Tuesday, March 25, 2014

A To D List - The Rankings - Part Infinity

Sting – Foreign born permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves meditating and threesomes.
Susan Downey- A list producer who is married to A+ list mostly movie actor.
Susan Lucci- Permanent B list mostly television actress who was A list in her part of the television world for decades.
Susan Sarandon- Aging A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and purveyor of much younger men.
Susanna Hoffs – Former A list entertainer(singer) who had her best days a couple of decades ago but still looks great and performs with one of the best songwriters ever.
Tatum O'Neal – Oft troubled  B list actress strictly by rule who would love to work regularly as someone other than an author..
Taylor Kitsch – B list mostly movie actor now who had his best success on the long running network staple which fans don’t want to see gone forever despite it no longer being on the air.
Teri Hatcher – Former B list mostly television actress from a now canceled long running network hit who will forever be remembered for one line on a different show.
The Game – A list entertainer with a name people remember. Trying to have sex with a family, one woman at a time.
The Kardashian family – A list reality stars (except Rob) on an A list reality show we all wish would go away.
The Rock- A list mostly movie actor who can’t ever find just the right role despite headlining movies every year. He was A++ in his former field.
Thomas Gibson – A list mostly television actor who doesn’t get enough acclaim for his acting and who has had a long network television run on multiple shows.
Tina Fey – Former A list mostly television actress who will probably stay behind the scenes because she is a genius when it comes to writing.
Tom Cruise – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped to B before making it back to A. His personal life might knock him back down again.
Tom Hanks – Permanent A list mostly movie actor who is someone who you probably would love to drink with for hours and have him just talk.
Tommy Lee Jones – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who seems content picking up a paycheck every few years in whatever someone brings him.
Topher Grace – Former A list mostly television actor who thought he would make it big in the movies. My dark horse to go on an Academy Award winning run in the next few years. Otherwise he does have the tool to make it in porn.
Uma Thurman – Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an incredible traveling companion and the muse of this A list movie director.
Val Kilmer – Former A list mostly movie actor who chose his love of buffets over his acting career and is struggling to find that old magic.
Vanessa Hudgens – Former A list tweener who is finding the real acting world much harder than singing and dancing on Disney.
Verne Troyer – B list mostly movie actor turned reality star punchline turned all-time greatest celebrity photo ever.
Vince Gill – B list entertainer(singer) who keeps finding wives to wing with.
Vince Vaughn – A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ list if he would stop making so many bombs.
Wayne Brady – Former  list mostly television actor who, despite his lack of acting talent might end up with an EGOT if he could write a song or two.


Wentworth Miller – Former B list mostly television actor who once looked to be headed for A list stardom after a long running network hit. Now, not so much.

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