Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have movie night.
Bella Thorne is so skinny her arms hide the rest of her body.
Lindsey Vonn not injured enough to miss a red carpet. In heels.
Christina Milian goes all out for her date.
The Hoff gets naked in a parking lot. Got his reading glasses on though.
Portia and Ellen with matching haircuts.
Eric Stonestreet in Australia.
Ariana Grande is all smiles as the world finds out she is going to duet with Chris Brown. Nickelodeon cannot be happy.
Greta Gerwig in Berlin.
Gwen Stefani must be due any day.
Gwen looks great.
ReplyDeletehey Ariana, are you hot or cold? Tank top and pants - okay, but UGG boots? It is 80 fucking degrees in L A. You look like a fucking tool.
Love Eric Stonestreet!
ReplyDeleteWhatserpickle Milian looks adorable! Pretty colour on her.
Bella Thorne is gorgeous
Low blow with Lindsay Vonn, Ent. There is a BIG difference between walking a red carpet in heels and rocketing down a mountain at 75 miles per hour.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse +1. Welcome back! Haven't seen you since you tucked us all in for Grammy night.
DeleteI was just thinking the same thing! Being red carpet ready is much different than being Olympic ready!
DeletePortia and Ellen never seem to act normal in photos - they always go out of their way to look 'happy happy'. #Weird.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Ben but I admire his ability to stay married to boring Jennifer.
Bella is gorgeous.
WTF is Christina's date wearing (aside from the shirt that goes with Alba's pants)?!
Ew - put it away Hoff.
Gwen is amazing. She must be the coolest mum.
Ill give Hasselhoff credit (we share a birthday but not the exact day). For all his fucking up and his age he doesn't look half bad there.
ReplyDeleteGwen looks so fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI thought Lindsay Vonn was Tamra Barney for a moment there ... #HousewivesOverload
ReplyDeleteloathe Lindsey Vonn
ReplyDeleteVonn's shoes are referred to in the fashion industry as ankle breakers...they absolutely just kill
ReplyDeleteJen and Ben look good together. I like christina milians old hair better but the new cut doesnt look aweful.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kristin. I couldn't take all the craziness that was happening here. Had to take a break.
ReplyDeleteGreta, I love you. But that dress is not flattering.
ReplyDeleteGreta looks weird here
ReplyDeleteAgree low blow on Lindsey Vonn. There was a shot of her last week. Massive scar on her knee and on crutches and heels. There is every reason to believe she handed the sticks off to pose.
ReplyDeleteSave the snark for those deserving.
God, lay off Vonn, you hags. Your legs have to be perfectly healthy to compete in downhill. I know! The slightest knee buckle in a turn, you lose your edge carve and bam! You are just gone, at 70-80MPH.
ReplyDeleteMy racing instructor got fed up one day when all us squirts were wanting to train downhill, took up to the top at Alpental, dumped us off on Eliminator (double diamond run) and watched us clumsily hop-turn and side-slip our way down. "Every downhill course is as steep as that. Do you think you're ready?"
D'you want Vonn to end up like Ulrika Maier? Caught a bad edge and crashed flat-out dead right in front of her young daughter. Yeah, Vonn can prance around in heels all she wants, she's got nothing to prove.
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ReplyDeleteB Profane you so crazy!
ReplyDeleteI have zero opinion on Vonn but have always wondered why he's so snarky about her. Probably Tiger related.
ReplyDeleteAriana, if you had anything to be proud of is not doing a duet with Brown.
ReplyDeleteThe Enty ghosty hags think that Vonn is a gold digger boinking Tiger for his money, which is just hatefully insane. As if a woman with the balls to ride two strips of fiberglass at freeway speeds would be so shallow.
ReplyDeleteVonn's hair color is horrible against that background.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to school Greta Gerwig's stylist. That dress is NOT flattering at all!
ReplyDeleteI don't see the gorgeous in the Bella person, but each to their own. She's cute, but not pretty. Gwen does look gorgeous though.
ReplyDeletePoor Greta, she doesn't even look like herself in that horrid dress
ReplyDeleteI have a girl crush on Gwen. She looks gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI bet Vonn kicks off those shoes the second she's out of sight! Injuries are no fun, especially if you're athletic. Athletes are used to pain.
ReplyDelete+1 for a new stylist for Greta and also, can someone tell her to stand up straight? She looks like she's been living under a small bridge....
ReplyDeleteWant Gwen to have the MOST gorgeous girl!
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ReplyDeleteWhy is Eric Stonestreet in these photos? What is Enty trying to tell us?
ReplyDelete@PotPourri, Gwen's having a boy
ReplyDelete^^^ My first clicky! :-D
ReplyDeleteGrande - Someone tell that broad she needs to be in yoga pants, not sweats.
ReplyDeleteMilian
Preggo Gwen - if she wasn't pregnant, then I would go w/ Garner.