Monday, March 17, 2014

A To D List - Where They Rank - Part Four

Ed Harris – The epitome of a B- list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award and Golden Globe nominee and starred in some of the best films of all time.
Ellen Degeneres – A list television talk show host
Elton John- Permanent A list entertainer(singer)
Emily Osment- B- list mostly television actress from an acting family who seems like she has worked for Disney since the day she was born
Eminem- A list entertainer(rapper)
Emma Thompson – Foreign born B list mostly movie actress who you feel sorry for once a year even if it is just a role.
Eric Roberts- B list mostly television actor from an acting family who has all kinds of generations acting.
Ewan McGregor – Foreign born B list mostly movie actor and proponent of open marriages.
Farrah Abraham – Former B list reality star of a long running cable reality show who has found fame as a different type of performer.
Faye Dunaway- Permanent B list mostly movie actress who didn’t need to be older to get cranky.
Florence Welch- B list mostly television actress who is that high solely based on one mom role.
Freida Pinto – Foreign born C list mostly movie actress who got lucky with one role and her looks and hasn’t done anything since.
Gabourey Sidibe – B- list mostly movie actress who will drop to C soon who was the “it” person one year at the Academy awards much like Freida Pinto.
Gary Oldman – Foreign born B list mostly movie actor who seems to star in nothing but franchises now.
Gary Sinise – Permanent B lister just based on his acts of kindness. One of the most iconic roles ever in a movie.
Gina Carano- C+ list entertainer(athlete) who made the move to movies and wants to stay.
Goldie Hawn – Aging B lister with a great smile who is the matriarch of an acting family and the lover of another acting lifer.
Grace Gummer – C list mostly television actress offspring of a really great actress.
Guy Ritchie- B list mostly movie director who has his work overshadowed by his ex-wife.
Gwen Stefani – A list entertainer(singer) who has seen her better days as an entertainer so focuses on her other endeavors.
Gwyneth Paltrow- A list mostly movie actress who will be a forever B lister. Unfortunately. She would like to remind you how great she is and how poor you are.
Halle Berry – A list mostly movie actress who has sucked the past few years in movies so is trying her hand in television.
Hayden Panettiere – B list mostly television actress on a middling hit show for a network and general all around pain.
Heather Graham- B- list mostly movie actress who was in danger of dropping to C before a comic franchise saved her from having to get naked in an indie again.
Helena Bonham Carter – Foreign born B list mostly movie actress who dresses the same way she acts.
Hilary Duff – Former A list tweener who is having a lot of trouble transitioning to the adult world of acting. 


44 comments:

  1. No Emma Roberts or Emma Watson? We see them here more than Emma Thompson.

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  2. Florence Welch- B list mostly television actress who is that high solely based on one mom role.

    Uh, Florence Welch is a musician with an amazing voice.

    Florence Henderson otoh...

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    1. Glaring mistake, I don't know how one keeps up with pop culture and mixes up the Brady bunch mom with a red head European indie singer.

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  3. Despite the bitching- thanks Enty.

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  4. so Ed Harris ranks beneath Eric Roberts????

    Eminem is A+

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    1. Woah and Ent had that blind about her last week.

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    2. Which one Ray?

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    3. The big blind on Thursday i believe.

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    4. Thanks Lotta
      RIP tho, thats so sad.

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    5. Found hanging from a scarf on a doorknob? That can't be right.

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  6. ONG L'wren Scott was just found dead, suicide in New York

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  7. Oh no, that's terrible. Poor L'wren :(

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  8. I wonder if Mick dumped her??

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  9. Ughh, it's always too sad that people reach those pits of despair where they feel that's their only option.

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  10. Ugh, that's awful. And an awful way to do it. RIP.

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  11. poor L'wren scott !! RIP
    she tweeted 2 day ago ! and even one hour ago!

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    1. @Frenchgirl- I was thinking maybe her assistant controls her twitter account.

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  12. STOP COMPLAINING- he basically has to spell it out for you and this has taken the fun out of guessing.
    #pendes

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  13. and of course you all are still not happy b/c enty hasnt:
    -posted all the info in 1 minute
    -given you the info on ever f-ing celebrity
    -didnt give you all the reveals of all the blind

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  14. I hope that BI was BS or else Mick 's got some deep thinking to do.

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  15. who is Grace Gummer?

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  16. Sally, Grace is Meryl Streep's daughter. She has another daughter, Mamie, who's an actress as well.

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  17. Oh, that is terrible about L'Wren! Poor soul.

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  18. @sandybrook
    she was Mick Jagger's girlfriend since 13 years and he never was faithful or monogamous.
    i can believe she was depressive if they broke for example but not if he has sex with groupies (he's MICK JAGGER after all) or maybe it's without link

    i just hope she's in peace

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  19. @SallySitwell,

    Grace Gummer is Meryl Streep's daughter. She is going to be in the Steve Spielberg produced series Extant with Halle Berry.

    Wait, no Emma Roberts or Emma Watson?

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  20. This list proves either that ENty is young or that I'm old. For example no way is Ed Harris a B minus. That's jet one example.

    Such a shock to hear about the suicide.

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  21. I agree that Mr Amy Madigan will never be a B!!

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  22. Ed Harris is B and Mario Lopez is A. Can't say I buy this.

    IMHO there's only one A list reality: a pilled out Tammy Faye squirting Maybelliene and crying in to one of puppets was Glorious. Everyone other reality tart is C at best.

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  23. In what world is Ed Harris B- and Eric Roberts B ?
    i call Harris B+ and Roberts C in a good year.

    Sidibe is C. Osment C

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  24. Gina Carano is awesome. You be nice Enty.

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    1. +1 Love gina carano! She is one badass chick. She makes g.I. jane look weak. She needs to come out with more movies stat.

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  25. And of course some "unknown" comes and bitches at us for bitching. Shaddup. We can't all agree on everything but we can certainly express why we don't agree.

    Who else thinks it's one of the Enties who has PMS today? Raise your hand.

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  26. Freida pinto has been in the New planet of the apes movie and has a deal with a make up company, so, yes she's done something since Slumdog, just nothing huge.

    Hilary isn't having difficulty transitioning to acting, she simply isn't acting. She's working on being a mom.

    How is Gwyneth both a and b list?

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  27. Aw man, where's my Eric Bogosian?

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  28. I slobbered over Ewan MacG just this past weekend. Good gravy that is a beautiful specimen of a man.

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  29. Dear Florence Henderson: The dog days are over, in case anyone asks.

    Emma Thompson is the bees knees.

    Grace Gummer was just in The Newsroom, she played the blond reporter following Romney.

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  30. Sorry to burst your bubble, Enty, but Gary Sinese is a dick. I don't dispute that he's B list, but I have accounts from multiple sources close to me that confirm this. He's nice if you are a veteran, but if you are anyone else, say media personnel (even those also working to do good things for veterans), he won't give you the time of day and will be overtly rude.

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  31. @sherry : the only reason i am "unknown" is b/c i am just commenting and clicked post or whatever (and in the past years changed emails/computers)- i havent posted in ages and if you look back i contributed to this blog/site (as photog my fiance did the writing...do some research- we were totally in the open about who we are and our names- unlike most people) long time reader and now lurker b/c i dont have the time...ijust read every few days.
    look it up- there are 2 posts from us exactly (i think enty got pissed with us :(.
    sorry to rant but i am sick of the bitch-fest on this site- the complaining is horrible! people want everything but f*ck get your own blog if you dont like this one!

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  32. and @sherry i totally agreed with you on another post- i just get bummed on the complaining from everyone- sorry to take it out on you.

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