It is probably right up there with Miley Cyrus presenting at the Academy Awards which she did in 2010. I bet you forgot about that didn't you? Lucky for everyone involved it was pre-twerking. Even though she is much more famous now than she was in 2010 I don't think the Academy would have her back now because they would be scared she would do something to upset the stuffy decorum of the telecast. The complete list of presenters was released yesterday and I don't have a problem with anyone except Jessica Biel. I'm not sure why they chose to include her unless they are hoping that she will walk the red carpet with Justin Timberlake. Considering how much time they have spent apart in the past few months though it is probably a crap shoot whether he turns up. Does he play a show that night? Jessica barely acts any longer because no one will give her a role because she is such an awful actress. Even when she was acting all of the time, her roles were small. Perhaps the Academy decided they would start having someone recap the Razzie Awards from the previous night and thought Jessica would be the perfect fit. The complete list of presenters is below.
- Amy Adams
- Kristen Bell
- Jessica Biel
- Jim Carrey
- Glenn Close
- Bradley Cooper
- Penélope Cruz
- Benedict Cumberbatch
- Viola Davis
- Daniel Day-Lewis
- Robert De Niro
- Zac Efron
- Sally Field
- Harrison Ford
- Jamie Foxx
- Andrew Garfield
- Jennifer Garner
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Anne Hathaway
- Goldie Hawn
- Chris Hemsworth
- Kate Hudson
- Samuel L. Jackson
- Angelina Jolie
- Michael B. Jordan
- Anna Kendrick
- Jennifer Lawrence
- Matthew McConaughey
- Ewan McGregor
- Bill Murray
- Kim Novak
- Tyler Perry
- Brad Pitt
- Sidney Poitier
- Gabourey Sidibe
- Will Smith
- Kevin Spacey
- Jason Sudeikis
- Channing Tatum
- Charlize Theron
- John Travolta
- Christoph Waltz
- Kerry Washington
- Emma Watson
- Naomi Watts
Why Zac Efron,? Is he big in the movies? I hate stunt casting.
ReplyDeleteMeh, I never watch it. There's usually a Law and Order rerun on that's more interesting. (Or Fraser).
ReplyDeleteI thought Zac Efron was supposedly in rehab?
ReplyDeleteI hate Jessica Biel too enty. I just do not get it. I don't even think she's attractive. Mary Camden was a whiny lil bitch.
ReplyDeleteThe same could be said for Kristen Stewart, yet they had her present 2 years in a row. After last year when she was a disaster they probably wont anymore.
ReplyDeleteShe had one hell of a management team to get her that gig
ReplyDeleteJessica, change out of that hid dress then we'll talk about shakin ya tits!
ReplyDeleteWho's hosting?
ReplyDeleteI never watch either. I'll hang for the red carpet, but the show itself is so boring and self-congratulatory, I'll wait until the next and just catch the clips. Though I might watch just to see Thor in a suit and hear Cumberbatch speak.
I do agree Biel is boring (I thought there were rumours she's pregnant?), but it seems like she didn't renew her Random Photos contract so now she gets a snark post, too. Make it a win!
My stars, I'm excited! It will be hard to contain it until Sunday...
ReplyDeleteBiel.. presenting.. uff... must go buy some wine and hide the car
ReplyDeleteJeez look at the length of that list. Award shows = one long yawn whilst watching luvvies pay themselves on the back. Best to catch up on the winners in the paper the day after.
ReplyDeletePay/pat whatever.
DeleteEllen Degeneres is hosting.
ReplyDeleteYou can just watch 7 minutes of clips the following day and know everything that happened during the four hours of the show.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather spend that time watching old movies with people who could actually act instead of being famous for getting magazine covers.
I'm hitting up the after parties to see the ladies shake ther tits.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jessica isn't the best actress in the history of cinema, maybe not even in the top 50,000,000, but she has a nice butt so I say let her present!
ReplyDeleteI thought she was supposed to be pregnant. Is this like the big reveal?! At the Oscars?! Have we stooped that low?! In what universe will Jessica Biel ever even be nominated. Geez.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was supposed to be pregnant. Is this like the big reveal?! At the Oscars?! Have we stooped that low?! In what universe will Jessica Biel ever even be nominated. Geez.
ReplyDeleteWell and if or zacs in rehab he prolly did a 3 week out patience in Utah somewhere and he's better? Who knows tbh
ReplyDeleteI hope Jessica trys to cut Meryl Streep in the bathroom line and she gets bitch slapped for it.
ReplyDeleteM: Chris Hemsworth
ReplyDeleteF: Channing Tatum
K: John Travolta
M: Chris Hemsworth
ReplyDeleteF: Chris Hemsworth
K: Chris Hemsworth so I can keep him forever
@KhloeK, +1
DeleteI hope they put Goldie and Kim Novak together.
ReplyDeleteDo you think they pay them all the same, pay them scale or their management negotiates a fee for each? Or do they do it for free? H'wd? Do you know?
Oh damb VIP, now we're all going to play.
ReplyDeleteM: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
F: Matthew McConaughey
K: Chris Hemsworth
Why the hell are killing Chris Hemsworth?! Hes hot as hell.
Delete@Kels- he's all yours. Something about him irritates me.
DeleteBrody talked about her butt the whole time we watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I might watch the Oscars to see if Matthew McConaghey wins the Oscar. He should!
ReplyDeleteI kept talking about her butt because that's where I hit it from! She used to be hot
DeleteM: JGL
ReplyDeleteF: Cumberbatch
K: Travolta
She is awful. And her face looks like a man.
ReplyDelete@VIP Lay off my beloved, be-wiggled lumpy seabeast.
ReplyDelete@Wiglet
DeleteOh Brody. She did have a nice caboose!
ReplyDeleteHI Bruce!
DeleteM - Jennifer Lawrence
ReplyDeleteF - Penélope Cruz
K - Benedict Cumberbatch
M: Whoopi
ReplyDeleteF:Daniel Day Lewis
K: Will Smith
I guess I would:
ReplyDeleteF: Brad Pitt if he had a ten year time machine
M: Bill Murray
K: Bradley Cooper
Jessica says she doesn't get any roles because she is sooooo beautiful.
ReplyDeleteM: Joseph Gordon Levit
F: Ewan McGregor
K: Jessica Biel
why???
ReplyDeleteHi Rob!
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with her dress? She is literally wearing a giant vagina.
ReplyDeleteSo much for the pregnant rumor
ReplyDelete@MISCH unless she tries to hijack the Oscars with a Beyoncé-mic-drop reveal. She'd totally try.
DeleteM. Matthew McConaughey (Sorry not sorry)
ReplyDeleteF. John Travolta (In his time machine circa Urban Cowboy, again, Sorry not Sorry) :)
K. Benedict Cumberwhatever
F: Thor
ReplyDeleteM: JGL
K: Matthew M.
Then fuck Thor again.
M. Christopher Waltz
ReplyDeleteF. Ewan McGregor (dat accent! Swoon!)
K. Bradley Cooper
Looking at that list, i have zero idea how these peeps are chosen. Esp biel! When is the last time she even made a movie?!
ReplyDeleteLurker for 4+ years, first time poster. Really hoping Ang is wasted again this year.
ReplyDeleteF: Pitt
M: Pitt
K: Coop
Two w/ Scientology ties (Travolta and Will Smith)? Apparently, the "Church" still has friends in Hollywood. I mean, when was Travolta relevant?
ReplyDeleteOh, and Tyler Perry?
Clearly Michelle Pfieffer should have hired Biel's people to get that Oscar nom.
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ReplyDeletemarry fuck kill
ReplyDeleteangie AND brad if they present together i die!
ReplyDeletehope for a good old goldie hawn moment, hopefully she had a drink
and gabourneyyyyyy!!!! yes
I bet AnnE will bring up her own win while she is presenting. She won't be able to resist.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Jennifer Garner always present awards, she is so boring.
Most of these people haven't had a hit in years.
Hey MovingOn!
ReplyDeleteI see Kim Novak, Sidney Poitier and a bunch of people I couldn't care less about.
ReplyDeleteYay hey MovingOn!
ReplyDeleteI might watch to see what Bill Murray does, especially if a tribute is done for Harold Ramus.
ReplyDelete@Henriette, agree that Bill is introducing a segment honoring Harold Ramis. His public statement was short but very meaningful. This will be tough for him, I suspect.
DeleteSidibe? Who's doing her dress, Omar? Gag me. She's an offense to the eyes.
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ReplyDeleteA few names gave me pause other than Biel. In no specific order:
ReplyDeleteEfron
Jennifer Garner
Kristen Bell
Sidney Poitier and Kim Novak are from another generation.
Tyler Perry? His Madea movies make money so I guess that's why he's there.
I don't really care though. I watch the red carpet on E! and turn to something else when the actual award show begins.
I may be tempted to watch Access Hollywood's Red Carpet show where Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir will be working.
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