Justin Bieber Grilled By Customs For Five Hours
Have you ever been asked by US Customs to step inside a room? There you are just standing in the line of hundreds with everyone else and when you get to the front of the line, they do a lot of punching in the computer and look at your passport a few times and shake their heads and then keep punching in a million key strokes. Finally they look up at you and ask you to step into a little side room so someone can talk to you about a little issue. Your mind starts racing about what you might have done to deserve it or if your elementary school library finally reported that book you never returned.
That little room can take five minutes or in Justin Bieber's case it can take five hours. While he was pulled from his private jet yesterday afternoon outside New York City, the rest of the passengers and crew watched as customs officials checked every inch of the plane for drug residue after smelling pot inside the aircraft. I bet it smelled like pot and I bet they had been smoking before they took off, but even they can go without for the hour it takes to fly from Toronto to New York. Customs officials finally let Justin inside the country but my guess is he will only leave the country again if it is really important or some country is having a half price hooker sale.
Hi haters!
ReplyDeleteShove a jagged broomstick up your cunt, you ficking fat assed witch.
ReplyDeleteWorking out gives you endorphins, which make you happy. And help with your massive problem. Give it a try!
DeleteI bet Justin just has pot scented candles in his plane, so he can try to work himself into a cavity check everytime he lands int he US.
ReplyDeletesuch a baller coughing up that 1 hour private plane ride
ReplyDeleteThey knew coming in from Canada they were going to be searched, so either one of his paid possey ate any residue or like enty said they just smoked up a storm before they got on the plane
I just really hope these parents who are paying for his concert tickets pull their wallets and don't pay for his lifestyle any longer. Those tweeners can't afford the tickets on their own. No income no asshole.
For POT? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteFor an illegal drug smuggled over the border? Seriously. I've been a daily smoker for almost 15 years (excluding pregnancy) but come on. Don't bring your illegal drugs into another country. Not to mention Biebs has admitted to using other illegal drugs. They look for pot and turn up coke and ecstasy, more's the better.
DeleteJustin's an amateur. A Lord, like me, would never have to deal with such nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI dislike the little twerp but pot?
ReplyDeleteThe dude that had drugs on/near him when Beibs house was raided picked up 3 felony charges, 2 for drug possession and 1 for destroying the prison phone.
ReplyDeleteYep, for pot. Guys, it's still against Federal law. And where there's weed, lots of time there's other stuff, too. (C'mon, it's Policing 101!)
ReplyDeleteIf you have even a blemish on your record, or you have a record, chances are you'll get the hustle at customs. Myself, my friends, have all been detained for hours, for cross border shopping, and when our only crime were the brutal hangovers we were carrying after going hog wild on cheap American booze.
ReplyDeleteThe Biebs record was highlighted because he's a douche that breaks laws in every country he entres - he'll even have more of a hassle next time he tries to go the UK where they are worse than the US custom guards.
Soon he'll be banned from many countries - bye bye career and he's how old?
*hey, Toronto readers, can you pls do something about your mayor? He's now skanking up the West.
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ReplyDeleteMy ego is my drug.
ReplyDeleteBetween Rob Ford (who got ticketed in Toronto for jaywalking) and Justin Bieber in his terrible twos, I don't know whom to dislike more.
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ReplyDeleteGotta think Lil Dickhhead knew he would be detained for questioning and a search of the plane and luggage and that there would be lots of media about it. All part of Scooter's master plan to turn the litle shit into one bad-ass mofo'n gansta rap dude who will fucking kill you you mutherfuckin' nobody if you EVER look at me again where's my fuckin' bitches at I want my sippy cup of sizzurp get that vulva away from my dick.
ReplyDeleteHis mother really should have had more children, so the outside influences wouldn't have such a hold on him. Insulate and Isolate, I always say. There is no better insulation than a bevy of siblings to enforce your will on a meal ticket.
ReplyDeleteIf his mother had more children, wouldn't we be looking at the Canadian equivalent of the Lohans?
DeleteUm Steph, he was ticketed in Burnaby (just outside of Vancouver), not Toronto.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like the petition worked!!! Their looking for reasons to deport him to "Canadia"!
ReplyDelete@surfer: Oops, yes. I think I was thinking Toronto mayor when I wrote that.
ReplyDeleteBuh bye!
ReplyDeleteDaddy 's in the plane toking right along with the boys Mommy wherever she is apologizes to the world for the minster she created.
ReplyDelete*Monster*
ReplyDelete"Have you ever been asked by US Customs to step inside a room?"
ReplyDeleteYep. Got strip searched, too. Unpleasant in the extreme.
I knew this was going to happen and it's going to happen every time he crosses the US Canada border if it wasn't already because didn't they find drugs on his tour bus prior to this latest garbage.
ReplyDeleteGood times.
Yes, pot -- and he got off easy. He's lucky it was the United States. Paul McCartney was held 9 days in Japan on a pot bust and faced seven years of hard labor. Bieber is fucking stupid and easily could find himself locked up in some foreign nation's prison system.
ReplyDeleteAccording to the show Border Security which follows the Canadian border agents on the BC -Washington border and Vancouver airport you can't even bring in medical marijuana. This guy come in with a suitcase full of bud and products made with marijuana from the US and they confiscated it all.
ReplyDelete@msgirl.....yeah, pot. Its the excuse to fire a warning shot over his bow. Get your act together, Biebs, or its going to get a lot more serious. After all, he's not like Lohan.........he's a citizen from another country. The US can deport him.
ReplyDeletelets all calm the fuck down on "Pot" being a drug. this "Hearstian" thinking is sooooo 1930s. its nearly 100 years later. some of the brightest people i have ever met are stoners and productive as hell too. perhaps focus on the big pharm and the drugs they push, all are 1000 times more damaging than the tree
ReplyDeleteTell that to the cops as their puttin bracelets on ya. I agree with you, but the reality is it is against the law.
ReplyDeleteBieber is fucking stupid and easily could find himself locked up in some foreign nation's prison system.
ReplyDelete*fingers crossed*
Hell, if nothing else, don't fly internationally into NY with weed. Go to maybe California or Washington first, then go to NY. (Preferably don't fly with any at all.) NY is getting insane with their Stop and Frisk policy; and getting caught with any weed at all means a trip downtown.
ReplyDeleteTeterboro is in NJ, though it is operated by the NJ/NY Port Authority. I don't know if they fly commercial planes out of their, just private and charter.
ReplyDeleteA judge ordered NYC make changes to Stop & Frisk, which the Bloomberg (thank god he's gone) Administration fought. New mayor DeBlasio promised reforms to the program during his campaign.
They were using Stop & Frisk to pad their #s on target crimes. Frisk a known junkie, bring him in for possession, then wait him out until the withdrawals kick in and have him narc on someone for dealing drugs or guns, so he doesn't have to go back to Rikers. I seen the 2nd act play out while I was in a holding cell for a 5year old seat belt ticket.
And since this is a Beiber post, did y'all see the pic of him sucking on a stripper's titty with his buddy. It is on TMZ.
ReplyDeleteEasy solution. Fly into Denver International from now on. Clear customs & head home.
ReplyDelete@LazyDay: Customs is Federal, not State, so that plan won't work.
ReplyDeleteI wish the title of this blind happened in a literal sense..
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