Since i dont drink, and havent since im like 21 or so, i can objectively see how much booze is a part of everyone's life. Its really a surpriseingly lot. And i dont drink because it makes me sick-migraine, vomiting-not because im holier than anyone. Dont get high, just ill.
Back in the day, that's exactly what we did! Depending on the day of the week, a bar would have a special and that's what we'd drink:
Mug Monday at Trax (beer), Twofer Highballs Tuesdays at Snappers (for realz, that was the name), Wing / Margarita Wednesdays at BJs (again, actual name), etc etc
Rob, you are doing great. I'm proud of you, keep your chin up. Your hard work will pay off, plus you're working very hard on the sock business. You've got a lot going on, dont be too hard on yourself!
ENTY! GODDAMMIT MAN! GET YOURSELF SOME HELP!!!! CALL A THERAPIST,FIND A GOOD MEETING,DRY OUT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? YOURE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF DRINKING LIKE YOU DO.PLEASE. PLEASE. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. YOU NEED HELP. PLEASE CALL SOMEONE. READ SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF. PRAY.WHATEVER YOU NEED. JUST SEEK HELP AND STOP DRINKING!!!!! YOURE A GOOD PERSON, FIND YOUR CENTER,MAKE A CHANGE, PLEASE.
What you need us a 12-step program and a sponsor :)
ReplyDeleteI hear Steve-O is available.
ReplyDeleteSsh....
ReplyDeleteOT: Is it just me or does this February not seem all that K-free?
ReplyDeleteDena, uh, yeah! Duh! These bogus ks are awful.
DeleteI don't drink any more but when I did i was very fond of Bacardi dark rum and coke
ReplyDeleteKris loves white wine, but I prefer beer.
ReplyDeletePot of the month club.
ReplyDeleteAlright alright alright!
#istandwithRay
DeleteThat's the spirit!
DeleteI smoked pot once and ate a whole box of oatmeal cream pies. I never smoked again. It was fun while it lasted though!
DeleteOh Bruce, every comment you make is magic.
Delete#teambruce
#teamMM
#teamsugar
#teamnicetomeetyoumichaelh
$teamraynicolet!
DeleteOops-I messed that up! #teamraynicolet!
DeletePorn star of the month club.
ReplyDeleteEndorsed by Charlie Sheen
Slurpee of the month club FTW!
ReplyDeleteSince i dont drink, and havent since im like 21 or so, i can objectively see how much booze is a part of everyone's life. Its really a surpriseingly lot. And i dont drink because it makes me sick-migraine, vomiting-not because im holier than anyone. Dont get high, just ill.
ReplyDeleteAll you need is rum!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sober so let's not get into this.
ReplyDeleteScott, I'm proud of you. It was embarrassing that time in Vegas you were trying to cram money into the waiter's mouth.
DeleteYou live and you learn. That's what my father used to say. I'm not proud of myself but I'm working hard to be a better person.
DeleteBack in the day, that's exactly what we did! Depending on the day of the week, a bar would have a special and that's what we'd drink:
ReplyDeleteMug Monday at Trax (beer), Twofer Highballs Tuesdays at Snappers (for realz, that was the name), Wing / Margarita Wednesdays at BJs (again, actual name), etc etc
Now I'm a wino or a Tanqueray 10 lady.
I don't smoke or drink anymore because I literally need to focus on my health right now. I'm so unhealthy and I just can't quit eating.
ReplyDeleteGet it together, Rob! You're embarrassing all of us!
DeleteRob, you are doing great. I'm proud of you, keep your chin up. Your hard work will pay off, plus you're working very hard on the sock business. You've got a lot going on, dont be too hard on yourself!
DeleteOh, I wish you were Rob Kardashian, Rob Kardashian. That is a very sad but raw place to be.
DeleteI'm not sure what you mean, @TalksTooMuch. I really am Rob Kardashian. It is a sad place to be, especially when you are in a fame whoring family.
DeleteAlso, my hair is falling out.
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Definitely liquor over wine!
ReplyDeleteI'd join a slurpee of the month club for sure... Or edible of the month... ;)
ReplyDeleteCoffee of the month!
ReplyDeleteSocks of the month
ReplyDelete#socks
#teamsocks
#amidoingthisrightray
Bubble gum vodka and red bull
ReplyDeleteENTY! GODDAMMIT MAN! GET YOURSELF SOME HELP!!!! CALL A THERAPIST,FIND A GOOD MEETING,DRY OUT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? YOURE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF DRINKING LIKE YOU DO.PLEASE. PLEASE. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. YOU NEED HELP. PLEASE CALL SOMEONE. READ SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF. PRAY.WHATEVER YOU NEED. JUST SEEK HELP AND STOP DRINKING!!!!! YOURE A GOOD PERSON, FIND YOUR CENTER,MAKE A CHANGE, PLEASE.
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