Friday, February 28, 2014
Random Photos Part Five
Every dress worn by Academy Award winners for Best Actress. If they showed up.
Alec Baldwin filming SVU. That whole quitting the limelight thing was just a joke. Look at him laugh about it.
Britney Spears, three bodyguards, a boyfriend and an ice cream cone.
Cate Blanchett headed back to LA.
Carrie Fisher headed out for a burger.Or pills.
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato at an event honoring Demi's recovery. So, good of the booze hound Selena to be there.
Eva Longoria canoodled with Demi's sometime boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama who
made sure he got some booze. Likes to keep it around the house.
Karina Smirnoff out hunting at an event.
Is it okay to say Handy Manny looks good there? Probably not.
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomes and Demi Lovato look so cute!
Poor Carrie Fisher, bit of a tough row to hoe these days. Great writer, though. Word to the wise, Selena and Demi: Carrie Fisher was once as cute as you! Save yo monay.
Not a Halle Berry fan, but she did have one of the prettiest dresses, and looked lovely when she won. Nice speech, too.
ReplyDeleteP: Smirnoff
ReplyDeleteM: Brit
B: Lovato/Gomez tag team
Ooh, can the dresses help with the Old Hollywood blind?
ReplyDeleteHa TTM! True on both accounts, Wilmer does look really handsome there (too bad he's *supposedly* such a jerk), Carrie Fisher was once so damn cute!
ReplyDeleteI think Wilmer really knows how to work a camera, MK!
DeleteFez may be look charming, but he is no bueno! I think swarmy is a good descriptor :-)
DeleteGrumble, grumble.
ReplyDeleteBritney, call Kanye! He needs a cone!
ReplyDeleteI love Carrie Fisher and agree, she's a brilliant writer.
Eva's dress is unflattering, squishes her boobs flat and shows the bottom of her rib cage.
For a minute there, I thought Cate Blanchett was someone else.
And Seven I'll add it's the color of pepto bismal.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me it's a joke that there was booze served at a party to celebrate Demi's recovery.
well really is he at Demi's party are you kidding me? He is the part cause of her lack of sobriety. When will Demi learn?
ReplyDelete@Sherry, I think E hit the booze a bit early today - it wasn't a party to celebrate her recovery. It was a Unite4:humanity humanitarian awards gala.
ReplyDeleteBesties Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were honored at the unite4:humanity event last night--and it was so good to see them together again.
There was plenty of love between these two, as they posed together at the event and Sel even thanked Demi during her acceptance speech when she received the Young Visionary Award. Demi picked up an honor for the Young Luminary Award and she graced the stage for two performances: "Skyscraper" and "Warrior."
This dress chart is confusing, since they didn't even used to have awards ceremonies in the earliest years.
ReplyDeleteI actually think Carrie Fisher looks fine in that pic.
ReplyDeleteLove the Oscar dress chart!
ReplyDeleteLet's all toast to the last day of Kardashian Free February!! See you in the Random Photos on Monday!!
ReplyDeleteCheers, hooker
DeleteBottoms up Tank Ass!
DeleteChin chin to the triple chin Sasquatch!
DeleteHey Khloe! I'm shaking my tits for you!
DeleteRob, I'm surprised your fat fingers can type this well!
ROB! I was talking to Kim. Gotcho back boo!
DeleteKim, shaking ya tits is so 3 days ago.
Delete#bouncethatbootay
Sorry Khloe. I'm just so used to being attacked by my family I'm defensive.
DeleteIt's ok Ro-Ro, smooches!
DeleteCheers Kimmy! I love my new friends! Much better than Kris bitching at me all day!
ReplyDeleteCheers, Bruce! People love you here! I don't know why people seem to hate me. Must be because they're jealous!
DeleteBrucie, you've always been popular! Remember your Bruce party?
Delete#bruceoutwitbyourfuseout
I'll toast with my dad! On my way to his pad now with the fixings for some killer margaritas!
ReplyDeleteHey Brody, I hope Scott is enjoying the new place. Your family is much better to liuve next to thn Kyshawn
ReplyDeletetell Kendall I said hi and I hope she still has my #
MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW it wld be nice to hr frm her
Justin, I don't think dad wants you hanging out with my sisters anymore. Sorry, bro
DeleteYay Brody! Kimmy, sometimes people are just jealous. You're pretty, have money and it seems like you don't work very hard, which makes you a target. It's not your fault, you are a sweet girl.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bruce! I'd be really honored if you would walk me down the aisle when I marry Ye!
DeleteJC Bruce, stop encouraging her! If I have to hear her say people are just jealous one more time...
DeleteJealous much?
DeleteLock your door tonight Kim...lock your door.
DeleteI always lock the door when Ye and I have sex. We've been known to break the bed, too!
DeleteOnly because that weirdo Jonathan Cheban always tries to watch. I don't know who he's watching though
DeleteDead fish.
DeleteWhy do you always bring up Paris's sex tape? Talk about a tired hooker
DeleteBrody, I've already had a beer so I'm ready to have some fun and let loose! Nothing better than a Friday night in Malibu!
ReplyDeleteIt's great living so close to you, dad! I'll get the margaritas going in the kitchen!
DeleteJustin? Get outta here!
ReplyDeleteI for one will miss all of you! It was really fun to have you around! I'm going to order some of robs socks! & I enjoy Kim & Bruce!
ReplyDeleteThanks for your support, Keeshlo!
DeleteJe t'aime bébé !
DeleteJe t'adore, mon amour! Baise-moi!!
DeleteKeeshlo in da house!!
DeleteYay Brody, no salt for me! Aw to hell with it, extra salt!
ReplyDeleteHi Keeshlo, I hope you're having a nice Friday.
Yes Bruce, it's me. I'm kind of on lockdown right now :(
ReplyDeleteHopefully it eases up for tomorrow. I plan to have a great bday
Brody is right, the pot, the cheap women, the drag racing, it's just trouble. Sorry Justin, it's not gonna happen with my girls!
ReplyDeleteI let you 'hang' out with my mom Brody. Fair is fair.
ReplyDeleteThat was a mercy fuck, Biebs. I agreed to keep her busy while you were out with my sister. I can't help that she wanted The Brodster
Delete#ta gueule !
DeleteBrody fucks anything that walks. #fact #nohating #getitbro
DeleteHand hug, Scott!
DeleteOh great, it's bad enough I'm living next to the Biebs, now I have to see him here. Get off my lawn!
ReplyDeleteHey, Scott! Come over to Bruce's! We're having margaritas and later we're having some, er, entertainers come over!
DeleteBrody, stop trying for a 3some with Scott, it's not happening & you're just embarrassing us all now!
DeleteWoah, slow your role Khloe! I only do threesomes with 2 chicks. I don't do dudes
DeleteKhloe, don't get jealous my fly girl. I'll take you to watch the sunset when I get there.
DeleteI just gave you a mental hug Scotty Dog!
DeleteI don't do that anymore Bruce. I learned my lesson and that its time to growup.
ReplyDeleteYou need better internet security Scott. (Lord..LORD? Seriously?) one of my bodyguards was bored earlier and hacked into your connection.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to talk to your wife about those pictures you have saved in the 'future business opportunities' file. She probably wont be happy if she finds them
Kimmy, I'd love to! Can I wear my ponytail?
ReplyDeleteHi Scott! Tell Kourtney hi, I know she's been busy with the kids and Dash.
Justin, I m gonna have to think about it. I know how teenage boys are, I was one once years ago. All hormones!
You'll have to check with Ye about the ponytail, Bruce!
DeleteI think a chignon would be lovely.
DeleteBrody, you and Ms. Bieber? Oh my god!
ReplyDeletethen why did you keep calling and texting her? for sers man you creeped her out
ReplyDeleteIt was a one time thing, bro. She's been stalking me ever since. I don't text the bitches, bitches be texting me!
DeleteYeah Scott, come on over! It's casual, no need to wear a blazer! Malibu style!
ReplyDeleteI can wear my jogging pants and my black hoodie? And my favorite neon sneakers.
Delete#malibufortheboys
Malibu, the Lord is coming!
DeleteRobby poo, you promised to wear non stretchy pants at least once a week, remember?
DeleteKhloe, As if! Even Rob's clothes have stretch marks!
DeleteKim the ass part of all your clothes will need therapy when you are done wearing them.
Delete#largefatass
#viennawasabust
BURN!!!
Delete#teamRob
Rob, you've never made $500,000 in your life! I made it for one appearance! And no, I didn't have sex with anyone! Well, except Ye!
Delete#kimlookslikeaviennasausage
Delete#stuffedinuglyfashion
Delete#KanyeprankingKim
Oh yeah, I'm going to take fashion tips from the guy with the "sock empire." Hahahahahahahahaha! I can never say "sock empire" with a straight face!!
DeleteKim you say everything with a straight face because it's pumped full of Botox and fillers and frozen stiff. As in it does not move.
Delete#paidpieceisahooker
I wld respect your daughter. I [promise Bruce. All I can ask is that you give it consideration. I am MUCH better for her than Smith
ReplyDeleteWTF IS A BIZZLE?
DeleteJustin I don't understand your writing. Aren't you missing some letters?
ReplyDeleteHes already made it known hes using Kylie to get to Kendall if that helps your decision
ReplyDeleteWhy are we speaking French now? What did I miss? Hey Rob, come over and hang out with Brody and I.
ReplyDeleteThanks Bruce. If you have light beer and low cal snacks.
Deleteprobably, sorry, my dad gave me this new phone for my birthday and Im trying to get usd to i
ReplyDeleteMost of the people here have been so nice to me and I thank them for that. I forgot what it felt like to have some support and kindness. I will miss you all.
ReplyDeleteShut up, Rob! You're such a loser! People are only nice to you because they pity you
DeleteHere goes Fancy Nancy again.
DeletePeople pay you for your services. Huge ass hooker
DeleteKhloe, that Fancy Nancy thing really hurts my feelings! I just had to run in the bathroom to cry! Why are you always so mean to me?!
DeleteRob, stop being such a fat fuck!
Kim, you are literally the most judgmental person ever!
DeletedONT Call mY Moom a BItCH
ReplyDeleteRob, you have friends here! I think your sales have gone up, the fuck off socks that I have are sold out!
ReplyDeleteshe really liked you brody, she believed what you told her :(
ReplyDeleteSee Bruce, I would nevr treat Kndall this wa
She believed me when I told her that she was a terrible lay? Then why does she keep calling me? Tell your mom that I wasn't kidding. Top 5 worst lays of all time
DeleteTrue story.
DeleteRob, we have Amstel light and carrot sticks. Come on over!
ReplyDeleteKhloe! Honey come on out and have so e drinks!
Thanks Brucie! I have to wait on my driver. I learned my lesson after my DUI.
DeleteJustin, I want to understand you but I need help with the missing letters!
ReplyDeleteIf you let me go out with her Ill tlk to my agnt about sellng robs socks at concrts
ReplyDeleteIf Rob comes, does that mean we have to hide the chicken wings?
ReplyDeleteHide the ranch dressing too Brody.
DeleteI guess I'll have to cancel the entertainers too. They get really grossed out when Rob starts poopsterbating
DeleteUgh, or when he puts on Ginuwine & starts singing "Ride it! That doody!"
DeleteDude. Let it go. #pooplube
DeleteRob, I usually like to live and let live, but that's one messy habit you have there
DeleteBruce, i hope you have a plunger handy when Rob sneaks off to the bathroom to finish his poopsterbating session.
DeleteE e a A
ReplyDeleteOk
prcticing
DAMMIT
ReplyDeleteok I think its better now
ReplyDeletei kept hitting the wrong key on the side
Boy, you need to lay off the drugs and the booze. WTF you thinking, driving in a rented lamborghini?
DeleteLite brite goes dim, don't go for the trim.
Looking out for you, want the best for you.
Brody, he gets no chicken wings!
ReplyDeleteKhloe, you know I have a hard time being mean. That's your mothers forte. Oops, I didn't mean it like that!
You're the sweetest peach!
DeleteYes Rob, casual. Nobody gets dressed up in Malibu!
ReplyDeleteHey Brucie, she's the hardest working woman I know. I'll tell her you said hi.
ReplyDeleteJustin, is that the same dude who got arrested for roughing up one of your fans?
Oh yeah! I love being with my kids!
ReplyDeleteKhloe, I don't know what that is.
ReplyDeleteNo Scott, hes the one who was complaining I was driving too fast in my ferrari and he tried to chase me down in his prius
ReplyDeletenow he wont shut up about my legal issues
STFU brody dont talk about my mom like thaty
ReplyDeleteKids, I don't wanna hear about your private lives like that! Especially the girls, there are just some things I'm better off not knowing!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome... I'll miss you! Bruce and Rob are my favorites!
ReplyDeleteAh, hell, love the whole gang!
WHATS A FONTLOVER?
ReplyDeleteA GENIUS. Don't talk in caps until you're ready for it.
DeleteSerious question, did you finish high school Justin?
ReplyDeleteHi LowKey! Thank you for the kind words. It took me a minute to put your screen name and your picture together. Sometimes im a little slow, but that's what happens at my age!
ReplyDeleteKhloe, Jonathan acts strange doesn't he? I can't figure that guy out.
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget that time Kris Hump called him gay, Bruce. He lost his marbles that night.
DeleteYou're not talking about my friend Jonathan, are you? Bruce, you know you're not supposed to ask about his personal life!
DeleteJonathan's not the straightest road to drive, if you know what I mean.
DeleteI will also miss Rob and Bruce most of all!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love Kanye
DeleteCause he's a musical genius
DeleteIMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE IS THE MOST MUSICAL GENIUS OF ALL TIME!!!
DeleteI GROW IT YOU KNOW IT
DeleteRSVP ASAP #IFUKNOWYE
Hi Talktoomuch! You seem like a sweet girl. Please don't take it the wrong way that I'm calling you girl, but I am the old guy in the group!
ReplyDeleteYou're the best Bruce! Good luck in your new path
DeleteHi Kanye! Is the ponytail okay for the wedding? You can't take the Malibu out if the am, you know.
ReplyDeleteThanks Khloe for teaching me to use those hashtags!
ReplyDelete}notbadforanoldguy
Pound sign, old man.
DeleteThe one that looks like a number symbol Brucie!
DeleteBruce, you're forever young to me!
ReplyDeleteSorry Kim! No he acted weird one time when it was just Khloe and me. He wouldn't eat the Popsicles we offered him. Who doesn't like a Popsicle?
ReplyDeleteI think Khloe would work the shit out of a popsicle with that mouth.
DeleteLike a pro, baby!
DeleteI'm going to stop by the store to grab some. Demonstrate for me baby!
DeleteOh my god you guys. You are seriously grossing me out. So inappropriate.
DeleteRobbie, if it ain't kourt, it's your other sis on my junk. #LadiesLoveLD
DeleteIt was a ferrARI
ReplyDeleteyes Scott, I got my di[ploma 2 years ago this summer
Don't sweat, don't cry, we don't need no wings to fly
NO TYPING IN HOMESCHOOL? #CANADAFAIL #CANADAWAIL
DeleteEasy YE!
DeleteThanks Scott, sometimes I hit the wrong keys!
ReplyDelete#oldishmannewtricks
I don't think so. That's Michael Jackson
ReplyDeleteLowKey, I love the song, Gold Digger. It gets in my head and won't leave! I start bopping my head and the girls wanna crawl under the table. I can't help it! It's catchy!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great song, isn't it, Bruce? Never gets old.
Deleteor prince. Prince is a musical genius.
ReplyDeleteOr Prince, Usher is always talking about what a musical genius he is
Prince IS a musical genius!
DeleteJustin, isn't it past your bedtime? Leave the grown ups to talk!
ReplyDeleteScott, you're making me uncomfortable talking about Khloe that way. You know, I think she liked Lamar because he reminded her of me. Being a jock and all.
ReplyDeleteKris Humphries reminded me of Frankenstein's monster. I don't know what I was thinking!
DeleteYes Bruce, it's scary how much you & Lamar are basically twins.
DeleteBruce it's ok. We all know Khloe isn't really blood related so she's practically up for grabs at this point.
DeleteEw, Scott! Khloe is my full sister! Love my Kokes!!
DeleteKourtney told me OJ was her dad?!?
DeleteSCOTT! I told you not to read The Enquirer!
DeleteLove you Joje! Mwah!
That was a prank, Scott! Like when you kept telling mom you were Todd Kraines!
DeleteSwear to God Scott, I'm keying the Murcielago if you don't chill on the OJ shit!
DeleteKhloe I will make you kick my Murcielago if you know what I mean.
Delete#khloeismyfaveshhhhh
ReplyDelete#teambruce4evah
Delete#smooches
#mwah
There will be absolutely no poopsterbating in my house! I still don't know what that use but it won't happen!
ReplyDeleteRob is the Messiah of Poopsterbation
DeleteYou better lock the bathroom doors, dad. He's a sneaky little bastard! You wouldn't think a guy his size could move that fast, but poopsterbation is a great motivator!
DeleteScott is The Lord of the douche.
DeleteLooks like someone is the big butt bitchler boy!
Delete#krisishavingmenopausehahaha
ReplyDelete#USHERLAUGHSATYOU
ReplyDelete#KEEPPOSING
#GOODLUCK
Well I never had a drug problem because if the intense sports, but Lamar and I do love a lemon cake. %truestory
ReplyDeleteOops! #truestory
ReplyDeleteHow many beers have you had, Bruce?
ReplyDeleteI think you should have another ;)
#letitout
Scott, Khloe is a Kardashian no doubt about that. She got all the personality, which confuses people.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat Brucie! Not far to the paper dolls, but at least I'm winning!
DeleteMy name is Kanye and I'm here to say
ReplyDeleteI like to act ghetto each and every day
but if you knew the facts,you wouldn't have my back
because you wouldn't believe a single word I say
Is that you #SUNSHINE ???!!
DeleteGlad you learned your Dora the Explorer rhymes
NO TIME FOR MAGIC
DeleteWITH A RHYME SO TRAGIC
TICKLE ME ELMO
YOUR MOM SAID HELL NO
I'm really having a good time, I like this social media stuff! Kris used to make me stay in the garage, but not anymore! I've got my own place, and my kids like being with me. I love life!
ReplyDeleteIt's not past my bedtime! I'm waiting for my birthday
ReplyDeleteIf you get your mom to stop calling me, I'll send you a hooker
DeleteBrody gets the best hookers!!!!
DeleteLD doesn't have to pay. Amateurs...
DeleteI thought Kim was still in Vienna?
DeleteBrody doesn't need hookers, are you kidding me? Every time we golf, he leaves the club with four phone numbers!
ReplyDeleteTrue story, dad! I just send them as gifts. Some people send flowers, I send hookers. Adam Levine loved the idea so much that he started doing it too!
DeleteI'll get her to stop calling you. I live right next to your sister. I'm sure you know the address. I'm out of town atm but I'll keep you to that and let you know when I'm back around.
ReplyDeleteBruce, this of course would simply be a way I could talk the hooker out of a destructive lifestyle, nothing more.
You sure got the hang of typing really fast...
DeleteHmmmm
#justsayin
MY MOM CALLS ME SUNSHINE
ReplyDeleteSHE SINGS THAT TO ME WHEN I AM SAD
Other than that I don't know what you are talking about. I found this joint after my bodyguard told me the neighbors were here
Lol, okay.
ReplyDeleteI saw 180+ comments and was like wahat the hell...
IM A FAKE RAPPER
ReplyDeleteWHO THINKS HE'S QUITE DAPPER
WHEN IT COMES TO NOT REAL
I'M THAT TRUE DEAL
UNTIL MY CAREER ENDS UP IN THE CRAPPER
I make more than all of the K's combined, don't front with me