When I first read the report that Jake Gyllenhaal took the virginity of Taylor Swift when she was 20 I thought I would skip writing about it. What can you say? That she was saving herself for marriage and Jake talked her into sex and then dumped her without even a text or a call and left her crying in her bathroom at home when he no-showed at her 21st birthday party she threw for herself? To me that is just kind of sad and heartbreaking. I guess I could write that she got the last laugh because she has made millions off her album and tour supporting Red which is supposedly entirely about Jake. The guys Taylor has dated are not really known for their fidelity. In addition to Jake she also dated John Mayer and Harry Styles. Did they leave her crying in a bathroom? I know Taylor has a ton of money and a ton of people she says are friends or at least takes photos with and calls her bff. As much as she goes through guys it seems to me she also goes through her best friends. Doesn't it seem to you that she is always posting new photos of new best friends and that none of them seem to stick around very long? The only ones who seem to have stuck around are Hailee Steinfeld and to some extent Jessica Szohr. All the rest hang out for a few weeks and then I think are just bombarded with texts and calls and too much attention and are never heard from again. There is also the possibility that Jake didn't take Taylor's virginity.
You should've skipped. Just like I should've skipped commenting on this.
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DeleteYou sound like the girl that Taylor didn't talk to in high school.
ReplyDeleteToothy Tile took Taylor's virginity? Is this also hinting that she's that lonely "almost A lister" who doesn't have any real friends to share her life with? Messed up either way.
ReplyDeleteI bet she has the coordination of a wounded deer, while in the sack.
ReplyDeleteShe comes across as too obsessed and needy and drives people away.
ReplyDeleteShe first hooked up with Jonas and that's why they're trying to use this story as a red herring. Everyone wins: Taylor gets her ideal sob story to play victim with, Joe protects his purity ring claiming ass, Disney's ass covered in the process AND Jake gets to show just what a tough fucking man he is right?
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DeleteIf it is true, someone needs to explain to her how bearding actually works.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what to take away from this post.
ReplyDeleteIt was that JO Bro that was the frist...like anyone can tell any of them apart....
ReplyDeleteThe virginity stuff is all a bit dramatic to be honest though. I mean, if true, didn't most of us give it up to someone a little unsuitable? It's all a learning process. Sadder IMO is the constant friendship changes. A girl needs some good friends in her life.
ReplyDeleteWho knows mind, she might be perfectly happy and who are we to judge?
Sounds pretty typical. Except for the part where we're supposed to believe that Jake Gyllenwhathispickle is simultaneously both a closeted gay dude and a womanizing cad. I'll go with bisexual and over it, Alex!
ReplyDeleteSo i'm to believer her beard relationship with
ReplyDeleteToothy Tile was the inspiration for Red. BS. Jake is gay, gay, gay.
I hope Hailee and Jessica stick with her. With her money at her young age, it must be hard to know who your friends really are. Compared to a lot of other young stars she classes up the joint.
ReplyDeleteAs for her virginity, it's none of my business.
I skipped reading this after trying twice and falling asleep both times.
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ReplyDeleteShe used to be so sweet
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that Kendall and Kylie better not go anywhere near that cradle robber.
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding? Those 2 lost their virginity at the age of 10 under pimp mom's close scrunity and direction!
Delete@Susan Carter, this is an absolute LIE! Kris has done some pretty low antics, but this is not one of them! They hang around boys their own age, and trust me, we've had plenty of talks.
DeleteFirstly, I call BS on the whole story. But if she did do it with Toothy Tile, then I'm thinking...
ReplyDeleteOh please, she's pathetic and a grade A clinger. Who in their right mind announces to the world they gave up their virginity, and got dumped? Also, after dating Connor Kennedy for a minute, didn't she buy a house next door to his family's, in Hyannisport?
ReplyDeleteAT LEAST I LET HER FINISH #BADJAKENOBONE
ReplyDeleteLOL fontlover, that was GREAT!!!
DeleteI really think she uses her very contrived and calculated image......to sell to young girls.
ReplyDeleteThe 20 thing I highly doubt.
I so wish JG would comment on this and deny, but he probably won't for his own reasons.
It's just too much with her......way too much
Hey fontlover. How's your boyfriend Riccardo?
ReplyDeleteARTISTES DON'T HAVE FRIENDS, THEY HAVE PEOPLE THEY KNOW, ENEMIES & LOVERS. I GOT A MILLION OF THE FIRST 2 AND ONLY 1 OF THE LAST, SHE MY MASTERPIECE #KIMYE #NNW
DeleteYOUD BE LUCKY TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF RIC'S BROW WHILE HE'S WORKING YOU BUSY INSINUATIN SHIT IN YOUR LITTLE CORNER OF NOWHERE #TRYTRYAGAIN #GINGERBREADMAN
She's a 20something who's still in junior high, only her diary is a #1 selling album. Maybe when she turns 30 we'll graduate to high school and her 40s will be her college years.
ReplyDeleteIf Jake did take her virginity she was probably still wearing the strap-on. In a moment of passion it all looks real.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to stop with the serial dating and go it alone for a year. Nothing gets the vitriolic creative juices flowing like the solace of quiet solitude.
ReplyDeleteYour baby mama has thick, manly thighs.
ReplyDelete@WritergirlinLa, God, you're so right. Miley will either be dead or respectable, and Taylor will just be turning K€$hit...
ReplyDeletePerhaps Taylor dipped her toe into social circles, tested them out, if not a fit she moves on? She young, doesn't seem to be partier, very controlled. Too clingy with guys but most young people are - and she's clearly a romantic.
ReplyDeleteStill think she's a better roles model than most pop tartlets.
Team "Hot Legs Taylor"
her image is very carefully controlled and crafted.....
ReplyDeleteI don't believe any of it is by chance........
yes I am a cynic.......
If it happened she must have begged him and he took pity on her.
ReplyDelete@LadyH, interesting theory!
ReplyDeleteI saw this last night and was talking with some friends about it. I swear, it's like she's a perpetual 14yo girl. Who locks herself in the bathroom on her 21st birthday and sobs the night away over the boy who took her virginity? I'd have had my fun with my friends and taken pictures with all the cute guys to send as a "Not Missing You" card.
@Kimba, I can't disagree, she's lovely and has great style. The stage 4 clinginess, though... yikes, bunny boiler!
Oh please...Toothy didn't take anything from Taylor. Guarantee John Mayer did though.
ReplyDeleteLots of drama but I think some has to do with her distancing herself from drugs. You don't see her out and about all trashed. Yet....
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing wrong or abnormal about a person being a Virginia until 20. You ignorant sluts.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what girl in her 20s doesn't date, meet people, "bond," and generally publicise it these days?
Sometimes "right at this moment" friends are as valuable as "forever" friends. That's just the way life is.
Finally, I reckon Tay Tay is a bit of a Rules Girl, in her own interpretative way.
I still think Taylor planted this story herself, to stay in the headlines.
ReplyDeleteIf true, I guess this dispels any rumours about him being gay, because if they did do the deed then that would make him bi, would it not?
Taylor strikes me as being needy and possessive, hence why her 'friends' don't stick around. At a guess, she's like this because of her having reached the top at a very young age and not developing social skills as a result of not mixing enough with people her own age ... especially as when her peers were still in school, she was in studios.
You think John Mayer would date a virgin? NO. This story was on Radar, not a fount of truthful reporting.
ReplyDeleteIf her worst crime is she's needy and writes breakup songs I'll take that any day over the wart on society's ass that are most young "stars" :coughmileycough:
ReplyDeleteAt least she presents herself in a classy manner and recognizes that when you are talented, you don't need attention seeking gimmicks.
Jake has to be the worst practicing gay guy ever.
ReplyDeleteShe did hang with Selena Gomez a lot too. Wonder if she still is since she's had issues?
ReplyDeleteI think this is Swifty's magical thinking PR machine spreading this rumor. I don't have a lot of sympathy for a chick who can buy houses wherever her new obsession lives and then makes money off the break-up. If I was a guy, I sure wouldn't date her.
ReplyDeleteJakey must love this rumor.
By the time she is 40, she's gonna wonder why she held onto her virginity for so long. I know my girlfriends and I have wondered about that too.
ReplyDeleteDrama Queen! She lives off of her own publicity. Jake is probably happy playing the villain in this soap opera because it makes him look straight. Honestly, meh.
ReplyDeleteOh and if it's true, worst sex evah!
ReplyDeleteOh come on Enty!!!!! You really believe that Toothy Tile did that? Come on now son!!!!!! You silly little thing.
ReplyDeletePlease. Well-placed and calculated PR stunt all the way. Makes Gyllenhaal seem like a "het dog," and makes poor widdle wounded Tay-Tay seem so sad, lonely and put-upon by bad men. So she writes brave snappy songs about them! Which many dumb people will buy!
ReplyDeleteYeah - this is the girl who wants to play Joni Mitchell in a movie. Mitchell would have punched girls like Swift in the mouth (figuratively speaking, of course).
MY impression is that Taylor is socially awkward, understandable as she went from 16 to selling out stadiums. She is living a abnormal life, in the end her SOUL MATE will probably be someone who is not famous and willing to put up with the crazy that her life is. Look at Xtina, she is engaged to a man who was a PA on the set of one of her films. She needs to stop chasing these A list celebs who in the end just see her as a conquest or be a trophy GF.
ReplyDeleteMY impression is that Taylor is a mental patient who envisions herself a princess and thinks every guy who is remotely polite to her is her Prince Charming. I think she will take the J-Love plan and eventually sucker an employee into knocking her up and marrying her.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the Count. She's gonna get knocked up by an employee and buy her own wedding ring.
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