Monday, February 17, 2014
Today's Blind Items- They Swap
This B list mostly television actress hasn't been in the spot for awhile. She got rid of some people close to her that were spilling a lot about her. Smart move on her part. She is pretty crazy about her actor boyfriend and she has always had a lot of kink in her life as her old boyfriends can attest to. Our actress would do anything for her guy and that includes one of his favorite things to do which is swap. The problem our actress faced is that she has a fairly recognizable face and is on a fairly hit show. The boyfriend found a couple of couples he thought could be discreet and they had been but that is only because at least one of the couples didn't recognize our actress until the black wig she always wore for the encounters came off during a particularly aggressive sex session. The actress thought the couple knew who she was but from the look on their faces when the wig came off she knew they didn't know until that moment and they have been talking to everyone in their little circle about the actress who loves to swing and is not shy about sex at all. Apparently she is into some crazy crazy stuff.
Too early in the week for VIP blinds, Enty :(
ReplyDeleteOh okay.
ReplyDeleteVIP? This sounds like ALM.
ReplyDeleteImma guessing its not Kristen Wiig...just a hunch.
ReplyDeleteWhat's "crazy crazy stuff"? Saltine crackers in bed? Not using baby wipes?
ReplyDeleteYa know it could be her Kristin.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook Nah. I could tick off a few reasons why it probably doesn't fit. Just trying to smoke that broad out of hiding.
DeleteExcept she got really pissed on reveal day when Enty insulted her by calling her C list.
ReplyDeleteCould be Hayden P again.
ReplyDeleteI thought that too but her man is a boxer, not an actor. Doing my research....
ReplyDeleteSo, the woman in question might be popularly known as a blonde or redhead, but not black-haired or brunette?
ReplyDeleteAnyone know who Jamie Pressley is seeing lately?
ReplyDeleteToo vague. Could be anyone:
ReplyDeleteMeester and dude with the curls
Facinelli and what's her face
Amy Poehler and nick Kroll
Rose Byrne
DeleteEmma Roberts...
Is Dianna Agron dating an actor? She bought herself a new clamarama last year according to Enty.
DeleteAlready looked into Agron; she just broke up with a restaurateur. Not her
Delete@Kristin I adore that word 'clamarama'. Just to introduce it into everyday conversation irl and my life will be happy.
Delete@Violet "clamarama" is courtesy if our fellow ginger, Talks Too Much :)
DeletePeople, fecal matter matters. Toilet paper is not enough. Everyone should use baby wipes. Or, carry a hose and soap at all times. People be trippin' with the doody drippin'! So gross. In closing, I'd like to say wash your ass even if you ain't gettin' any. This has been a public service announcement about your dung hole.
ReplyDeletetoo bad christina hendrics is married. this would be awesome if it was her and the super-troopers guy
ReplyDelete@ K---I thought Leighton but she not on a hit show at the moment and is only doing movies
ReplyDeleteShut up Kristin! Amy would never....!!
ReplyDeleteI could see Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg doing this.
ReplyDeleteBut I also like the Jamie Alexander and Peter Facinelli guess.
Stepforded got this!!! Nice one!! So jelly, I spent a while on this one & it HAS to be them...
DeleteEmma Roberts
ReplyDeleteI like the Emma guess too. The only reason I ruled this out was because it says boyfriend, not fiancée. But I guess this could still technically fit?
DeleteK--I guessed the at the same time and if it is revealed--I own it cause you said 2 guesses in one post and that disqualifies you~ ; )
ReplyDelete@derek dammit! I always forget the double-guess rules. I shall defer to you. I have no educated guess. I only watch television sanctioned by Andy Cohen.
DeleteI was thinking Ashley Benson because she's blonde and known to be all into free love shit. But her man is not B list. So far the only thing that seems to fit is McCarthy/Wahlberg but I'm
ReplyDeleteStill looking!!!
K---me too! lol Thats why I hate tv blinds. I have been watching Atlanta on the net and that crazy Kenya Moore girl makes me laugh
ReplyDeleteSounds like Hayden...he BF is a boxer, but is also known to be into crazy sh*t.
ReplyDeleteAsh Bens is Bi & open, is known to do anything & anyone if it will help her career & is wanting off PLL, she even used to be with Kscrew's current scissor sister, who has all kinds of pics of Ash Bens on her Twitter
@Lady H, Enty always calls engaged couples "boyfriend/girlfriend" which I think is a thinly veiled dig that s/he doesn't think the relationship will make it to the wedding.
ReplyDeleteThanks Karen! Good to remember. Could be either McCarthy/Wahlberg or Emma Roberts/ZombieBoy then.
DeleteHowever, I'm still going with McCarthy because Ebty keeps emphasizing "crazy." McCarthy was in "A Crazy Thing" and has dated notoriously crazy Jim Carrey
I like the McCarthy walberg guess but it doesnt fit. It says the actress is mostly tv..McCarthy started off with reality tv but she is mostly movies...
ReplyDeleteShe is back on TV now!
DeleteIf she'd have worn a Groucho Marx glasses, nose, moustache disguise this wouldn't happened.
ReplyDeleteAlyson Hannigan is married, otherwise I'd suggest her. I've got nothing else lol.
ReplyDeleteHayden is a very good fit. +1!
ReplyDeleteBut was she wearing a merkin or can we presume she went Brazilian?
ReplyDeleteSwapping + Crazy Sex = DP (1pink/1stink) maybe pressure tested.
ReplyDeleteThat is my guess.
After I shit, I fill the jacuzzi with water, press my asshole against one of the jets, and turn the fucker on to power wash my dirty asshole. No dingleberries here!
ReplyDeleteYa hear what happened when Massive G bought a toilet brush?
ReplyDeleteA week later he went back to paper.
Veronica Mars girl and Dax sheppard
ReplyDeleteI thought them too but they got married and she's not on tv rightt now.
DeleteI can only picture Kristin Wiig as Dooneese, with a black wig that shows her huge forehead.
ReplyDeleteWho is VIP?
ReplyDeleteAnna Lynne McCord and Dominic Purcell?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking January Jones. Is she still boning Liam?
ReplyDeleteI once read that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer of True Blood are into swapping but then again they are married but how about Charlize Theron and Sean Penn?
ReplyDeleteCharlize is a B list tv actress. Huh.
ReplyDeleteI do think this is VIP. Let's not pretend that her femme fatale character in "Nip Tuck" was just an act (AND I really do need to say this, because it's been bottled up: "Nip Tuck" did not do justice to her character and I stopped watching for a couple years just because of that). I'm kidding about the blind guess, but not the rest.
ReplyDeleteIn spite of all the awful writing decisions, I was glad I started back up because in the end, "Nip Tuck" did somewhat redeem itself and I cried during the last episode. Obviously I was way too invested in this show.
ReplyDeleteI like the Emma Roberts/Evan Peters guess, so so. McCarthy is "crazy crazy" and maybe that's a hint to The View, and the "rape rape," so maybe her and Donnie like it freaky. Ugh.
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