girl shoulder shake was better than anything we saw at the Grammy's.
ReplyDeletei feel Pharrel should've worn a gold hat....
ReplyDeleteAnd people are standing for it. Pace yourselves, guys
ReplyDeletethat was horrible.
ReplyDeletePharell is a vampire. Dude does not age. Maybe that stupid effing hat has youthening properties.
ReplyDeleteThat was awful...I kept looking at those kids and measuring their innocence levels :-(
ReplyDelete@Kristin, you are not alone.
ReplyDeleteDan Amira @DanAmira 4m
*putin voice* "Jared Leto has point." *withdraws from Crimea*
The song is fine…The production was awful and his voice was too low in the mix.
ReplyDeleteI really like the colour of Kerry Washington's sheet
ReplyDeletei DO NOT have a level of wine for this crapfest ...I repeat WINE LEVEL too LOW
ReplyDeletehaha...Steampunk, that's what Michael Jackson would have been doing if he were alive...
ReplyDeleteEllen sucks
ReplyDeleteLawrence Fishburn!
ReplyDeleteHey guys, sooo what did i miss?
ReplyDeleteSamuel L Jackson gots no hairs
ReplyDeleteThat smile! Samuel you looked like a skull
ReplyDeletecmon American hustle
ReplyDeleteBwawha Miss Kitty
ReplyDeleteYay Catherine! Go Aussies!!
ReplyDeleteNaomi, the androgynous 90s called. They want their hair back.
ReplyDelete