Saturday, February 22, 2014

Snooki Is Pregnant Again

The NY Post is reporting that Snooki is pregnant with her second child. The former Jersey Shore star needed a hook to get another show and a new pregnancy would probably do it for her. In the article it also says that she wants to get married and the theme of her wedding be Great Gatsby. I'm guessing she wants the Leonardo DiCaprio version rather than the Robert Redford version. I'm guessing she has no idea who Robert Redford is and don't even get me started whether she knows it was a book before any of the movies. If you ask her who F. Scott Fitzgerald is her first guess is going to be a clothing designer and her second guess will probably be Vice-President.


39 comments:

  1. Scared of what life's going to be like in 30 years...

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  2. And there's another one that has to say bye-bye to booze and adderall.

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  3. I think she is harmless and fun. I think she is a decent mom to her baby Lorenzo and will be just fine. After she loses those 1988 mom jeans that is.

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    1. Yes I agree Derek. She seemed very like able when on Dancing With the Stars.

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  4. I heard Cartman is the father.

    SFW but nasty

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  5. As long as she takes care of her kids, that's fine.
    I just can't see people tuning in every week to see her change diapers. Then again, there are so many stupid reality shows out there now, it would probably be a hit.
    Can you imagine a line of baby goods "designed" by Snooki?

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  6. @Blondie---well she DOES have a parenting advice book.

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  7. Didn't she get groped by Hopez the other day? Maybe her pregnancy was unknown then, but that still makes him grosser than gross.

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  8. @Derek-- I had no idea! When did it come out? Obvs, I haven't been paying attention to her? Have you read it? What are the tips? Is it something like, "Don't give the baby beer because then he'll drink your six pack" sort of thing

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  9. @Blondie haha not quite on my reading list but I am sure it is a laugh. I would rather read that than a book by Brandy Glanville.

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  10. @Derek I didn't know that Brandi could read, let alone write a sentence.

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  11. @Blondie---well Brandi's books are about her being a slag so I am sure the words just poured right outta her.

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  12. @Derek....you mean like the other stuff....LOL!
    Sorry, now have really gross visual in my head.

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  13. @Derek--oh and when I hear the word, "slag," I immediately think "magma" and "lava" and have visuals akin to a volcano exploding cartoonlike. Can you imagine Brandi blowing like a top. Oh, um, I just re-read my last sentence. I guess she blows alot.

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  14. Hope she really is clean then.

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  15. Those jeans are hideous! It will be nice for her to have the kids close in age.

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  16. I simply can not accept those pants. Or those fake horse chompers. Or that fake hair. Otherwise, I think she's great! Good for her for making another baby I guess.

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  17. So the bargain basement Xtina has stolen the original's thunder.

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  18. @Alex and @Sugar I have seen those pants in stores! They're trying to make a comeback! Say no to acid washed jeans, just say no!

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  19. @Alex and @Sugar I have seen those pants in stores! They're trying to make a comeback! Say no to acid washed jeans, just say no!

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  20. Don't assume that she is as stupid as that hair looks. She could be in stealth bimbo mode. And she has made a career out of it

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  21. Absolutely TTM. No matter how clueless about current events and such Snooki is, she was one of the few that saved and invested her $ from these shows. Add to the fact that she's charming enough for the MTV gang to continue wanting to work with her.

    And yes, those teeth and jeans. Ugh! I refuse to buy into the mom acid jeans revival!

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    1. +1 @Sherry. I was more than happy to see the end of those hideous jeans back in the day. Absolutely dumbfounded that they are back.

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  22. Well at least the uprise of young celebrities wearing those hideous jeans is making moms all over the globe feel super cool & hip.

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  23. Oh come on Meanie...Confess! You've saved all those from the 80's waiting for a comeback...LOL!

    At my age these jeans would produce some hideous camel toe. What a winning combo.

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  24. Im surprised she room for a fetus with those teeth taking up half her body.

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  25. I cannot stand her. She has become a complete and total "Don't". Those teeth...scare me

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  26. I love Snooki and I don't care who knows it! I can't hate on someone who just loves to have fun and is a little trashy while doing it.

    Based on the excerpts I've read from Brandi's book on here, trying to read it would be nearly impossible. "it's on like donkey Kong", anyone?

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  27. I never watched her shows, don't have a real opinion. She's just there. That said, the pics of her W her kid look like she really tries to be a good mom, so that's a good thing. More famous and lettered actresses in Hollywood that get fawned over aren't always good mothers and some are awful. Those teeth, that hair & tan tho, lordy.

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  28. I think Snooki is smarting then she lets on. Kinda like Jessica Simpson. That ensemble is making my heart stop.

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  29. @Di: The shows were kinda typical of douches you will encounter at the Jersey Shore. I hate Snooki and the others for attempting to infiltrate my home with that high level douchery.

    I will admit to being happy ogling the one JS skank, who lives near me, while I was getting a bagel and coffee at the deli down the street. The white tube dress she was wearing may have looked opaque on the rack, but when stretched over her titties and ass, it was translucent at best. I'm used to seeing 90% old farmers and construction guys when I'm there, so it was a treat.

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  31. Which one lives near you? Jenny? Sammy? OMG.

    I watched this mess when I was knocked up. My husband would TOTALLY give me the side-eye and I know his inner monologue was like, "What kind of fuckery is this?" or "Why is my wifey watching this trash?" I kinda hate myself that I followed Jersey Shore, but no regrets. When my worrying about how bad the house smelled overpowered any thought process I actually had while watching, I knew that our love affair/hookup/relationship was over. I completely blame this part of my life on pregnancy and nursing hormones.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Snooki gets a hosting gig or something. I just can totally see that happening. If a fucking moron like Jenny McCarthy can get a position on The View, ANYTHING is possible in show business.

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  32. @Susan--omg--don't hate yourself for watching Jersey Shore! lmao....I use to watch it religiously and Snooki is so fun and cute. I hope she gets a good gig--I really like her. She has a good personality and seems very humble considering all the mayhem that happened...

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  33. Deena - That's the bottom of the barrel, right?

    Fuck. I slept so bad last night and I need to go interact with 12 piano students today. Lawd, have mercy on me. I totally used to watch Jersey Shore during my bouts of insomnia....

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  34. I don't know. I never saw enough JS to rank em from memory.

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  35. Anonymous6:42 AM

    I like her! I think she's a totally fine mom. People are too hard on her.

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