Travel Tip: Texas does not serve alcohol on Sunday before noon...I will rather fly an extra 5 hours and drink cheap airline wine than sit in an airport sober..
There is nothing quite like the feeling of being told by the check-in lady that you're a day late for your flight because you're not sure what day it is when you're on vacation.
A few weeks ago, I was detained and sent back from Heathrow...thank god I chose not to bring the little minis with me...finding the vibrator I am sure was tragic enough for immigration
My last flight to NYC - there and back - the airline stewards and stewardess gave us free mini bottles on the flight. Apparently we were just as funny as we thought we were!
@Lurker Girl, I go there a few times a year to see my family. We all are originally from the Midwest. And I am the last holdout!! My parents, sister and nephews live near the Green Vally Ranch. I can't wait to leave 10* behind!!!!
Wow..I'm pretty hard core but I think I keep it to a dull roar for the AM flights. Now, that being said, IF you put fruit juice in it, it then becomes a breakfast drink and thus less pathetic. (See how us alcoholics do that?)
Loves it. 2 Xanax and and a Bloody Mary makes any flight better!
ReplyDeleteI will be doing that on Friday DTW- LAS !!!
ReplyDeleteORD-LAS on Friday too! CDAN party anyone??
ReplyDeleteNo judgment from me.
ReplyDeleteDay drunk at the airport bar is the best!!
ReplyDeleteIt is good stuff!
ReplyDeleteNever did the am airport drinking, I always scheduled later flights :-P
ReplyDeleteToo many good scripts in this world for that.
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ReplyDeleteTexas does not serve alcohol on Sunday before noon...I will rather fly an extra 5 hours and drink cheap airline wine than sit in an airport sober..
There is nothing quite like the feeling of being told by the check-in lady that you're a day late for your flight because you're not sure what day it is when you're on vacation.
ReplyDeleteNote: those little mini liquor bottles are fine in your carry-on.
ReplyDeleteSure made my last flight better. That, and all the painkillers I was on LOL.
A few weeks ago, I was detained and sent back from Heathrow...thank god I chose not to bring the little minis with me...finding the vibrator I am sure was tragic enough for immigration
ReplyDelete@AsileM what is taking you to Sin City? Me = Work, but there is always time to play..lol
ReplyDeleteI love how they talk me into super sizing my drink order for only a dollar more. Of course, it doesn't take much convincing.
ReplyDeleteMy last flight to NYC - there and back - the airline stewards and stewardess gave us free mini bottles on the flight. Apparently we were just as funny as we thought we were!
ReplyDeleteI only fly private.
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@Lurker Girl, I go there a few times a year to see my family. We all are originally from the Midwest. And I am the last holdout!! My parents, sister and nephews live near the Green Vally Ranch. I can't wait to leave 10* behind!!!!
ReplyDeleteI always smoke pot on the drive to the airport, when leaving on vacation, so no need to drink.
ReplyDeleteGetting drunk with a bunch of losers at 8 am holds no allure for me at all.
ReplyDeleteOnce again tho, i find myself agreeing with count. Must be something in the water.......
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ReplyDeleteEmbrace the Dark Side, Liddy. SFW
ReplyDeleteIt is all fun and games til you miss your flight due to the drinking at said bar and then they cut you off. Damn Calgary airport!
ReplyDeleteWas Selener with ya, Enty? She had a bad time with that vodka at the airport last week...where is her family, BTW?
ReplyDeleteWow..I'm pretty hard core but I think I keep it to a dull roar for the AM flights. Now, that being said, IF you put fruit juice in it, it then becomes a breakfast drink and thus less pathetic. (See how us alcoholics do that?)
ReplyDeleteXanax, Xanax, Xanax- I never fly without it, even if It's a super early flight.
ReplyDeleteThe night before an early flight I was out really late doing shots with these guys 20 years younger than me. Huge mistake. Even xanax won't fix that.
thats me. so self indulgent. no regard at all for the dehydrating effects of ETOH on the skin...
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