Hugh Jackman out playing with his kids.
Ian Ziering does his own hair and makeup for Sharknado 2.
Angelina Jolie in Lebanon.
Jessica Biel heads to a meeting.
Anna Kendrick looking amazing in Vegas for
Miles Teller's birthday party.
Kate Beckinsale out shopping.
Avril Lavigne is in China. Got a panda.
Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing.
OH MY GOD. DO I have halucinations or I can see Angi's feet bones. Im feeling sick
ReplyDelete@Laura Look again, and check out the hands :)
DeleteAngie wearing all black is getting really old...just like Lady Gaga's schtick
DeleteYeah @trainrides :((((. This is just too much.
DeleteI see Avril 's teeth have improved from green to yellow.
ReplyDeleteThat kiss looks better in a frozen picture than on the video it lasted half a second.
Kate looks good so does Anna.
I've seen hotter kisses between tween boys and their grannies. Wooo.
DeleteSt Angie's legs look like chop sticks. Anna Kendrick looks fabulous. Avril, Miley, just being them. I wish I had Kate Beckinsale's body...this ends my stream of consciousness. :)
ReplyDeleteIs that Lebanese for hello written on Angie's arm?
ReplyDeleteWho is Miles Teller in Vegas? I thought I was going to see the mute magician, lol..
Whew! It looks like the crises has passed... OK World, Everyrhing is alright! Biel is going back to the office..:-)
I'm sorry, as funny as she is Anna is fug.
ReplyDelete@Reno Anna Kendrick?
DeleteShe kissed a squirrel
ReplyDeleteAnd she liked it
The taste of her...
DeleteFurry fuckstick?
Love your song Amartel. I've been trying to think of an ending but I got kind of sick trying to imagine how to describe how kissing MC tastes.bleh. So sorry, I ruined your song, that's all I got
Why would you think kissing Milers would be gross? You do know that stuff reported isn't true, right?
DeleteJust not my type. If I'm going to bat for the other team, I'm taking someone that doesn't remind me of a little boy. Or a squirrel. Her bony butt and those pictures of her spread eagle on stage this week do not appeal to me. Beckinsale crossing a street does much more for me any day
DeleteI have the BIGGEST lady boner for Miles Teller. In case anyone was wondering.
ReplyDeleteWhat "meeting" is Biel going to? The meeting to discuss how she never has meetings because she gets no work?
ReplyDeleteOh and biel doesnt look remotely pregnany so there goes my theory. And wow, did Hugh's son get big all of a sudden!!
DeleteThose fake Vegas Birthday cakes makes me laugh. I don't know why, but they seem so stupid.
ReplyDeleteThere is only only one word to describe Beckinsale: UNFAIR
ReplyDelete@Kristin Yes.
ReplyDelete@Reno I rarely hear you snark on a celeb so I must concur! Anna Kendrick seems like a total mouth breather.
DeleteTwo female pop stars kissing? OMG, that is so shocking and edgy! And so 1993. Christ, I should've picked a better planet to spawn into.
ReplyDeleteSo Kate Beckinsale calls the paps, too? Again. SHOCKING.
Why in the fuck is Avril Lavine still relevant?
Angie is not long for this world, I'm afraid. I give her 2 years, max. :(
Haha, Lady Heisenberg.
ReplyDeleteDestroy at will.
I'm not even sure that she liked it.
"I kissed a squirrel because it was in the contract" is probably a more accurate factual assessment albeit doesn't rhyme.
Angie Jo must have all of her clothes made from scratch. Theres no way they could even be altered to fit. Im the first one to defend her but at some point the calorie deficit is going to do her in.
ReplyDeleteLaughing some more @amartel
ReplyDelete@anotheramy poor thing must be so cold all the time. She definitely has a personal tailor on call. Her kidneys must be exhausted.
Oh the irony. She adopts all these kids from famine riddled countries where people can't even eat and brings them to the only one where starving yourself and throwing up your food have reached epidemic-ish levels...
Angie will visit Syria only to have the refugees offer her their food. Not a good look, they'll think you're making fun of them.
ReplyDeleteAnge's endless supply of nude shoes have got to go. Esp when her skin tone and veins blend in with said shoes. Terrible looking.
ReplyDeleteok that miley/katie shot is hot.
ReplyDeleteMiles Teller is a good actor. Hope he doesn't go all Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteThe hands! OMG they look like someone stuck large fake ones on her arms. Wow. Seeing toe bones like that creeps me out.
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