Today's Blind Items - The Not So Perfect Family
This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the family won't look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don't care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.
Jaden Smith
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ReplyDeleteFuuuuck! Where did you come from???!
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ReplyDeleteThis little punk. I've told him to stay away from Kendall too many times.
ReplyDeleteJust the title alone made my think of the Smiths.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Did you see Will Smith on the first night of Jimmy Fallon drop a comment about him and Jada in the green room getting down and dirty to make a baby? I thought of all of you and gasped and yelled out, "Get the fuck out of here, Will!" Hmmmmm.
You really look cute as a cowgirl VIP.
ReplyDeleteNoticed Will didn't have a wedding ring on during Fallon though, which I found odd with all of the Jada comments.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Scott. He better not ruin Kylie.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Jaden. How else can you explain that stupid look on his face at premieres? O_o
ReplyDeleteOr those OUTFITS yeeeesh
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ReplyDeleteI don't wish these problems on anyone, but what do you expect? His parents are crazy reciprocal beards for each other. Not to mention all their Scientology shit. Looks like the whole "babies are born with all the knowledge in the world so they don't need school" ethos is working wonders. Kids need discipline and involved parents.
ReplyDeleteI get the 'too much money, a whole lotta trouble' thing, but dear god! Be a fucking parent and help your child!!
ReplyDeleteNot one of the Wild Kidz! Shoooocking. All that time not going to school, Co$ parenting...I mean, what could go wrong? Next up, we get the blinds about Willow and the reasons she ran away.
ReplyDeleteI used to love Will. Grrrr
ReplyDeleteYou gonna be NOBODY if you keep doing MOLLY
ReplyDeleteTook me 10 YEARS to conquer their FEARS
ReplyDeleteWow. He shld be in school, but because of whacked out cos shit, and no supervision, he's doing drugs. I guess narcanon is next. I think his parents shld be charged with child abuse.
ReplyDeleteNEVER BROUGHT MOLLY TO THE PARTY #BESOMEBODY #VISION #RESPECTUSELF
ReplyDeleteThat's right, baby! We rock Tom Ford! <3
DeleteThe Smiths...and they need to be taken down a whole bunch of arrogant notches.
ReplyDeleteHis life needs excitement!!! Damn. He only gets to travel the world, meet celebrities, spend his parents money, and have no responsibilities whatsoever. Kids his age should be worried about passing Algebra and finding a date for the Homecoming dance.
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ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is how the $cios believe children are small adults, and they basically raise themselves. Their schools teach only $cio-approved curriculum and people who aren't $cio but have attended them (there are some) say they came out of the school woefully unprepared for the real world. No discipline, the only structure is provided within the confines of the cult. It's sad and if that was my life, I might have that stupid look Jaden puts on in every photo, too.
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ReplyDeleteLast try with this link ugh
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Realize.
ReplyDeleteReal eyes.
Real lies.
I've always HATED Will and Jada.
ReplyDeleteIs Will Smith considered B list now? Wow, how times have changed.
ReplyDeleteWill isnt listed as B, Jaden is
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a "very special" episode of Fresh Prince they could show him to set him straight?
ReplyDeleteI bet he gets that Jenner girl all doped up on molly and pounds it.
Too late. She's a quick learner.
DeletePimp Mama K taught her girls well...and early!
DeleteJust not your day Lady H...
ReplyDeleteAnd truly kids WILL raise themselves. My mother was never home and we all became pretty decent individuals. (I mean I have some abuse problems but I'm at work all day)
Thanks for the support Sherry. I have to get my shit together so that I don't end up having to send pics of my butt cheeks to the Count :/
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I'm actually surprised it's the Smiths, because when I'd see Jaden having done a film or Willow, modelling or singing, I'd think - those parents are smart - keeping kids busy keeps them out of trouble. It's still difficult for to believe it's the Smith kids - the parents sort of come across as being in control.
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry for those kids
ReplyDelete@Lady: If you are that worried about it, you can just send a few now and work off credit. Just write "COUNT" in eyeliner or lipstick, so I know it aint a fake.
ReplyDeleteI hope they don't send him to a Narconon "rehab" -the $cientology version.
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ReplyDeletewow, heartbreaking story. hey i went to boarding school @14. fun times. people like kids because they are so handsome, but they can go to school elsewhere .
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Jaden Smith ALL DAY LONG!!!!! Who thinks their family is perfect? EVeryone I know talks about how f'd up the kids are & how fake their marraige is. At this point they are still married because Jada says so.
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