Which actor is more worried about his looks than he lets on? A recent secret lower face-lift has helped him show off a more distinguished jawline .
WHICH married New York chef is having an affair with a much younger woman? . . .
WHICH fashion icon sends out a scout to all locations and vacation spots he visits to check out the furniture, and make adjustments — including sawing down table legs — to make them the right height? . . .
WHICH newly single actor has been celebrating his freedom with wild nights out on Ecstasy? . . .
WHICH top model had her boobs fixed by a plastic surgeon after she was overlooked for a modeling job for high-end lingerie firm La Perla?
Blah, blah, blah....please give us something interesting!
ReplyDeleteO/T: I've now made coffee twice, the 1st time I forgot to add coffee, The 2nd the pot. Please excuse my crankiness.
ReplyDeleteThere, there, @Cleo. I have done both more times than I care to admit. :)
Delete1) Hugh Jackman
ReplyDelete2) Dunno - don't 'do' chefs
3) Marc Jacobs
4) um ... dunno
5) Miranda Kerr (luke-warm guess based on her being dumped by Victoria's Secret and David Jones; she probably didn't get this gig based on her reputation of being 'difficult' but she most likely interpreted it as being for a physical reason)
4. Orlando Bloom
Delete2 Bobby flay.
DeleteThe 3rd bi would be funny as hell if it were kanye west. Lol
ReplyDeleteOkay, so for 4) I'm going to go with Jason London
ReplyDeleteI like this guess.
Delete#1 - Did Jonah Hill have a couple chins removed?
ReplyDeleteNo idea about the first, but the model sounds like Kerr to me.
ReplyDeleteShe posted a pic on her twitter lately shot by Testino she wrote and her boobs looked bigger.
If I wanted to read NY Post blinds, wouldn't I go to...erm...the NY Post? When did CDaN become a gossip round up and book PR site?
ReplyDeleteBlog, dammit, BLOG!
@ Sprink +1
Delete@Enties: There are tons of peeps that read this site and don’t actually comment. Yes, I’m a rambling bitch, but I don’t comment often enough to earn my own troll, which means that you’re faking my comments to misrepresent reader interest. Newsflash: You are severely deficient in clicks/comments because your posts SUCK BALLS!
Why not post current celeb news/activities/random fuck-ups and let us eat it up? Sure beats the drivel you’ve been cranking out lately.
This place is horrible anymore.
Don't think #1 is Jonah. "Worried about his looks" implies worried about losing them.
ReplyDeleteI'm going for Brad Pitt for No1. He's been messing with his face in various ways over the last few years, think he'd try surgery eventually. Not that he needs it, but I reckon he definitely cares about his looks/aging but doesn't want people to know he does.
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt for #1. He was looking pretty rough until just recently.
ReplyDeleteit's Monday this just hurts my head
ReplyDeleteBobby Flay for #2
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt was looking haggard for the last year or so, now just looks puffy and bloated. bummer, he was so hot for so many years. Oh well, time to pass the torch on, brad-
ReplyDeleteBrad is a vain guy...he was always used to being the best looking growing up, but has never really taken care of himself & it is showing
ReplyDeleteKerr was trying to get LaPerla so she could "show" everyone but the girl is getting old for a model & she has a difficult reputation...at this point she should just marry a billionaire before she ends up like Naomi...high class ho treated like sh*t
+1000000000 originalCDAN
ReplyDeleteThis was a great site years ago..new peeps now every 12months or so but back in the day it was great
ReplyDelete1. Brad Pitt
2. Anthony Bourdain
3. i don't know
4. Taye Diggs
5. Miranda Kerr
yeah @rosie & @origionalcdan! who are all these new readers anyway?!?
ReplyDelete#glorydays
I've said it before, just like your local hangout bar people come and go. Some are welcome additions/departures. There are also a lot of oldies who have come out of the shadows to grace us with their witty comments. Hooray to them.
ReplyDeleteIf they play nicely it's great to read their comments. And most do. IMHO
NY Post / Page Six is a joke.
ReplyDelete@Cleo - two words: Keurig brewer. Easy peesy lemon squeezy.
ReplyDelete#1 Tom Cruise had a thread lift a few years ago to tighten the jawline. He’s probably had the real thing done now.
ReplyDeletePitt
ReplyDeleteFlay
Jacobs
Diggs
Kerr
The NYC chef is either Flay or Batali. Both are total pigs. Flay has been married, like, 90 times.
ReplyDelete1. No idea.
ReplyDelete2. I was going to say Bobby Flay but Bourdain is a good guess. Who would sleep with Batali? Hope it's not Eric Ripert.
3. I'm thinking this is a height challenged designer based in New York. Still got nothing.
4. No Idea.
5. Like everyone else I'm thinking Kerr.
#1 Johnny Depp
ReplyDeleteAs much as it pains me to suggest this: perhaps Colin Firth. I saw his pic recently and the jowls he'd been developing seem to be gone. I STILL LOVE HIM THOUGH
ReplyDeleteFor #1, I meant. Dammit.
ReplyDelete