Friday, February 28, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Every dress worn by Academy Award winners for Best Actress. If they showed up.

Alec Baldwin filming SVU. That whole quitting the limelight thing was just a joke. Look at him laugh about it.
Britney Spears, three bodyguards, a boyfriend and an ice cream cone.
Cate Blanchett headed back to LA.
Carrie Fisher headed out for a burger.Or pills.
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato at an event honoring Demi's recovery. So, good of the booze hound Selena to be there.
Eva Longoria canoodled with Demi's sometime boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama who
made sure he got some booze. Likes to keep it around the house.
Karina Smirnoff out hunting at an event.

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:41 PM

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252 comments:

  1. TalksTooMuch12:44 PM

    Is it okay to say Handy Manny looks good there? Probably not.

    Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato look so cute!

    Poor Carrie Fisher, bit of a tough row to hoe these days. Great writer, though. Word to the wise, Selena and Demi: Carrie Fisher was once as cute as you! Save yo monay.

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  2. Now!12:48 PM

    Not a Halle Berry fan, but she did have one of the prettiest dresses, and looked lovely when she won. Nice speech, too.

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  3. Count Jerkula1:02 PM

    P: Smirnoff

    M: Brit

    B: Lovato/Gomez tag team

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  4. shopgirl1:03 PM

    Ooh, can the dresses help with the Old Hollywood blind?

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  5. MK for short1:04 PM

    Ha TTM! True on both accounts, Wilmer does look really handsome there (too bad he's *supposedly* such a jerk), Carrie Fisher was once so damn cute!

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    1. TalksTooMuch2:20 PM

      I think Wilmer really knows how to work a camera, MK!

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    2. missbunny3:02 PM

      Fez may be look charming, but he is no bueno! I think swarmy is a good descriptor :-)

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  6. Olive1:10 PM

    Grumble, grumble.

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  7. Seven of Eleven2:02 PM

    Britney, call Kanye! He needs a cone!

    I love Carrie Fisher and agree, she's a brilliant writer.

    Eva's dress is unflattering, squishes her boobs flat and shows the bottom of her rib cage.

    For a minute there, I thought Cate Blanchett was someone else.

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  8. Sherry2:13 PM

    And Seven I'll add it's the color of pepto bismal.

    Please tell me it's a joke that there was booze served at a party to celebrate Demi's recovery.

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  9. Unknown2:22 PM

    well really is he at Demi's party are you kidding me? He is the part cause of her lack of sobriety. When will Demi learn?

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  10. Seven of Eleven2:25 PM

    @Sherry, I think E hit the booze a bit early today - it wasn't a party to celebrate her recovery. It was a Unite4:humanity humanitarian awards gala.

    Besties Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were honored at the unite4:humanity event last night--and it was so good to see them together again.

    There was plenty of love between these two, as they posed together at the event and Sel even thanked Demi during her acceptance speech when she received the Young Visionary Award. Demi picked up an honor for the Young Luminary Award and she graced the stage for two performances: "Skyscraper" and "Warrior."

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  11. Anonymous2:31 PM

    This dress chart is confusing, since they didn't even used to have awards ceremonies in the earliest years.

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  12. Paint Chips2:41 PM

    I actually think Carrie Fisher looks fine in that pic.

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  13. Kelly3:12 PM

    Love the Oscar dress chart!

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  14. Kim Kardashian5:39 PM

    Let's all toast to the last day of Kardashian Free February!! See you in the Random Photos on Monday!!

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    1. Rob Kardashian6:03 PM

      Cheers, hooker

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    2. KhloeK6:09 PM

      Bottoms up Tank Ass!

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    3. Rob Kardashian6:11 PM

      Chin chin to the triple chin Sasquatch!

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    4. Kim Kardashian6:12 PM

      Hey Khloe! I'm shaking my tits for you!

      Rob, I'm surprised your fat fingers can type this well!

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    5. KhloeK6:13 PM

      ROB! I was talking to Kim. Gotcho back boo!

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    6. KhloeK6:14 PM

      Kim, shaking ya tits is so 3 days ago.

      #bouncethatbootay

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    7. Rob Kardashian6:15 PM

      Sorry Khloe. I'm just so used to being attacked by my family I'm defensive.

      Delete
    8. KhloeK6:17 PM

      It's ok Ro-Ro, smooches!

      Delete
  15. Bruce Jenner5:45 PM

    Cheers Kimmy! I love my new friends! Much better than Kris bitching at me all day!

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    1. Kim Kardashian5:48 PM

      Cheers, Bruce! People love you here! I don't know why people seem to hate me. Must be because they're jealous!

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    2. KhloeK6:10 PM

      Brucie, you've always been popular! Remember your Bruce party?

      #bruceoutwitbyourfuseout

      Delete
  16. Brody Jenner5:46 PM

    I'll toast with my dad! On my way to his pad now with the fixings for some killer margaritas!

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  17. Bizzle5:49 PM

    Hey Brody, I hope Scott is enjoying the new place. Your family is much better to liuve next to thn Kyshawn
    tell Kendall I said hi and I hope she still has my #
    MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW it wld be nice to hr frm her

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    1. Brody Jenner5:55 PM

      Justin, I don't think dad wants you hanging out with my sisters anymore. Sorry, bro

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  18. Bruce Jenner5:50 PM

    Yay Brody! Kimmy, sometimes people are just jealous. You're pretty, have money and it seems like you don't work very hard, which makes you a target. It's not your fault, you are a sweet girl.

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    1. Kim Kardashian5:57 PM

      Thanks, Bruce! I'd be really honored if you would walk me down the aisle when I marry Ye!

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    2. KhloeK6:12 PM

      JC Bruce, stop encouraging her! If I have to hear her say people are just jealous one more time...

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    3. Kim Kardashian6:13 PM

      Jealous much?

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    4. KhloeK6:14 PM

      Lock your door tonight Kim...lock your door.

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    5. Kim Kardashian6:21 PM

      I always lock the door when Ye and I have sex. We've been known to break the bed, too!

      Delete
    6. KhloeK6:26 PM

      Only because that weirdo Jonathan Cheban always tries to watch. I don't know who he's watching though

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    7. Rob Kardashian6:27 PM

      Dead fish.

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    8. Kim Kardashian6:35 PM

      Why do you always bring up Paris's sex tape? Talk about a tired hooker

      Delete
  19. Bruce Jenner5:51 PM

    Brody, I've already had a beer so I'm ready to have some fun and let loose! Nothing better than a Friday night in Malibu!

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    1. Brody Jenner5:54 PM

      It's great living so close to you, dad! I'll get the margaritas going in the kitchen!

      Delete
  20. Bruce Jenner5:52 PM

    Justin? Get outta here!

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  21. keeshlo5:53 PM

    I for one will miss all of you! It was really fun to have you around! I'm going to order some of robs socks! & I enjoy Kim & Bruce!

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    1. Kim Kardashian5:56 PM

      Thanks for your support, Keeshlo!

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    2. fontlover5:58 PM

      Je t'aime bébé !

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    3. Kim Kardashian6:04 PM

      Je t'adore, mon amour! Baise-moi!!

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    4. KhloeK6:16 PM

      Keeshlo in da house!!

      Delete
  22. Bruce Jenner5:55 PM

    Yay Brody, no salt for me! Aw to hell with it, extra salt!

    Hi Keeshlo, I hope you're having a nice Friday.

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  23. Bizzle5:56 PM

    Yes Bruce, it's me. I'm kind of on lockdown right now :(
    Hopefully it eases up for tomorrow. I plan to have a great bday

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  24. Bruce Jenner5:56 PM

    Brody is right, the pot, the cheap women, the drag racing, it's just trouble. Sorry Justin, it's not gonna happen with my girls!

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  25. Bizzle5:56 PM

    I let you 'hang' out with my mom Brody. Fair is fair.

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    1. Brody Jenner5:59 PM

      That was a mercy fuck, Biebs. I agreed to keep her busy while you were out with my sister. I can't help that she wanted The Brodster

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    2. fontlover6:07 PM

      #ta gueule !

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    3. Lord Disick6:29 PM

      Brody fucks anything that walks. #fact #nohating #getitbro

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    4. Brody Jenner6:33 PM

      Hand hug, Scott!

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  26. Lord Disick5:56 PM

    Oh great, it's bad enough I'm living next to the Biebs, now I have to see him here. Get off my lawn!

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    1. Brody Jenner6:00 PM

      Hey, Scott! Come over to Bruce's! We're having margaritas and later we're having some, er, entertainers come over!

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    2. KhloeK6:18 PM

      Brody, stop trying for a 3some with Scott, it's not happening & you're just embarrassing us all now!

      Delete
    3. Brody Jenner6:20 PM

      Woah, slow your role Khloe! I only do threesomes with 2 chicks. I don't do dudes

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    4. Lord Disick6:24 PM

      Khloe, don't get jealous my fly girl. I'll take you to watch the sunset when I get there.

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    5. KhloeK6:34 PM

      I just gave you a mental hug Scotty Dog!

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  27. Bizzle5:57 PM

    I don't do that anymore Bruce. I learned my lesson and that its time to growup.

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  28. Bizzle6:00 PM

    You need better internet security Scott. (Lord..LORD? Seriously?) one of my bodyguards was bored earlier and hacked into your connection.
    You might want to talk to your wife about those pictures you have saved in the 'future business opportunities' file. She probably wont be happy if she finds them

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  29. Bruce Jenner6:00 PM

    Kimmy, I'd love to! Can I wear my ponytail?

    Hi Scott! Tell Kourtney hi, I know she's been busy with the kids and Dash.

    Justin, I m gonna have to think about it. I know how teenage boys are, I was one once years ago. All hormones!

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    1. Kim Kardashian6:04 PM

      You'll have to check with Ye about the ponytail, Bruce!

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    2. KhloeK6:19 PM

      I think a chignon would be lovely.

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  30. Bruce Jenner6:01 PM

    Brody, you and Ms. Bieber? Oh my god!

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  31. Bizzle6:01 PM

    then why did you keep calling and texting her? for sers man you creeped her out

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    1. Brody Jenner6:06 PM

      It was a one time thing, bro. She's been stalking me ever since. I don't text the bitches, bitches be texting me!

      Delete
  32. Bruce Jenner6:01 PM

    Yeah Scott, come on over! It's casual, no need to wear a blazer! Malibu style!

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    1. Rob Kardashian6:13 PM

      I can wear my jogging pants and my black hoodie? And my favorite neon sneakers.
      #malibufortheboys

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    2. Lord Disick6:16 PM

      Malibu, the Lord is coming!

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    3. KhloeK6:20 PM

      Robby poo, you promised to wear non stretchy pants at least once a week, remember?

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    4. Kim Kardashian6:24 PM

      Khloe, As if! Even Rob's clothes have stretch marks!

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    5. Rob Kardashian6:30 PM

      Kim the ass part of all your clothes will need therapy when you are done wearing them.
      #largefatass
      #viennawasabust

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    6. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:34 PM

      BURN!!!

      #teamRob

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    7. Kim Kardashian6:35 PM

      Rob, you've never made $500,000 in your life! I made it for one appearance! And no, I didn't have sex with anyone! Well, except Ye!

      Delete
    8. KhloeK6:35 PM

      #kimlookslikeaviennasausage

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    9. Rob Kardashian6:43 PM

      #stuffedinuglyfashion
      #KanyeprankingKim

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    10. Kim Kardashian6:46 PM

      Oh yeah, I'm going to take fashion tips from the guy with the "sock empire." Hahahahahahahahaha! I can never say "sock empire" with a straight face!!

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    11. Rob Kardashian6:55 PM

      Kim you say everything with a straight face because it's pumped full of Botox and fillers and frozen stiff. As in it does not move.
      #paidpieceisahooker

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  33. Bizzle6:02 PM

    I wld respect your daughter. I [promise Bruce. All I can ask is that you give it consideration. I am MUCH better for her than Smith

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  34. Bruce Jenner6:03 PM

    Justin I don't understand your writing. Aren't you missing some letters?

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  35. Bizzle6:04 PM

    Hes already made it known hes using Kylie to get to Kendall if that helps your decision

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  36. Bruce Jenner6:05 PM

    Why are we speaking French now? What did I miss? Hey Rob, come over and hang out with Brody and I.

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    1. Rob Kardashian6:09 PM

      Thanks Bruce. If you have light beer and low cal snacks.

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  37. Bizzle6:05 PM

    probably, sorry, my dad gave me this new phone for my birthday and Im trying to get usd to i

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  38. Rob Kardashian6:06 PM

    Most of the people here have been so nice to me and I thank them for that. I forgot what it felt like to have some support and kindness. I will miss you all.

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    1. Kim Kardashian6:15 PM

      Shut up, Rob! You're such a loser! People are only nice to you because they pity you

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    2. KhloeK6:21 PM

      Here goes Fancy Nancy again.

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    3. Rob Kardashian6:23 PM

      People pay you for your services. Huge ass hooker

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    4. Kim Kardashian6:26 PM

      Khloe, that Fancy Nancy thing really hurts my feelings! I just had to run in the bathroom to cry! Why are you always so mean to me?!

      Rob, stop being such a fat fuck!

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    5. KhloeK6:37 PM

      Kim, you are literally the most judgmental person ever!

      Delete
  39. Bizzle6:07 PM

    dONT Call mY Moom a BItCH

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  40. Bruce Jenner6:08 PM

    Rob, you have friends here! I think your sales have gone up, the fuck off socks that I have are sold out!

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  41. Bizzle6:10 PM

    she really liked you brody, she believed what you told her :(
    See Bruce, I would nevr treat Kndall this wa

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    Replies
    1. Brody Jenner6:18 PM

      She believed me when I told her that she was a terrible lay? Then why does she keep calling me? Tell your mom that I wasn't kidding. Top 5 worst lays of all time

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    2. KhloeK6:21 PM

      True story.

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  42. Bruce Jenner6:10 PM

    Rob, we have Amstel light and carrot sticks. Come on over!

    Khloe! Honey come on out and have so e drinks!

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    1. KhloeK6:22 PM

      Thanks Brucie! I have to wait on my driver. I learned my lesson after my DUI.

      Delete
  43. Bruce Jenner6:11 PM

    Justin, I want to understand you but I need help with the missing letters!

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  44. Bizzle6:11 PM

    If you let me go out with her Ill tlk to my agnt about sellng robs socks at concrts

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  45. Brody Jenner6:11 PM

    If Rob comes, does that mean we have to hide the chicken wings?

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    1. KhloeK6:23 PM

      Hide the ranch dressing too Brody.

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    2. Brody Jenner6:29 PM

      I guess I'll have to cancel the entertainers too. They get really grossed out when Rob starts poopsterbating

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    3. KhloeK6:38 PM

      Ugh, or when he puts on Ginuwine & starts singing "Ride it! That doody!"

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    4. Rob Kardashian6:40 PM

      Dude. Let it go. #pooplube

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    5. Brody Jenner6:42 PM

      Rob, I usually like to live and let live, but that's one messy habit you have there

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    6. Lord Disick6:43 PM

      Bruce, i hope you have a plunger handy when Rob sneaks off to the bathroom to finish his poopsterbating session.

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  46. Bizzle6:12 PM

    E e a A
    Ok

    prcticing

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  47. Bizzle6:12 PM

    DAMMIT

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  48. Bizzle6:13 PM

    ok I think its better now
    i kept hitting the wrong key on the side

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    1. fontlover6:28 PM

      Boy, you need to lay off the drugs and the booze. WTF you thinking, driving in a rented lamborghini?

      Lite brite goes dim, don't go for the trim.

      Looking out for you, want the best for you.

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  49. Bruce Jenner6:13 PM

    Brody, he gets no chicken wings!

    Khloe, you know I have a hard time being mean. That's your mothers forte. Oops, I didn't mean it like that!

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  50. Bruce Jenner6:14 PM

    Yes Rob, casual. Nobody gets dressed up in Malibu!

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  51. Lord Disick6:14 PM

    Hey Brucie, she's the hardest working woman I know. I'll tell her you said hi.

    Justin, is that the same dude who got arrested for roughing up one of your fans?

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  52. Bruce Jenner6:19 PM

    Oh yeah! I love being with my kids!

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  53. Bruce Jenner6:20 PM

    Khloe, I don't know what that is.

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  54. Bizzle6:21 PM

    No Scott, hes the one who was complaining I was driving too fast in my ferrari and he tried to chase me down in his prius
    now he wont shut up about my legal issues

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  55. Bizzle6:23 PM

    STFU brody dont talk about my mom like thaty

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  56. Bruce Jenner6:24 PM

    Kids, I don't wanna hear about your private lives like that! Especially the girls, there are just some things I'm better off not knowing!

    ReplyDelete
  57. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:25 PM

    This is awesome... I'll miss you! Bruce and Rob are my favorites!

    Ah, hell, love the whole gang!

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  58. Bizzle6:26 PM

    WHATS A FONTLOVER?

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    1. fontlover6:31 PM

      A GENIUS. Don't talk in caps until you're ready for it.

      Delete
  59. Lord Disick6:26 PM

    Serious question, did you finish high school Justin?

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  60. Bruce Jenner6:26 PM

    Hi LowKey! Thank you for the kind words. It took me a minute to put your screen name and your picture together. Sometimes im a little slow, but that's what happens at my age!

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  61. Bruce Jenner6:27 PM

    Khloe, Jonathan acts strange doesn't he? I can't figure that guy out.

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    1. Lord Disick6:31 PM

      I'll never forget that time Kris Hump called him gay, Bruce. He lost his marbles that night.

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    2. Kim Kardashian6:32 PM

      You're not talking about my friend Jonathan, are you? Bruce, you know you're not supposed to ask about his personal life!

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    3. KhloeK6:41 PM

      Jonathan's not the straightest road to drive, if you know what I mean.

      Delete
  62. TalksTooMuch6:28 PM

    I will also miss Rob and Bruce most of all!

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:29 PM

      And I love Kanye

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    2. TalksTooMuch6:31 PM

      Cause he's a musical genius

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    3. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:38 PM

      IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT KANYE IS THE MOST MUSICAL GENIUS OF ALL TIME!!!

      Delete
    4. fontlover6:38 PM

      I GROW IT YOU KNOW IT
      RSVP ASAP #IFUKNOWYE

      Delete
  63. Bruce Jenner6:29 PM

    Hi Talktoomuch! You seem like a sweet girl. Please don't take it the wrong way that I'm calling you girl, but I am the old guy in the group!

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    1. TalksTooMuch6:32 PM

      You're the best Bruce! Good luck in your new path

      Delete
  64. Bruce Jenner6:30 PM

    Hi Kanye! Is the ponytail okay for the wedding? You can't take the Malibu out if the am, you know.

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  65. Bruce Jenner6:31 PM

    Thanks Khloe for teaching me to use those hashtags!

    }notbadforanoldguy

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    1. Lord Disick6:33 PM

      Pound sign, old man.

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    2. KhloeK6:42 PM

      The one that looks like a number symbol Brucie!

      Delete
  66. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:32 PM

    Bruce, you're forever young to me!

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  67. Bruce Jenner6:33 PM

    Sorry Kim! No he acted weird one time when it was just Khloe and me. He wouldn't eat the Popsicles we offered him. Who doesn't like a Popsicle?

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    1. Lord Disick6:41 PM

      I think Khloe would work the shit out of a popsicle with that mouth.

      Delete
    2. KhloeK6:43 PM

      Like a pro, baby!

      Delete
    3. Lord Disick6:45 PM

      I'm going to stop by the store to grab some. Demonstrate for me baby!

      Delete
    4. Rob Kardashian6:46 PM

      Oh my god you guys. You are seriously grossing me out. So inappropriate.

      Delete
    5. Lord Disick6:54 PM

      Robbie, if it ain't kourt, it's your other sis on my junk. #LadiesLoveLD

      Delete
  68. Bizzle6:33 PM

    It was a ferrARI

    yes Scott, I got my di[ploma 2 years ago this summer

    Don't sweat, don't cry, we don't need no wings to fly

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    1. fontlover6:45 PM

      NO TYPING IN HOMESCHOOL? #CANADAFAIL #CANADAWAIL

      Delete
    2. TalksTooMuch6:50 PM

      Easy YE!

      Delete
  69. Bruce Jenner6:35 PM

    Thanks Scott, sometimes I hit the wrong keys!

    #oldishmannewtricks

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  70. Bizzle6:39 PM

    I don't think so. That's Michael Jackson

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  71. Bruce Jenner6:39 PM

    LowKey, I love the song, Gold Digger. It gets in my head and won't leave! I start bopping my head and the girls wanna crawl under the table. I can't help it! It's catchy!

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    1. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:41 PM

      That is a great song, isn't it, Bruce? Never gets old.

      Delete
  72. Bizzle6:40 PM

    or prince. Prince is a musical genius.






    Or Prince, Usher is always talking about what a musical genius he is










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  73. Bruce Jenner6:41 PM

    Justin, isn't it past your bedtime? Leave the grown ups to talk!

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  74. Bruce Jenner6:42 PM

    Scott, you're making me uncomfortable talking about Khloe that way. You know, I think she liked Lamar because he reminded her of me. Being a jock and all.

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    1. Kim Kardashian6:44 PM

      Kris Humphries reminded me of Frankenstein's monster. I don't know what I was thinking!

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    2. KhloeK6:47 PM

      Yes Bruce, it's scary how much you & Lamar are basically twins.

      Delete
    3. Lord Disick6:47 PM

      Bruce it's ok. We all know Khloe isn't really blood related so she's practically up for grabs at this point.

      Delete
    4. Kim Kardashian6:48 PM

      Ew, Scott! Khloe is my full sister! Love my Kokes!!

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    5. Lord Disick6:51 PM

      Kourtney told me OJ was her dad?!?

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    6. KhloeK6:52 PM

      SCOTT! I told you not to read The Enquirer!

      Love you Joje! Mwah!

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    7. Kim Kardashian6:53 PM

      That was a prank, Scott! Like when you kept telling mom you were Todd Kraines!

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    8. KhloeK6:54 PM

      Swear to God Scott, I'm keying the Murcielago if you don't chill on the OJ shit!

      Delete
    9. Lord Disick6:56 PM

      Khloe I will make you kick my Murcielago if you know what I mean.

      Delete
  75. Bruce Jenner6:43 PM

    #khloeismyfaveshhhhh

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    1. KhloeK6:45 PM

      #teambruce4evah
      #smooches
      #mwah

      Delete
  76. Bruce Jenner6:45 PM

    There will be absolutely no poopsterbating in my house! I still don't know what that use but it won't happen!

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    1. Lord Disick6:48 PM

      Rob is the Messiah of Poopsterbation

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    2. Brody Jenner6:50 PM

      You better lock the bathroom doors, dad. He's a sneaky little bastard! You wouldn't think a guy his size could move that fast, but poopsterbation is a great motivator!

      Delete
    3. Rob Kardashian6:57 PM

      Scott is The Lord of the douche.

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    4. Lord Disick7:00 PM

      Looks like someone is the big butt bitchler boy!

      Delete
  77. Bruce Jenner6:46 PM

    #krisishavingmenopausehahaha

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  78. Bizzle6:49 PM

    #USHERLAUGHSATYOU
    #KEEPPOSING
    #GOODLUCK

    ReplyDelete
  79. Bruce Jenner6:49 PM

    Well I never had a drug problem because if the intense sports, but Lamar and I do love a lemon cake. %truestory

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  80. Bruce Jenner6:50 PM

    Oops! #truestory

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  81. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:50 PM

    How many beers have you had, Bruce?

    I think you should have another ;)

    #letitout

    ReplyDelete
  82. Bruce Jenner6:51 PM

    Scott, Khloe is a Kardashian no doubt about that. She got all the personality, which confuses people.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. KhloeK6:56 PM

      True dat Brucie! Not far to the paper dolls, but at least I'm winning!

      Delete
  83. Bizzle6:51 PM

    My name is Kanye and I'm here to say
    I like to act ghetto each and every day
    but if you knew the facts,you wouldn't have my back
    because you wouldn't believe a single word I say

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. fontlover6:57 PM

      Is that you #SUNSHINE ???!!

      Glad you learned your Dora the Explorer rhymes

      Delete
    2. fontlover6:59 PM

      NO TIME FOR MAGIC
      WITH A RHYME SO TRAGIC
      TICKLE ME ELMO
      YOUR MOM SAID HELL NO

      Delete
  84. Bruce Jenner6:53 PM

    I'm really having a good time, I like this social media stuff! Kris used to make me stay in the garage, but not anymore! I've got my own place, and my kids like being with me. I love life!

    ReplyDelete
  85. Bizzle6:53 PM

    It's not past my bedtime! I'm waiting for my birthday

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Brody Jenner6:55 PM

      If you get your mom to stop calling me, I'll send you a hooker

      Delete
    2. Rob Kardashian6:55 PM

      Brody gets the best hookers!!!!

      Delete
    3. Lord Disick6:57 PM

      LD doesn't have to pay. Amateurs...

      Delete
    4. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!6:57 PM

      I thought Kim was still in Vienna?

      Delete
  86. Bruce Jenner6:57 PM

    Brody doesn't need hookers, are you kidding me? Every time we golf, he leaves the club with four phone numbers!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Brody Jenner6:59 PM

      True story, dad! I just send them as gifts. Some people send flowers, I send hookers. Adam Levine loved the idea so much that he started doing it too!

      Delete
  87. Bizzle6:57 PM

    I'll get her to stop calling you. I live right next to your sister. I'm sure you know the address. I'm out of town atm but I'll keep you to that and let you know when I'm back around.

    Bruce, this of course would simply be a way I could talk the hooker out of a destructive lifestyle, nothing more.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!7:00 PM

      You sure got the hang of typing really fast...
      Hmmmm
      #justsayin

      Delete
  88. Bizzle6:59 PM

    MY MOM CALLS ME SUNSHINE
    SHE SINGS THAT TO ME WHEN I AM SAD

    Other than that I don't know what you are talking about. I found this joint after my bodyguard told me the neighbors were here

    ReplyDelete
  89. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Lol, okay.

    I saw 180+ comments and was like wahat the hell...

    ReplyDelete
  90. Bizzle7:02 PM

    IM A FAKE RAPPER
    WHO THINKS HE'S QUITE DAPPER
    WHEN IT COMES TO NOT REAL
    I'M THAT TRUE DEAL
    UNTIL MY CAREER ENDS UP IN THE CRAPPER

    I make more than all of the K's combined, don't front with me

    ReplyDelete

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