I feel like every weekend there has been some huge award show or some other event and this weekend I can finally relax and catch up on a million hours of television. There is just so much programming that it never seems like you can watch it all and then you end up spending eight hours watching Legends Of The Hidden Temple and decide it is just as riveting as an hour of OITNB. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend with news and blinds and reveals and if you want to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
#1 - This very recently married B list celebrity/former athlete forgot to tell his new wife that he slept with her sister before he started dating the sister he eventually married.
#2 - This A list reality daughter needs rehab in the worst possible way. She has no supervision and is a mess that has not even looked at a school book in months and is more concerned with getting high than anything else. Her parents don't even pretend to care.
#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.
#4 - This former almost A list television actress had sex in the VIP bathroom of a huge sporting event with her husband. The A list name recognition actress stayed inside for twenty minutes after her husband emerged because she didn't want anyone to know. Oh, people know.
3=Teri Hatcher
ReplyDeleteI thought of her immediately, lol
DeleteI was thinking Eva Longoria because she's always in Mexico these days with her Mexican TV boyfriend.
Delete2. Kylie Jenner
ReplyDelete3 and 4 are not really "bad" behavior
ReplyDeleteHow I wish #3 was Tina Fey.
ReplyDeleteThe only former athlete who I know was recently married is nnamdi asogmugha.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Michael Jordan?
DeleteIt's T.O.
DeleteDerek, Enty is so old school in some ways, or maybe it's just a means to create gossip where there really isn't any.
ReplyDelete3. Longoria
ReplyDeleteWait, who had sex in VIP's bathroom?
ReplyDeleteWas #4 at Sochi?
ReplyDeleteSporting event could have been the Super Bowl.
ReplyDeleteProbably the Super Bowl Merlin
ReplyDeletegood blinds...no guesses
ReplyDeleteI assume the "huge sporting event" in #4 is the Super Bowl
Jinx
ReplyDeleteEddie Albert - Edward Albert Heimberger
ReplyDeleteRobert Alda - Alphonso Giuseppe Giovanni Roberto D'Abruzzo
Jane Alexander - Jane Quigley
Jason Alexander - Jay Scott Greenspan
Woody Allen - Allen Konigsberg
Don Ameche - Dominic Felix Amici
Julie Andrews - Julia Elizabeth Wells
Ann Margret - Ann-Margret Olsson
Beatrice Arthur - Bernice Frankel
Ed Asner - Yitzak Edward Asner
Fred Astaire - Frederick Austerlitz
B Back to Top
Lauren Bacall - Betty Joan Perske
Anne Bancroft - Anne Italiano
John Barrymore - John Sidney Blyth
Warren Beatty - Henry Warren Beatty
Bonnie Bedelia - Bonnie Culkin
Pat Benatar - Patricia Andrejewski
Tony Bennett - Anthony Dominick Benedetto
Jack Benny - Benjamin Kubelsky
Robbie Benson - Robert Segal
Ingmar Bergman - Ernst Ingmar Bergman
Milton Berle - Mendel Berlinger
Irving Berlin - Israel Baline
Joey Bishop - Joseph Abraham Gottlieb
Robert Blake - Michael James Vijencio Gubitosi
Jon Bon jovi - John Francis Bongiovi
Bono - Paul Hewson
Sonny Bono - Salvatore Bono
Pat Boone - Charles Eugene Boone
Victor Borge - Borge Rosenbaum
Chef Boyardee - Hector Boiardi
David Bowie - David Jones
Max Brand - Frederick Schiller Faust
Beau Bridges - Lloyd Vernet Bridges III
Charles Bronson - Charles Buchinsky
Albert Brooks - Albert Einstein
Mel Brooks - Melvin Kaminsky
Yul Brynner - Taidje Kahn, Jr.
George Burns - Nathan Birnbaum
Ellen Burstyn - Edna Rae Gillooly
Richard Burton - Richard Jenkins
C Back to Top
Nicolas Cage - Nicolas Coppola
Michael Caine - Maurice Micklewhite
Maria Callas - Maria Anna Sophia Cecilia Kalogeropoulos
Dyan Cannon - Samile Diane Friesen
Kate Capshaw - Kathleen Sue Nail
Vikki Carr - Florencia Bisenta de Casillas Martinez Cardona
Diahann Carroll - Carol Diahann Johnson
Ray Charles - Ray Charles Robinson
Charo - Maria Rosaria Pilar Martinez Molina Baeza
Chevy Chase - Cornelius Crane Chase
Chubby Checker - Ernest Evans
Cher - Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre
Eric Clapton - Eric Clap
Patsey Cline - Virginia Patterson Hensley
Lee J. Cobb - Leo Jacoby
Perry Como - Pierino Como
Bert Convy - Bernard Whalen Patrick Convy
Alice Cooper - Vincent Damon Furnier
David Copperfield - David Kotkin
Howard Cosell - Howard William Cohen
Elvis Costello - Declan Patrick McManus
Joan Crawford - Lucille Le Sueur
Bing Crosby - Harry Lillis Crosby
Tom Cruise - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Tony Curtis - Bernard Schwartz
D Back to Top
Rodney Dangerfield - Jacob Cohen
Doris Day - Doris Kappelhoff
Sandra Dee - Alexandra Zuck
John Denver - Henry John Deutschendorf, Jr.
Bo Derek - Mary Cathleen Collins Derek
Danny DeVito - Daniel Michaeli
Susan Dey - Susan Smith
Marlene Dietrich - Maria von Losch
Phyllis Diller - Phyllis Driver
Kirk Douglas - Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Mike Douglas - Michael Delaney Dowd, Jr.
Patty Duke - Anna Marie Duke
Faye Dunaway - Dorothy Faye Dunaway
Bob Dylan - Robert Zimmerman
E Back to Top
Sheena Easton - Sheena Shirley Orr
Buddy Ebsen - Christian Ebsen, Jr.
Barbara Eden - Barbara Huffman
Edge - David Evans
Mama Cass Elliot - Ellen Naomi Cohen
Elvira - Cassandra Peterson
Werner Erhard - Jack Rosenberg
Dale Evans - Francis Octavia Smith
Chad Everett - Raymond Lee Cramton
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Douglas Fairbanks - Julius Ullman
Morgan Fairchild - Patsy Ann McClenny
Mia Farrow - Maria de Lourdes Villiers Farrow
Farrah Fawcett - Mary Farrah Fawcett
Sally Field - Sally Mahoney
W.C. Fields - William Claude Dukenfield
Dame Margot Fonteyn - Margaret Hookham
Glenn Ford - Gwllyn Samuel Newton Ford
John Forsythe - John Freund
Jodie Foster - Alicia Christian Foster
Michael J. Fox - Michael Andrew Fox
Redd Foxx - John Elroy Sanford
Anthony Franciosa - Anthony Papaleo
Connie Francis - Concetta Franconero
Carlton Fredericks - Harold Casper Frederick Kaplan
Fresh Prince - Will Smith
CUCKOO CUCKOO
ReplyDeleteGreta Garbo - Greta Gustafson
ReplyDeleteAva Gardner - Lucy Johnson
Judy Garland - Frances Gumm
James Garner - James Baumgarner
Crystal Gayle - Brenda Gail Webb Gatzimos
Boy George - George Alan O'Dowd
Barry Gibb - Douglas Gibb
Whoopi Goldberg - Caryn Johnson
Cary Grant - Archibald Alexander Leach
Lee Grant - Lyova Haskell Rosenthal
Peter Graves - Peter Arness
Joel Grey - Joel Katz
Robert Guillaume - Robert Williams
H Back to Top
Buddy Hackett - Leonard Hacker
Halston - Roy Halston Frowick
Hammer - Stanley Kirk Hacker Burrell
Rex Harrison - Reginald Carey Harrison
Laurence Harvey - Laruschka Mischa Skikne
Helen Hayes - Helen Brown
Margaux Hemingway - Margot Hemmingway
Audrey Hepburn - Audrey Hepburn-Ruston
Pee Wee Herman - Paul Rubenfeld
Barbara Hershey - Barbara Herzstine
William Holden - William Beedle
Billie Holiday - Eleanora Fagan
Bob Hope - Leslie Townes Hope
Harry Houdini - Ehrich Weiss
Rock Hudson - Roy Scherer, Jr.
Engelbert Humperdinck - Arnold Dorsey
Mary Beth Hurt - Mary Supinger
Lauren Hutton - Mary Laurence Hutton
I Back to Top
Billy Idol - William Broad
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Wolfman Jack - Robert Smith
Elton John - Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Don Johnson - Donald Wayne
Al Jolson - Asa Yoelson
Tom Jones - Thomas Jones Woodward
Louis Jourdan - Louis Gendre
K Back to Top
Boris Karloff - William Henry Pratt
Danny Kaye - David Kaminsky
Diane Keaton - Diane Hall
Michael Keaton - Michael Douglas
Chaka Khan - Yvette Stevens
Larry King - Larry Zeigler
Ben Kingsley - Krishna Banji
Nastassia Kinski - Nastassja Naksynznki
Ted Knight - Tadeus Wladyslaw Konopka
Kreskin - George Joseph Kresge Jr.
L Back to Top
Cheryl Ladd - Cheryl Stoppelmoor
Bert Lahr - Irving Lahrheim
Ann Landers - Esther "Eppie" Pauline Friedman Lederer
Michael Landon - Eugene Michael Orowitz
Stan Laurel - Arthur Stanley Jefferson Laurel
Piper Laurie - Rosetta Jacobs
Steve Lawrence - Sidney Leibowitz
Bruce Lee - Lee Jun Fan
Gypsy Rose Lee - Louise Hovick
Peggy Lee - Norma Egstrom
Spike Lee - Shelton Jackson Lee
Huey Lewis - Hugh Cregg
Jerry Lewis - Joseph Levitch
Shari Lewis - Shari Hurwitz
Liberace - Wladziu Valentino Liberace
Hal Linden - Hal Lipshitz
Meat Loaf - Marvin Lee Aday
Sophia Loren - Sophia Sciccoloni
Peter Lorre - Laszlo Loewenstein
Myrna Loy - Myrna Williams
Bela Lugosi - Bela Ferenc Blasko
M Back to Top
Andie MacDowell - Rose Anderson MacDowell
Shirley MacLaine - Shirley Beaty
Madonna - Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone
Lee Majors - Harvey Lee Yeary II
Karl Malden - Mladen Sekulovich
Jayne Mansfield - Vera Jane Palmer
Fredric March - Frederick Bickel
Dean Martin - Dino Crocetti
Chico Marx - Leonard Marx
Groucho Marx - Julius Henry Marx
Harpo Marx - Arthur Marx
Zeppo Marx - Herbert Marx
Walter Matthau - Walter Matuschanskayasky
Ethel Merman - Ethel Zimmerman
Paul McCartney - James Paul McCartney
Steve McQueen - Terence Stephen McQueen
George Michael - Georgious Panayiotou
Joni Mitchell - Roberta Joan Anderson Mitchell
Marilyn Monroe - Norma Jean Mortenson Baker
Yves Montand - Ivo Livi
Demi Moore - Demi Gynes
Rita Moreno - Rosita Dolores Alverio
Pat Morita - Noriyuki Morita
Zero Mostel - Samuel Joel Mostel
N Back to Top
Ricky Nelson - Eric Hilliard Nelson
Mike Nichols - Michael Igor Peschkowsky
Stevie Nicks - Stephanie Nicks
Chuck Norris - Carlos Ray
Kim Novak - Marilyn Paul Novak
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Annie Oakley - Phoebe Anne Moses
Hugh O'Brian - Hugh J. Krampe
Tony Orlando - Michael Anthony Orlando Cassavitis
Peter O'Toole - Seamus O'Toole
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Jack Palance - Walter Jack Palanuik
Jane Pauley - Margaret Jane Pauley
Minnie Pearl - Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon
Gregory Peck - Eldred Gregory Peck
Bernadette Peters - Bernadette Lazarra
Christopher Pike - Kevin McFadden
Stephanie Powers - Stefania Federkiewicz
Paula Prentiss - Paula Ragusa
Priscilla Presley - Pricilla Wagner Beaulieu
William Proxmire - Edward William Proxmire
HMmm Alyssa Milano and hubby were at the Super Bowl
ReplyDeleteCanopener=MassiveG
ReplyDelete#3 - Jennifer Garner was at the Super Bowl. Presumably Ben was too...
ReplyDeleteThe same day the celebs at the Super Bowl photos were circulating Enty posted a photo of Ben. It said something like Ben in the same clothes he'd been wearing for two days. I assumed in LA and thought he's up to his old shannanigans while Jen was at the game.
Deleteoh yeah! I remember that pic. Darn. Back to the drawing board!
DeleteOh gee, she's back...how slag tastic
ReplyDelete1. Baron Davies/Koreans Brewster
ReplyDeleteFor #1, maybe Ryan Sweeting - tennis player - looks like he hasn't done much since 2011. Kaley has a sister named Briana who was on The Voice.
ReplyDeleteDamn spellcheck, I wrote Jordana.
ReplyDelete#2 is NOT Kendall or Kylie!
ReplyDeleteShe's baaaaaack....
ReplyDelete#4 - AnnaLynne McCord
Good for #4!
ReplyDelete#2 is no one in our family, I can tell you that. My 2 youngest sisters were busted with fake ID's by my mom. You didn't even want to be in the neighborhood for that conversation. Hell, I didn't even want to be in the same country.
ReplyDeleteOh hell they aren't married.
ReplyDeletesandybrook=poor, pitiful, innocent, naive...fool. Thinking you've been around here long enough to make a STUNNING DISCOVERY and share it with your cdan family. Please go back to the kiddie pool until you have something that actually contributes to the topic. Your embarrassing arrogance is showing! xoxo
ReplyDeleteIt aint Nmanmdi, he loves bears. Well, Eagles who are bears.
ReplyDeleteKerry Washington doesn't have a sister...
ReplyDelete@bunni, fantastic auto correct!
ReplyDeleteAhh I wouldn't wanna upset a psychopath canopener. Go take your meds.
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ReplyDelete@sandybrook, am I wrong or did you just suggest canopener commit suicide? Because as annoying as she is, that to me is just wrong.
DeleteI said it is heading for the abyss and is a psychopath.
ReplyDeleteThen why the "pull the trigger" comment that is now gone?
Deletelol @jessi, was thinking of Tina Fey for 3, however unlikely.
ReplyDeleteTelling someone to pull a trigger on themselves is all kinds of wrong. Sandybrook, I'm really disappointed in you. You're becoming far more annoying than the Kardashian trolls.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Go easy. Please don't urge anyone to "pull the trigger"
ReplyDeleteThis is just harmless fun. Maybe not so fun...but definitely harmless.
Here Ill delete that then no problem
ReplyDelete1=sweating..cuokoo.
ReplyDelete2=Kylie jenner..mamma don't care unless she making her money...ex.. rob.
3=Eva Longoria dating Mexican TV millionaire would give her access to the Mexican president and she doesn't act only produces.
4=Alyssa Milano
Miss Mess wouldn't hurt herself. She is way more calculated in her trolling than y'all think.
ReplyDeleteAnd really, all of this could have been avoided if she received her signed Amber Tamblyn book.
You're just full of hoping that you get your sex chat buddy back - all the best with that ;) and lol at the book comment.
DeleteI miss the original annanonymous. She was pure amazing, every day in every way. Sigh, she must have whelped her fictitious pregnancy by now. How time flies.
#2 is NOT Kylie Jenner! Leave my family outta this!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2014/02/07/terrell-owens-wife-divorce-rachel-snider/
ReplyDeleteTerrell Owens?
Why are we censoring a silly comment directed to canopener? It's a gossip site, where off handed comments are tossed, yeesh. Taking selves way too seriously.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
Sorry K-Krew but Kylie was on instagram the other day with Lil Za in Beiber's kitchen. If she's supervised, then Mama has very poor judgement. Nevermind, forgot who I was talking about.
ReplyDeleteDa fuq did you do Sandybrook?
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing about trolls: you can't pick and choose, more's the pity
ReplyDeleteAlthough I've never heard any other reality family be referred to as A list, and Kylie is probably the only "student" as she is under 18, isn't it supposed to be K-free February?
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ReplyDeleteSandybrook didn't do anything wrong...just don't feed the trolls.
ReplyDeleteaww fuck Kym's back
ReplyDelete#2 just makes me sad.
ReplyDelete1.T.O
ReplyDelete2.Scout or Talulah
3.
4JLH, Alyssa Mint Milano
Amber Tamblyn.... My kingdom for an autographed Amber Tamblyn book bearing horse! And I have been nearly sleepless waiting for the rest of those radio shows... It's enough to make a girl give up, write that goodbye note, and go ahead and end it all...
ReplyDeleteBut the final nail in the coffin, if you will, is that if sandybrook wants me dead, then who am I to disappoint him? I just want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted! I had no idea that my silly, annoying, disgusting, gross, cuckoo, disturbing little comments were causing you to have violent thoughts and fantasies. I just want you to know that I love you, I support you, and I'll always be here for you. #ISUPPORTSANDYBROOK
ReplyDeleteBut................................
ReplyDeletein the end,the very,very,very end,
I know that your extreme reaction was just the result of the huge emotional toll my postings have taken on your mental health and well-being.
And I want you to know that I KNOW you really DON'T want me to leave my cerebellum in tiny pieces on the wall for someone to have to remove with an ice scraper. So, let me assure you that I'LL NEVER EVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVE YOU.
#TEAMSANDYBROOK
it wouldnt be just your cerebellum. stop using big words that you dont know the meaning of. it doesnt do anything for you :(
ReplyDeletehows that sand in your vag doing?
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ReplyDeleteI admit, I'm a bad shot. I'll spend more time at the gun range so I can get the stem, hypothalamus, cerebrum, medulla, pituitary gland, pons, and midbrain. Can't blame a girl for trying, though! And my pussy's sandbox is getting smoother--I think it's the finer grit sandpaper that my Home Depot guy turned me on to. I'll keep you updated! xoxo
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ReplyDeleteAnd, although I might not say it enough, I really do sincerely appreciate your constructive criticism re: my lack of aim, and your relentless interest and concern re: my vagina. I love my CDAN family!!!
ReplyDeleteI just heard a drunken Ukrainian tried to hijack a plane earlier today. Isn't that redundant? Only Ukies I met that aren't drunks are 90 years old or stoners. I do love how them people hate Russians though. #ColdWarAintOva
ReplyDeleteMiss Mess: Dontcha change a thing, doll. Maybe spread the cheeks next time you send me an ass pic. Other than that, yer gold.
The next one is always better than the first one I didn't send! Checked out that chaturbate link. Intrigued... Tell me what channel you're on...
ReplyDeleteGod have mercy on the soul of anyone who impersonated my cherry, smooth, Snow White ass.
ReplyDeleteMy dear, adorable, profound, charitable, and selfless rot:
ReplyDeleteI want you to know that your 1st grade writing skills have no bearing on the profound influence you have in regards to my lack of knowledge in the area of neuroscience.
@Miss Mess: I don't have a channel. I have thought of putting an ad on Craigslist for a chick to do BDSM cam shows on there. Just tell her that I'll set her up an account and she can have all the tips, and use my affiliate link to sing her up. Once she gets to $200 in payout, I would get $50.
ReplyDeleteI would where a Machine costume of course, so my identity would be protected.
And just when I thought I'd finally moved on, mended the broken pieces of my heart, and believed that I might learn to love again...you had to go and get PIMP on me. Have you no mercy?!? I thought what we had was real. Here. On CDAN. Now I just feel like some cheap anonymous poster on a public website. Nothing but a pawn in your diabolical, sex fueled escapades. But anyway, my heart is where the hard-on is. What are you
ReplyDeletegetting me for V-Day?
I'm no PIMP, just a dude with a stiff dick and empty wallet. If I didn't love younger (than me) pussy so damn much, I'd catch a nice divorcee w/ decent job and phat alimony check. But the heart wants what the heat wants, right?
ReplyDeleteV-Day gifts? I'm a charmer, I got this.
A white rose,
2 clothes pins,
Dominoes pizza w/ bacon and jalapenos,
inflatable butt plug,
2 bottles of champagne,
an electric bark collar,
some dark Russian chocolate (the candy not a variety of BBC),
a card
9" of dick.
I'm gonna have to fuck you 3-4 times to give you 9". Don't worry though, I'll bring a compressor to pump that plug enough that you'll be as tight as on prom night.
I do have an idea for Maraschino Cherries and Cannoli Cream, but we will save that for another time. V-Day is all about you.
Now if you wanna negotiate, you gimme a rim job and prostate massage for my present, I'll give you what you really want. $49.99 obo means it can be had for $15-25 (SFW & AMAZING one happens to be for sale)
ReplyDeleteYou are a GOD.
ReplyDeleteWe will own the night.
P.S. Will you read to me while I'm down there?
SWOON
I'll try. Bring a book or magazine.
ReplyDelete