Jennifer Connelly is full of laughs in Berlin.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard at the premiere of her new movie and she
even got a tiny kiss.
Kevin Costner was there with his wife.
January Jones takes her son to the park every single day.
Jennifer Lopez finds more guys she has to pay to be interested in her.
Jessica Simpson takes a walk with her daughter.
Jude Law with a smoke and his girlfriend.
Kristen Stewart taking a drive.
Kevin is still handsome. Yeah, I really doubt JLo needs to pay a man to be with her. Maybe to have the control, yeah.
ReplyDeleteI can smell the stink through the computer with Kscrew...you'd think her manager would at least spray her with a hose before her publicist calls the paps to follow her around trying to look serious when she's really just stoned.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Johnny Depp, he spoke at the Beatles tribute. When did he get an english accent? Esp since he used to live in France. Weird.
ReplyDeleteAnd he was born in Kentucky.
DeleteAnd there's Amber Heard and Costner for the blind.
ReplyDeleteRun, Johnny, RUN!
ReplyDeleteGo for JJ, kids love parks. Too bad paps love them, too.
I guess we have our BI answers: Heard/Depp/Costner, grumpy Kstew at Chanel.
Depp is as big of an idiot as Pitt. Really can't believe the garbage rats these two morons are with. Shit for brains. Heard is pretty though.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me those 2 cupcakes in J Lo's video thing don't have much interest in anything having to do with the ladies, let alone with J Lo.
I would kill to watch KStew have sex with another girl.
Oh, Kevin. You can still eat crackers in my bed anytime.
ReplyDeleteThere is rumoured to be a vid of KScrew with Rachel Korine from Spring Breakers & a strap on, haven't seen it yet though. Supposedly taken by KScrews gay male bestie CJ, calls himself CJ Sicsorhands online.
ReplyDeleteThere's lots a pics of Kscrew with her current scissor sister out & about with CJ.
Haven't read the blinds but Kevin is still a very attractive man. Too bad if he's not faithful.
ReplyDeleteSo Amber Heard told everyone who would listen she was a proud lesbian. Not Bi. Lesbian. Now she's engaged to a dude...
ReplyDeleteMouth - Heard, but only if she thought I was rich, so she would go the extra mile.
ReplyDeletePussy - Connelly. she still fine.
Butt - KStew. She needs an attitude adjustment.
Eww, Count. Your other list style was better.
DeleteWhy doesn't KStew come out? I don't think its the normal reason is it? She doesn't strike me as someone who brings the sex appeal so much but maybe im wrong. Driving a truck kinda seals the deal w her being a scissor sister
ReplyDelete@Rosie, I'm as straight as the day is long, and I drove a little Chevy pickup through high school. I bought it for $500 the day I got my driver's permit and sold it for $600 the day before I bought my college car (a slightly battered Mustang).
ReplyDeleteThat said... I imagine if GrumpyKat ever came out, it would murder the hearts of millions of Twilight 'tweeners. She really had no clue what she was getting into.
@7, I drove a truck for years and loved it! ...I guess I have to break the news to my husband. Won't he be surprised.
DeleteIt's been an open secret in HW that KScrew is gay & Bob was her beard...both were paid very well by Summit to play along.
ReplyDeleteSo why screw her director then? And ruin his marriage and possibly her career?
DeleteAnd wasn't she rumoured to be one of the reasons why Jodie Foster and her long-time partner split?
DeleteCuz Kscrew got the lead in a major motion picture when she screwed her boss...that movie to proved what everyone knew from Twi-Sh*t...she can't act & she was completely out of place on the red carpet standing next to Charlize.
ReplyDeleteJessica S. looks great
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones is a good mom
Kevin Costner as in today's blind?-wonder what his wife thinks????
It's funny when I see celebrities in California taking their kids to the park. I'm sure they have playground equipment in their own back yard. I'm sure it's a publicity opportunity. What photographers hang out at the park?
ReplyDeleteWhy would someone who hates fame so much have zero tint on their windows? I'm starting to believe that Kristen is actually a pap whore who goes out looking for the attention.
ReplyDeleteAmerica looks stunning
ReplyDeleteJohnny looks good there. Call me Johnny!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm so late to the party and no one has talked about Amber Heard's hair! Yuck from the front, and double-yuck from the back.
ReplyDeleteYup. Hideous. I'm sure some stylist convinced her it was a "modern twist" for the red carpet, but it's just utter shite.
DeleteCelebrities may have park stuff in their backyard, but you hang with other kids in the actual town park. The 2/3/4/5 year-old-set live for parks. So jealous that people can actually go to the park right now. This Jersey weather is KILLING me.
ReplyDeleteFrufra - YES! Her hair is vile!
Susan I feel ya on the cold weather. It has been constantly raining with a high of 30's here in Southeast Texas since November it feels like. I know, I know, that is not cold at all but I live in the south for a reason y'all! Stay warm Susan! Netflix is killing some streaming right now, and Real Housewives marathons on all weekend if you get really desperate (aka you tried TLC and it was Sister Wives...boo!)!
ReplyDeleteI drive a big ass truck, I love it cause it makes me feel butch! Then when I toot around in my hatchback, I feel like a punk. When I take the bus, I feel like a bum and I worry about being eaten by my fellow passenger, so I don't take the bus anymore.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Amber holds her breath when Johnny kisses her? He looks like he really smells..
ReplyDeleteI always wondered who thought Kevin Costner was good looking. He always looked like a sleazy car salesman to me, just greasy, gross and probably with a cheesy dick from all the STDs.
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard is beautiful, one of the few celebs I think lives up to the hype about their looks. Johnny Depp was never in any way good looking to me and he looks like a joke with her. Way to think with your dick, Johnny! But good for Amber, get it bitch!
Well, neither Costner nor Depp are part of the Klan, so I could see why neither one could be your man. It must suck to have your dance card filled with guys who only have a few teeth. You should think about switching teams.
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