Wednesday, February 19, 2014

US Weekly Says Miley Cyrus And Jared Leto Are Hooking Up

I think my definition of hooking up is somehow different than the definition used by US Weekly in their latest issue. They said that Miley Cyrus spent the night at Jared Leto's house earlier this month. Therefore they are hooking up. I know that grammar is not my strong suit. Hooking up would tend to make one believe they are hooking up as in they are a couple. If they said Miley and Jared hooked up then I would consider that to be an accurate statement. The fact that Jared is in Europe and had sex with two different women on two consecutive nights this week would lead me to believe that he is hooking up with lots of people but is not currently hooking up with Miley Cyrus who is on a music tour but is probably using that as a cover for a sample of the various strains of pot throughout the world. I think the headline they hooked up is much more juicy than one where they are hooking up. The only reason I see for the hooking up headline versus the hooked up headline is this now allows the editors to have them breaking up in a few weeks because their schedules conflicted and didn't have time to hook up with each other enough.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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55 comments:

  1. Uhhhh...8:00 AM

    Gross!

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  2. skipper8:02 AM

    I second that...very gross!

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  3. FSP8:02 AM

    wtf is she wearing?

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  4. Lord Disick8:03 AM

    Miley belongs in a circus freak show.

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    1. Bruce Jenner8:07 AM

      The girls will be crushed, he is one of their favorites. I am making a prediction-he will win the Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club. It's a great movie, that Ron Woodroof was a true fighter.

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    2. Lord Disick8:11 AM

      I'm thinking of hitting up the Oscar parties. Maybe I'll get a swag bag.

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  5. Cleodacat8:04 AM

    I just don't see it. My respect for Miley has decreased to a point that I'm not much of a fan but I don't see Jared "desperate" enough to get on her "pay attention to me" train.

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  6. Cary Gaul8:04 AM

    IT'S MILEY!!!

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  7. Erika8:04 AM

    A single, attractive man having sex?!? Stop the presses!

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  8. SecretTorture - "ST"8:06 AM

    Why are there never any good Miley Cyrus blinds? If she'll put a pair of fan's panties in her mouth in front of an arena of people (I hope she gets herpes) then imagine what she's doing when she thinks no one is looking.

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    1. Unknown11:33 AM

      I totally agree

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    2. di butler9:01 PM

      Surely you aren't naive enough to believe that? Ever heard about Ozzy biting bats' heads off? Nothing isn't planned by Miley. And she's NOT hooking up w Leto. They've hung out, but he's a free bird.

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  9. Violet8:09 AM

    Gosh. Both so very unappealing. I fear (hope) Miley's days in the spotlight are numbered.

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  10. Brody Jenner8:12 AM

    Anyone seen Rob this morning? He ditched out on sunrise surf again!

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    1. Bruce Jenner8:16 AM

      Hi Brody! Surfing was great this morning, what a great start to the day. Rob really missed out.

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    2. Rob Kardashian8:53 AM

      Hey guys. Sorry I bailed on the early morning surf. I had a business meeting to attend. #agsocks

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  11. rajahcat8:12 AM

    I got nothing......

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  12. Erika8:12 AM

    Jared loves sex, but he hates his private life getting attention. I doubt he'd hook up with the most notorious star if the moment knowing that everyone would talk about it.

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  13. Lady Heisenberg8:14 AM

    Never thought if say this, and I never will again, but I'm jealous of Miley Virus for once!!!! Ick.

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  14. Lady Heisenberg8:15 AM

    I'd* ugh too early for this shit autocorrect

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  15. Count Jerkula8:15 AM

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Borderline - Pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    She's a baby and doesn't know what she's doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOMEN SHOULD BE IN CHASTITY BELTS TILL THEIR 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DERP!

    IT WOULD TOTALLY BE OK IF HE WAS A CHICK, NOT JUST LOOK LIKE A CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TESTICLES BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DERP!!!!!!!!

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  16. Count Jerkula8:15 AM

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Borderline - Pedophile!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    She's a baby and doesn't know what she's doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    WOMEN SHOULD BE IN CHASTITY BELTS TILL THEIR 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DERP!

    IT WOULD TOTALLY BE OK IF HE WAS A CHICK, NOT JUST LOOK LIKE A CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    TESTICLES BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DERP!!!!!!!!

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    1. Tillie8:36 AM

      If you want to be snarky and sound more intelligent than a first grader, olease learn the difference between there, their and they're. Also check out Strunk and White to learn how to use doesn't and don't. It's hard to take you seriously when you don't have a command of the English language

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    2. Tillie8:37 AM

      *please*

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  17. SecretTorture - "ST"8:17 AM

    Borderline pedophile? She's 21 years old. Have you forgotten your anti-psychotic medication this morning?

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    1. hothotheat8:23 AM

      I think The Count was being sarcastic.

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  18. Leekalicious8:18 AM

    Wow, these two seem made for each other - he's hot and single, and she's in rebound and in wild girl mode...

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  19. Anonymous8:18 AM

    It's got to be fugazi Count.

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  20. Meanie Rhysie8:26 AM

    Fake Count, Real Cunt.

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  21. hothotheat8:28 AM

    Other publications and blogs have him dating Lupita. My guess is some one wants his name in front of the public at least until the Oscars are done.

    I think he's hooking up with youngin's regularly and isn't dating anyone and isn't hooking up withfameho's. There were even rumor about he and Taylor Swift for gods sake..

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  22. auntliddy8:30 AM

    I second above gross sentiments.

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  23. Anonymous8:30 AM

    I just can't picture the real Count saying "Derp" for some reason, let alone using it in a sentence. He's got a better vocabulary than teenage slang.

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  24. Kelly8:30 AM

    Gross to them both.

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  25. Seven of Eleven8:30 AM

    Ugliest pasties ever.

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  26. Michael H8:33 AM

    I believe the borderline pedo accusation was lobbed at the Count by that steamfitter

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  27. nurysp8:35 AM

    jared, dont slum

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  28. Cindy8:35 AM

    As much as I adore Jared Leto -- he's not the most discriminating hook upper (not a word?). Remember Paris Hilton?

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  29. Meanie Rhysie8:40 AM

    Oops! :)

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  30. Leekalicious8:44 AM

    I said what I had to say to Count Jerkula yesterday, but I am not going to help him and his mini-Counts waste one more thread by responding.

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  31. Count Jerkula8:45 AM

    HotHotHeat wins the Identify Sarcasm Star of the Day.

    Sorry for the double post.

    @Tillie: It don't matter what words I use, as long as yer able to understand.

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  32. hothotheat9:03 AM

    @count Yay for me. You sometimes confuse me. Also, a lot of HSP's commenting lately.... Taking things to literally.

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  33. Unknown9:39 AM

    I actually like this pairing. Hot sex. Miley though doesn't annoy me in the way she annoys most Americans. I'm lucky to be in a place where she isn't all over in the press. Jordan and Hanna Montana. Come on, that's hot!

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  34. Sherry9:57 AM

    This long post could have been reduced to about 2 sentences rather than a dissertation on the use of the word "hook" and all it's various forms.
    2 single people..nothing to see.

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  35. Sprink10:01 AM

    @FSP, it appears to be a fishing net, the baby from Polar Express, and said baby's pasty eyes. Kind of an aquatic theme.

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  36. rajahcat10:04 AM

    yawn

    trash meet can

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  37. leemonada7610:10 AM

    I am 37 and understand hooking up to be screwing around but not exclusive. That requires explanation to my 45 yo husband
    Ergo enty is vetween 37 and 45 yo

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  38. Unknown10:17 AM

    2 cheeseballs

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  39. Unknown10:17 AM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  40. crila1610:25 AM

    Disgusting...I don't know more for who though.

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  41. __-__=__12:12 PM

    Miley is such trash. Jason can do so much better.

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  42. Jacq2:17 PM

    On what planet does hooking up make you a couple? Back in my day, I had lots of hookups and few boyfriends (by comparison). Hooking up is just hooking up. He's on fire right now, what would he mess with that rachet chick?

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  43. Unknown2:41 PM

    Good for her is she snagged Leto for a quickie

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  44. M. Brown3:01 PM

    She's a little old for his taste. Or so I've read on here.

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  45. Count Jerkula3:27 PM

    Has everyone seen the pics of Miley finger banging on stage?

    SFW, but sexual in nature.

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  46. Aoife11:15 PM

    Yep to what Enty said.

    Guess someone was bored and made this one up. Or Miley's people think it's time for her to sign a new contract.

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