A year after her sex tape was released, Farrah Abraham is still cashing in big on royalties which means people are still spending a lot of money to watch her have sex. According to
TMZ, the former Teen Mom pulled in just under $100K for the most recent quarter in royalty sales. That is a whole lot of money for a video made a year ago. Most big name porn stars don't even make that much money in a year and that is working every week filming scene after scene. That is why celebrity sex tapes continue to be sold and why a lot of celebrities see it as not just a trick to stay famous but also to make a ton of money. Considering how much money Farrah is making from each of these videos you would think she would be embracing it instead of pretending it never existed. I think we all wish it never existed but it does. Farrah has been burning through her royalty money almost as fast as it comes in and in a year or so when the money finally stops rolling in she is going to probably be forced to film several others or drastically reduce the amount of money she spends. Oh, or get one of those rich guys she dates to marry her. Would you want to be the one to marry her?
I haven't seen it, but I loved the clip of her saying it was a sex tape only, then admitted there was a camera man, and then back pedaling. She must be good at porn, because it looks like all these other skills just passed her right by
ReplyDeleteOh I would looove to marry this Joe Camel looking bitch.
ReplyDelete#areucrazy
Hey Khloe, have you heard from Scott?
DeleteThis girl is not marriage material if she is neglecting her kid to star in porno movies. Unbelievable, her parents are probably horrified.
Hey Jenner. I had a terrible hangover. Thank God for Blowfish hangover remedy
DeleteOh, hope you're feeling better. We're grilling at the house tonight if you all wanna come over. Unless you all have special plans.
Deleteoh man her cry face is so annoying LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna burn for this, but is that her O-face? LOL
ReplyDeleteWell, we all keep paying attention to her so we ask get what we deserve, right??
ReplyDeleteShe has delusions of grandeur ... either shortly before or after making the tape, she was pictured driving in a rental car looking at houses in the $3m range ... nothing ever became of that.
ReplyDeleteShe's nothing but gutter scum.
Why pay for porn when you can get it for free?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I hate this trick and all she stands or, I despise this post for perpetuating the 'Who will marry her?' BS. Like that's the ultimate definition of a person.
ReplyDeleteWhat century is this again?
Lib, right? Aniston too; paps just cant stop until shes married. If she wanted to be married, she wld be! It isnt her purpose in life!
DeleteAre we STILL talking about Teen Mom?
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On her way to being a drug additct prostitute stripper
ReplyDeleteSTOP calling this a sex tape! She made a PORNO. Period.
ReplyDelete@Hollywood Dime, that was my first thought, too! It's not a sex tape when you have a cameraman, professional lighting, and well-known PORN START James Deen getting paid for bareback.
DeleteUh, that would be PORN STAR
DeleteSoooo, I watched a clip of her latest where it begins with a terrible blowjob, later she's on a swing & clearly she doesn't know how best to use the contraption. Okay, I also watched the first vid clip too. I blame Gawker for the link!
ReplyDeleteBoth freakin awkward, there is no bf/gf chemistry, just emotionless paid to *uck standard garbage.
Shameless. People are weird animals.
She got royalties??? I guess it is nice to have a name already when you get into porn. No porn whores get royalties unless they direct or produce. It is usually a $1000 check for a lifetime of shame and work place discrimination.
ReplyDeleteFarrah is a lovely girl with many fine qualities.
ReplyDeleteHave you all seen my beautiful Kendall's runway photos? Aren't her little boobies adorable? She wants implants, but I keep telling her she got the Jenner ass, so her boobs are proportionate. I'm not letting her get them until after her first sex tape comes out. Her little girls made the Daily Mail.
ReplyDeleteOnce the world gets a look at her vajayjay getting out of a limo, the sky will be the limit for her. Mama's little girl is all grown up and ready to earn!
According to reports her deal for the first porn was that whatever material was produced in that one session belongs to Vivid, and they can release as many different vids as they can assemble from that footage. That means she got no additional money for this week's "sequel."
ReplyDeleteNotice that Steve Hirsch, from Vivid, calls it straight-up porn, and her a porn performer, and that costar James Deen was calling it ordinary porn from the very beginning.
So when Farrah tearfully claimed the reason she keeps pretending it was a s"leaked sex tape" is that she signed some contract, you know she's still lying: There's nobody she'd have signed such a contract with who isn't wide open about porn being porn.
I'll also say it: I find her an excellent porn performer. She's very attractive and engaging, and performs with enthusiasm and personality. She's obviously a liar and dumber than a bag of hair, but she's a quality porn-chick.
does anyone else think that BD-Farrah and Meryl the ice dancer look like sisters?
ReplyDeleteOnly clicked on this to request no more Teen Moms. Back to lurking.
ReplyDeleteLibby, I think what Enty is implying is that she has no discernible talents outside of lying and fucking on camera (and she's not very good at either of those) and that's what SHE'S hoping for. She does have delusions of granduer and she will never go back to a "menial" job so she's on the hunt for someone of means which will assure her she can live in the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed.
ReplyDelete@JAS: Of the 44 Fundamental Laws of Porn, the first one is the most important, usually referred to as FLOP #1.
ReplyDelete#1: whores lie
#2: male performers have NO stroke value
#3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much)
#4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
#5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
#6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
#7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
#8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
#9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
#10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
#11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
#12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
#13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
#14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot
#15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
#16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
#17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter
#18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months
#19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes
#20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
Fundamental Laws of Porn continued:
ReplyDelete#21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie
#22: if an act is described as “her first timeâ€, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#24: squirt is pee (see #10)
#25: every whore has a price
#26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
#28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow
#29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency’; 10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency
#30: when a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes
#31: not all attention whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention whores
#32: if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche
#33: girls turn 18 every day
#34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
#35: for every whore that leaves, two will take her place
#36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunitiesâ€
#37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum
#38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting
#39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquestâ€, “Private Gladiatorâ€) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang?
#40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum
#41: if the male talent is taking a long time to cum, edit it out; no one wants to see 60+ seconds of a guy desperately stroking himself off (and moaning) while the female talent mentally composes her shopping list (see #29)
#42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (see Eva Angelina)
#43: whores can't do porn forever; sometimes you have to grow up and move on
#44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares
wow - you've put a lot of thought into this
DeleteI thought her porn was boring as hell.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of money for a porn star who isn't even very good looking.
ReplyDeleteI cant believe there's a list like that on the Internet for @Count to copy and paste here for us.
ReplyDelete+1 million @sandybrook!!
ReplyDelete<a href='http://www.blogger.com/profile/09036731366271264842">sandybrook</a>, have you <i>seen</i> the Internet?
ReplyDeleteI do think her celeb porn (I am using the term very loosely) benefits from the curiosity factor. To quote Zack and Miri Make a Porno;
ReplyDeleteZack "Everybody wants to see anybody f*#k. I hate Rosie O'Donnell but if somebody told me they had a video of her getting f*#ked stupid I'd be like 'why aren't we watching that right now?' "
I too see Farrah's end game is trying to hook a rich husband, oh, wanting to stay in the public eye, but that goes without saying!
Yes...but before or after taxes?
ReplyDelete#29 always makes me lol.
ReplyDeleteCount, I love u, and JAS, sorry man, have you seen her face, creepy bolt ons and heard the annoying 'yeah baby, oh baby' during the whole movie? No way she attractive. Agree she does seem enthusiastic though, but even for the porn world she is beasty looking.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Shit You Can't Buy, on this the loneliest day of the year, I'll take all the love I can get.
ReplyDeleteI do have to disagree with you about Backdoor Farrah though. As long as you can avoid the Bizarro-world Madusa effect (look at her face and she turns you in to a wet noodle) her hindquarters are quite enticing. NSFW
Really count, really? You find that anatomical display sexual? It looks like it belongs in greys anatamy! Disgusting
DeleteLast night she kept going on and on about having given up something extremely important to her, and that she signed a contract.
ReplyDeleteDid she give away her daughter?
I agree Renoblondie - her porn totally sucks.. I'm almost embarrassed to say I actually looked it up on pornhub.. as much as I loved James Deen, I actually dislike him a little for accepting money to do her. She'd be way below my make believe porn career professional standards
ReplyDelete*renoblondee .. I think my phone actually autocorrected that one
ReplyDeleteYou betta get to Lenscrafters if you think this bitch is attractive. I guess being a straight up whore is enough to overcome the painful ugliness? Even plastic surgery couldn't fix that hot mess!
ReplyDelete@888, plastic surgery is more affordable than when you looked into it last time. I hear they even have payment plans - like a layaway nose! You should check it out. No need to hide under a sheet anymore!
DeletePaint Chips, her daughter isn't important to her, the 4 year old is "living her own life". I'm thinking a designer purse or some other materialistic piece of swag is what's really important to this skank.
ReplyDeleteI love you, @7!! :)
ReplyDelete@Meanie :D
Delete@Liddy: I don't expect you to find it attractive, just like I wouldn't be thrilled to see balls and man ass.
ReplyDeleteIm just trying to understand hiw that is sexy to a man. Its true, balls and a man's ass are not pretty to look at. But oh the joy they can bring, lol
DeleteAUNT LIDDY!
DeleteBahahahaha!
@Liddy: It is how we are wired. If I didn't find female hindquarters attractive, I would have a hard time keeping my face down there for extended periods of time, to orally please a broad.
ReplyDeleteOMG Aunt Liddy! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAww Seven, you're hilarious! When are you going to take your show on the road?? All of us here at the Klan meeting had a good laugh. But now I've got to get to the ER to get some salve for that sick burn you laid on me!
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