Sunday, February 16, 2014

Charlie Sheen Is Getting Married Again

Fourth time is the charm for Charlie Sheen. At least when it comes to marriages. Not content with destroying three marriages with his antics and abuse, Charlie has decided he wants to part with more of money when the inevitable divorce comes around again. I think his girlfriend and soon to be wife might be pregnant which gives me the same type feeling as another Jenelle Evans pregnancy. I can't believe the guy is idiotic enough to marry again. You might be saying to yourself that his girlfriend is the one who is an idiot but how is she an idiot other than having sex with Charlie Sheen? She has sex with strangers for money as it is and really had no future other than strip clubs and finding an owner who might want to marry her. She is going to be an instant millionaire now and if she is pregnant will be a multi-millionaire. Plus, the guy probably passes out most nights. As long as she wears a bulletproof vest she should be ok.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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  1. Anonymous8:02 AM

    "Finding an owner"????

    Would you say the same about any woman marrying a rich guy?

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    1. Anonymous9:22 AM

      A strip club owner

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  2. Anonymous8:02 AM

    "Finding an owner"????

    Would you say the same about any woman marrying a rich guy?

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  3. Anonymous8:02 AM

    "Finding an owner"????

    Would you say the same about any woman marrying a rich guy?

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  4. Anonymous8:02 AM

    "Finding an owner"????

    Would you say the same about any woman marrying a rich guy?

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  5. AsileM8:04 AM

    God bless 'em! I love me some Carlos. The higher the better!

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  6. Barton Fink8:05 AM

    For a prostitute, Sheen must be the golden ticket. Three minutes of sex whenever he gets an ounce of cocaine, and then you can sponge off him for months?

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  7. Alabama8:05 AM

    Strip club owner....chill out

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  8. sirchancealot8:05 AM

    I think he meant an owner of a strip club.

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  9. sandybrook8:06 AM

    hes got money to burn and he spends plenty on strippers anyway. So let the money train roll.

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  10. Meg8:09 AM

    I interpret "owner" as strip club owner. That's the best outlook for strippers aging out of the big $.

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  11. SecretTorture - "ST"8:15 AM

    He's marrying her because she's 1) Already pregnant or 2) She promises to never get pregnant or leave. Either way, she'll be carrying his child and receiving a house next door and 5 figure child support checks every month. Congrats, Charlie!

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  12. Brody Jenner8:15 AM

    My dad has been married the same number of times as Charlie Sheen?!

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  13. Rosie riveter8:16 AM

    The photo I saw of him on another site showed him all bloated up, ala coke bloat. Also, a really terrible tattoo. Youd think with his money he could afford a decent artist.
    He's gona be a goner within the next cpl years. Id say it was sad if I knew for sure the creepy blinds about him and underage were false. If true, eh, To Hell You Go. And make it fast. chop chop

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  14. Count Jerkula8:18 AM

    Charlie is old and has enough kids. I would hope he'd get a vasectomy and not tell the whores. That way they still work hard, dreaming of the child support checks.

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    1. SecretTorture - "ST"8:21 AM

      We call that the George Clooney method!

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  15. Rosie riveter8:23 AM

    Well good morning fatty. How is the Countwhoreslutcunt today?

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  16. Unknown8:27 AM

    I think he has finally found his true love and I'm sure they will make it for the long haul.

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  17. Count Jerkula8:28 AM

    Rosie Da Pig: I left a question for you in the Ellen Page Whores Herself For Roles reveal from yesterday. Please check it out and give a response. Thank you.

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  18. Anonymous8:31 AM

    Ewwwww!

    I agree with Enty ... in another picture elsewhere, she does indeed look to be pregnant - and I don't think it's just the wind blowing up her kaftan

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  19. Anonymous8:31 AM

    PS: Thank you for confirming, Enty - wasn't sure if it was kosher.

    I Googled images of this Brett Rossi - I'll never be able to unsee what popped up. Don't do it!!!

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  20. Rosie riveter8:34 AM

    Oh Fatty, I don't look back. Unless Ive got time to kill and no kids, you know, little things like work and family. We call it a "contributing member of society"
    I think if you google it you could find the definition? Im pretty sure what it doesn't say is "fat little man who sits behind a computer screen all day degrading women and young girls"
    Hey, do you have to "work" today? If you're gona be around, Ive got all day to fat/drug/penis shame you. Are you down?

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  21. Count Jerkula8:35 AM

    Rosie Da Pig:

    Since you are the moral compass of CDAN, I'd like to ask you this:

    Ellen's biggest role was Juno. Juno came out in 2007. Ellen was 20 in 2007. Ellen was chasing the broad who cast her MONTHS BEFORE casting even began, so figure she was 18-19 when she was willing to trade sexual gratification for fame. In this tale you get your wish, there is a woman victim, but which woman is predatory scum? The mystery female exec, who enjoys the company of barely legal girls who look about 14 years old, or Ellen, a manipulative 18-19 year old, willing to fake a relationship and use her lil whore pussy to get ahead?


    I am quite interested in your answer, or likely non answer, to this question

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  22. Sunny8:37 AM

    I'm starting to feel a Sam and Diane vibe here

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  23. Count Jerkula8:42 AM

    @Sunny: as long as you are picturing me as the smart one and Rosie Da Pig as taking a few too many line drives off the noggin, I'll accept that.

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  24. Unknown8:46 AM

    Charlie is such a hopeless romantic. Despite getting his tender heart broken several times he still tries to find love. Fitting they announced it on valentines day weekend.

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  25. Rosie riveter8:50 AM

    What does this have to do with you calling women whores and cunts? Why would I care what women do who are of age CountFatty? I am not the moral police. Only with gross men who feel they can disrespect women at their every whim. Oh, and I never said I didn't hate men. I actually find men like you repulsive. I wouldn't say hate, because I never love/like them enough to hate them. But I have no tolerance for gross men who degrade women, while at the same time receiving services/ masturbating to the very same women. Yes, I think you are really gross. Yes, I think men like you are a waste of space.
    But as far as your question, Im pretty sure I don't give a shit. Especially when its women.

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  26. Beetlejuice8:53 AM

    Someone's obsessed with the Count...

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    1. Unknown8:54 AM

      +1 Ray - and we're all along for the ride.

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    2. portlandgirl10:08 AM

      Ha ha!

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    3. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!11:00 AM

      @Ray, they need to get a room already, right?

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    4. Jennabean3:07 PM

      I'm late to the party but yea this is gettin old.

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  27. steph8:53 AM

    Gosh darnit to heck.

    I've been doing this wrong. Here I was, spending my $ on this week's $400M+ jackpot, when all I had to do was get knocked up by a rich celeb.

    I need MIchael K's Gold-Digger's Academy lessons pronto.

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    1. Anonymous9:09 AM

      @Steph - You have a $400m jackpot?!!! OMG that's incredible! The highest the NZ Lottery is "allowed" to go is $30m before it becomes 'must be won' - sounds like pocket change in comparison! $400m would certainly enable an early retirement.

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  28. Rosie riveter8:55 AM

    Time for my question, Fatty.
    Did your hatred of women begin with your mom? And what about the obsession with underage tight buttholes? Is there a connection at all? Ok, Ill get to the real question.
    When mommy made you eat her asshole, how old were you?

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  29. surfer8:58 AM

    No kidding Ray. Can't believe these two are still carrying on (well really, it's only one of them).

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  30. FrenchGirl8:59 AM

    The Enty of the day is moralist and misogynist in same time
    You need your overdose of bacon and hangover ?

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  31. Rosie riveter9:00 AM

    well settle in, CDANers, if I have the time and access to type, Ill probly give him a shout out every time he calls women whores and cunts. Don't like it? scroll past the comments. or.
    grab your popcorn.

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  32. Count Jerkula9:02 AM

    OK Rosie Da Pig, as long as you admit you hate men more than you care about women, I'm set.

    Add to that you say you are a hypocrite by only getting up in arms when it is Older Man/Younger Woman and you make my point for me.

    Top it all off with you thinking I actually care what you think about me, and you show you are a world class moron. The only time you enter my mind is when I see your comments and I think, "How can I troll this pathetic twunce?" Then I make you dance at the end of the strings. You may be a shit human being, but yer a great HucklePig.

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  33. fontlover9:05 AM

    CHARLIE NEEDS TO STFU AND SIT DOWN. TRUCKIN WITH GOLD DIGGERS AIN'T A LIFE. FIND ONE TOP SHELF WOMAN NOT DRUG MULES!!!!!

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  34. PghGirl9:06 AM

    Whenever I hear her name (brett rossi) I get a visual of Brett Sommers from Match Game. I loved that show.

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  35. PghGirl9:08 AM

    Oh...whats a 'twunce'?

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    1. Unknown9:13 AM

      Hopefully the count will respond but I always thought a conjunction of twat and dunce.

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    2. PghGirl9:36 AM

      Ahh. Thanks texas rose. Guess im behind on my sailor speak. I generally stick to the classics. Lol

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  36. Lucas9:11 AM

    Can the two of you get a room and hate-fuck it out? The whole thing is tiresome.

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    1. Sherry10:13 AM

      Thank you Lucas. I like both posters individually but the online fight makes me wanna bang my head against the wall. And yet, AND YET, I can't stop myself from reading the posts.

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    2. AndyCane11:20 AM

      Team Lucas

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  37. Rosie riveter9:12 AM

    Oh Count, You are avoiding again. Ive heard meth will cause the synapsis to not work well. so try really hard to stay focused, ok?
    Whore=Fatty
    Cunt=tinypenis

    One of these days you will be desensitized to the words you find hurtful. just as whore and cunt are derogatory so are fat and tiny penis. Because (although true) should they really be said? No, not really. But by all means, carry on. Theyre just words right? ok Fatty, you win.

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  38. skippy9:13 AM

    Isn't it a bit early on a Sunday morning for the vitriole?

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  39. surfer9:16 AM

    @Skippy - Rosie is bored, and decided to start this up again.

    Honestly, enough already.

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  40. Rosie riveter9:18 AM

    Oh Lucas, your as spineless and douchey as Ray and texas rose. Do you have a whore/cunt/bitch in your life too? It would make sense if so...because it would explain why you support language like that...which one is it? Maybe your moms a whore too? Hey, do you have a daughter? CountFatty asked me to send him pics of mine, since youre all so supportive of him, send in the pics. Otherwise stfu. Don't like it? Take a seat. Or grab the popcorn, son.

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    1. Beetlejuice9:21 AM

      #teamcount
      #teamlucas

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    2. Unknown9:27 AM

      OK Rosie - this started by you trolling Count and trying to keep this going. Now you are started to just sound like a wackjob ranter. Just drop it. Complaining about language on a snarky gossip site is not only a losing battle but hypocritical as well. Waiting for someone to post and then trying to battle them is the definition of trolling someone. Make your point and move on.

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    3. NapAssasin10:06 AM

      #teamtexas you sexy bitch

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    4. TalksTooMuch10:21 AM

      Hey, what did Lucas ever do??

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    5. Lucas10:32 AM

      @Rosie - sweetie, you are setting lesbians back DECADES with all this nonsense. And that comes from someone whose best friends are a lesbian couple. I don't use the word whore, and only use cunt sparingly (some people deserve it, and it is a very fun word during sexy times). My mother is a proper catholic lady, and I don't have daughters - thank goodness. I also tirelessly (and, on this site, pointlessly) stick up for people who are picked on because of their weight, size, etc. That you choose to attack me baselessly (and displaying an obvious ignorance to what I am about and have always been about on this site) says a lot about you.

      So I hope you find something more productive to do with your day and you find a way to channel your hostility in a positive manner. Because baiting Count isn't it. He is never going to change, or back down, or be even remotely apologetic. So at this point you two are just whipping your dicks out and trying to establish whose is bigger. Which none of us want to see, by the way.

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    6. Unknown10:36 AM

      @Lucas : PREACH

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  41. Seven of Eleven9:24 AM

    Good morni - {backs slowly out of the post}

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    1. Kristin Wigs10:17 AM

      @seven I love you for that. There is an @Kristin-shaped hole in the wall from my ass hauling outta here.

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  42. Rosie riveter9:25 AM

    surfer, I bring it up every time im on here and see countFatty use those specific terms. I call him out. If you don't see me call him out, im not online. Pretty simple isn't it? How bout you send him pics of your daughter? or stories of your mom, sister, etc who are cunts? or whores? Of course, you could always scroll down, ignore the comment section. wow. Now theres an idea.

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  43. Unknown9:27 AM

    FightFightFight!!!!! Round 3 **dingdingding**
    My money is on Rosie--she is a loud-mouth BITCH but she sure is scrappy

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  44. hollywood dime9:29 AM

    You think the a strip club owner is the best she'd eventually do? Then you are wildly unaware of the former strippers who are news casters, married to studio execs, NFL coaches and owners, TV producers...I mean I could go on. What do you think "former model" is code for? All strippers don't look like "strippers".

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  45. Unknown9:31 AM

    BTW- Count- congrats - you played this just right. As Charlie would say "Winning"!!

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  46. Meanie Rhysie9:38 AM

    Good fucking grief!!!

    #teamcount YUP!!

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  47. Candyland9:40 AM

    @Seven No kidding, right? Here I've been tinkering with the other blinds and the action was over here.

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  48. Unknown9:57 AM

    Yeah you guys just fuck and get it over with. Jesus.

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  49. Hammer_Girl9:58 AM

    Sweet baby Jeebus!! Last week I drop in and there was a psychotic can opener shitting all over the threads, now we got some WWE shit jumping off in here.

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  50. JSierra9:59 AM

    I stand by my hypothesis that this count and Rosie are the same person.

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  51. AsileM10:02 AM

    Ah shucks, I am just jealous! I was never that good looking so no guys (especially rich dudes) would ever look my way! I wish I could just lay on my back or shit out some kids and be taken care of for the rest of my life. No,I have to work for a living! My god I need some attention!

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  52. Count Jerkula10:07 AM

    Thanks for the support all.

    @Texas: Yep, twat+dunce=twunce. Lola asked me to refrain from using twunt so much, and since she is my CDAN crush, I couldn't help but to submit to her wishes.

    Kind of like how Rosie Da Hucklepig responded to my Ellen Page-Lez Whore question. She tried to hide from it, but I showed my dominance, sticking it in her face, so she submitted to my will, like a good sub pig should. If I may continue the question/dick metaphor, the answer she gave was so submissive that I pretty much puke fucked her throat, verbally of course.

    Now that I got what I came for, I'll do what anyone should do with a used up pig, cast it aside and look for something fresh. I certainly won't be responding to her inquiries. She is the submissive one in this dynamic, not me. From now on I will not respond to her, but, if someone else brings her up, I will discuss her as if she is not in the room. That way it will reinforce the fact that she is not my equal and her place is on the floor, with the other pigs.

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  53. Seattle_Strips10:13 AM

    Hollywood dime is right. Lots of smart women out there worked stripping into having their own business, getting a Phd, buying real estate and investments, etc. I know many personally. And Hollywood dime is also correct in saying that you would never have a clue they used to dance. If a women has brains and self-discipline, it can be a way out of poverty (that most were born into). I rarely met girls who did it for 'kicks,' and when I did they never lasted long, because it's damned hard work if you're doing it right.

    And some married very well...Courtney Love was a stripper, remember. But it does make relationships really difficult, in my experience, most men are just too jealous to deal with it.

    There are quite a few who never manage to accumulate much, but that seems to be because they never learned how to manage money, which isn't an unusual trait in people who grew up impoverished, regardless of their career path. One of my best friends who danced with me went on to get her masters, changed course and is now a highly successful financial adviser. She handles my accounts ;)

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  54. auntliddy10:19 AM

    Charlie said this time its love, and i believe him! I hope she has loads of kids, we cant have enough drug/brain damaged children in the world. His twins are not enough, lets add more. And i am in NO way impuning the children, sheen is to blame for reproducing while his sperm are warped from cocaine. I can tell you how this will play out: about a year of "bliss", then gross anti brett tweets, then off to court for child visitation rights and divorce. More nasty tweets, then denise richards is love of my life.

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    1. Unknown10:25 AM

      auntliddy - I wonder how many of Charlie's kids Denise will have to raise.

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  55. Count Jerkula10:25 AM

    @TTM: Likely, he made the mistake of being born with testicles and having an opinion. Not that I think it is a bad combo, but some people in this world do.

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    1. TalksTooMuch10:32 AM

      Not okay! Lucas is very supportive of women alla time on here, and didn't even say anything inflammatory.

      I know you dig this kind of thing, so have fun, big boy

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  56. Sherry10:42 AM

    Lucas has always been supportive of women and very rarely uses derogatory words to describe them. He seems like he'd be cool hanging with the chicks ir bringing them cocktails on the deck while he watches the game. #teamlucas.

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  57. Count Jerkula10:52 AM

    I disagree, Lucas. I think there are a few on here who would like to see my dick. I'm sure mostly to point and laugh, but I bet the Imgur stats on it would be through the roof. LOL.

    Maybe some day I'll post a link titled "My Pecker" and see what happens. *Spoiler Alert* it will be a picture of a chicken.

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    1. Sherry10:55 AM

      Well that took all the mystery from it Count.

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  58. Seven of Eleven10:58 AM

    Whoa, I heard someone was ranking on my CDaN husband Lucas! Step off, whoever you are! Lucas is a great guy who always stands up for women, kids, and fairness. The world would be a better place with more Lucases in it.

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  59. Jason Blue Eyes11:01 AM

    Rosie - Da Fuck? You used to be a commenter who raised some great points in your posts. Now your just like that canopener nutjob who pops up here once every month.

    And going after Lucas? Seriously!? Lucas, you don't need anybody sticking up for you, but we got your back.

    Rosie, call your mom or sister and spend the day with someone pleasant why don'cha? You'll be fucking amazed at how awesome that feels. And if people in your life are as tired of your shit (as most of us are here) then count down the hours until True Detective tonight or I dunno, something.

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  60. Notorious W.i.g.11:10 AM

    I <3 you Count! I just threw my bra on your stage!

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  61. AndyCane11:24 AM

    I have a question...... Why is everyone getting pissed at Rosie but not at Seven Eleven for doing the same thing to 888? Granted 888 comes off as a horrible person but I just thought that was interesting.

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    1. Beetlejuice11:43 AM

      Uh..you only think 888 is horrible? SMH.

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    2. Seven of Eleven11:45 AM

      @AndyCane, I never said one word about or to 888 that she hasn't admitted to being true. 888 is an admitted racist who says all men are cheaters and not to be trusted, everyone who isn't white should go back to their own countries (Asians back to Asia, Africans back to Africa, etc.) so that America can be a "white country like it should be", all black people are either thugs or on welfare, homosexuals are an abomination and should be sent to an island where so they can't breed and will eventually die out. She admits to all of those things without shame and shows no rancor when I call her on it (as I said before, she does seem to have a sense of humor).

      Plus, I'm nice when I insult. :)

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    3. Seven of Eleven11:48 AM

      Oh, and she's an admittedly proud anti-Semite and neo-Nazi who loves "Aryan supermen". I believe she once said something along the lines of "the Jews running Hollywood".

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    4. Unknown11:52 AM

      And I like Seven so there's that too.

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    5. AndyCane1:07 PM

      I like you too, and I completely agree with everything you say to 888. I don't mind calling out shitty people at all, I actually find it quite entertaining. I just find it interesting the response to Rosie calling out Count, when everything she says is just as valid as to what you say about 888. Minus the nice approach about it, maybe that's the difference.

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    6. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!2:59 PM

      @AndyCane, they are not the same. 888 is all the things 7 said. Count is actually a pretty cool dude. And Rosie is nasty & unpleasant in general, not just when it comes to her self-imposed crusade against the Count.

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  62. Count Jerkula11:55 AM

    @Notorius WIG: Should I be checking my inbox? On this lonely Valentine's Day weekend, a photo of a bra may turn my frown upside down ;)

    Thank you.

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    1. Notorious W.i.g.12:22 PM

      Ooh Count, you're gonna get me in trouble! ;)

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  63. rikkitikkitavi11:55 AM

    so didnt know charlie and jaime lynn spears were engaged?!? what up cdan'ers hope everyone is having a good morning!

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  64. skippy11:59 AM

    Bloody hell count just wants to wind everyone up. I bet he is a 300lb man who lives in his parents basement & eats fried mars bars wrapped in bacon.
    @ Derek i love it . I used to say fight fight fight to my kids. They were so shocked they stopped immediately!

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  65. skippy12:02 PM

    Bloody hell count just wants to wind everyone up. I bet he is a 300lb man who lives in his parents basement & eats fried mars bars wrapped in bacon.
    @ Derek i love it . I used to say fight fight fight to my kids. They were so shocked they stopped immediately!

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  66. Unknown12:02 PM

    Lucas is what's great about the commenters here. TeamLucas all the way!

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  67. Rosie riveter12:10 PM

    Lucas, you are confusing my issue here. I have nothing against you at all. You are the type of man I actually really really like, esp since Youre a Washingtonian I believe? But I said you were spineless, just as every other person here who coddles and sucks up to countFattys daily rants against women.
    I don't know how difficult this is to understand? I think that every person here who teehees and blushes to the counts posts are all cowards. So its not just you, don't take it personal. Its everyone, man or woman, who supports that disgusting filth. yes, filth. How bout you ask your lesbian besties to read his shit and then tell me what they think? Im surely not the only one.
    Also, I couldn't care less who agrees with me. Right is right.. Im ok with knowing that at least I have the nads to stick up for all women whenever I can. And Ill continue to do it.
    Grab your popcorn CDANers. I will bring it up every time Im here. Which isn't much, as Ive got a very lovely life to attend to, but when I can, I will be here.

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    1. Beetlejuice12:17 PM

      #teamcount

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    2. Lo Key says stop with the censorship already!3:02 PM

      Rosie, please don't be so delusional as to think you speak for all women. Ever.

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  68. Rosie riveter12:13 PM

    omg hahaha Count, there ARE NOT a few on here who want to see your dick. hhaahahahahaha OMG lol that's awesome

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  69. Count Jerkula12:16 PM

    @Skippy: You forgot 6 ex wives, a fake law degree and a gossip blog. Perpetuate all of Fugazi Enty's MANsogynistic stereotypes in one post if you can ;)

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  70. Rosie riveter12:19 PM

    Yes, Lucas, I agree with the people here who say you usually stick up for women and children- my question is, why not stick up for them when you read posts calling women whores/cunts and also asking for pictures of my kids? where were you then? I don't see anyone sticking up for shit when he says these disgusting things. Why is that?

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  71. Rosie riveter12:19 PM

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  72. Rosie riveter12:22 PM

    Oh Count. I just read the post where you said you wouldn't engage me in any more banter. Ugh. Im gona miss you. You are the funnest fatty and methHead that Ive had the pleasure to debate with. Does this mean Ill never have the answer to my question about what age you were when you were made to tongue your moms asshole? bummer. Id truly be interested when that all started..hence your hatred for women and obsession w buttholes...
    Well Ill miss you. <3 4eva

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  73. Rosie riveter12:25 PM

    *chant*
    Show us the dick
    Show us the dick
    Show us the dick

    #teamSmallPenisallTheWay

    show us the dick
    show us the dick
    show us the dick

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  74. Notorious W.i.g.12:26 PM

    I would screenshot the shit out of a Count dick pic. And a VIP bewb show. (Hi A!)

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  75. feraltart12:42 PM

    Just wanted to lend my support to Lucas & Jason Blue Eyes. You guys read like you are very similar to my husband, who is also a lovely bloke.

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  76. AndyCane1:11 PM

    Ya'll are forgetting FSP, god I love that mans comments

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    1. Seven of Eleven1:46 PM

      FSP is awesome, I agree! And hi, Jason Blue Eyes! :D

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  77. Count Jerkula1:32 PM

    @AndyCane: There is very little validity to what the HucklePig says. It gets bent out of shape when I say "whore" but I only use it when referencing "whores".

    whore
    hôr/
    noun
    derogatory
    noun: whore; plural noun: whores

    1.
    a prostitute.
    a promiscuous woman.

    verb
    verb: whore; 3rd person present: whores; past tense: whored; past participle: whored; gerund or present participle: whoring

    1.
    (of a woman) work as a prostitute.
    "she spent her life whoring for dangerous men"
    synonyms: work as a prostitute, sell one's body, sell oneself, be on the streets

    When a broad or a man (I've called James Deen a whore many times on here) trades sex for money or fame, they are whores. When a chick needs to be papped every day, they are attention whores. When a chick will have sex with someone for Mexican food, then she is a Burrito Whore.

    I don't use "cunt" that much, only special occasions, but some got their panties in a bunch from me referring to Aniston and Kidman as "turbo cunts" in the past. (My stance on Aniston has softened, but I still believe that about Kidman)

    Also, any chance of validity the HucklePig had went up in smoke with her response to the Ellen Page question. That reveal showed the myths that barely legal women can't be opportunists and that only men can be predators are both BS.

    HuckklePig is a hypocrite as well as a pig, and she is just as hate filled as 888. I understand it is socially acceptable around here to hate men, but hating someone for having different genitalia is no better than hating someone for practicing a different religion or having a different skin color.

    tl/dr: I use "whore" properly, HucklePig is a stupid hypocrite.

    Since there is such a demand for it, here is a pic of my short, thick meat. Cut of course.

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      Cool cool buccarroo, you're definitely are a smart dude that stands his ground.

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      I hate technical errors in my comments.

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  78. Count Jerkula1:34 PM

    In re reading the definition, I never use "whore" in reference to a promiscuous woman. Promiscuous women should be praised not shamed.

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    1. TalksTooMuch1:37 PM

      Sometimes you do, count, and I always call you on it. You're usually pretty careful, though

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  79. Lucas1:40 PM

    @Rosie - I don't read or comment every day. And I am not the type to go for sisyphean tasks, like getting the Count to stop being the Count. Or getting the Enties to proofread. I have neither the time nor energy to expend on something. So I usually just scroll past (although I will cop to clicking most of Count's links).

    Enty may not say the word "whore" but he implies the shit out of it ALL. THE. TIME. So even coming to this blog is supporting someone who is actually (depending on which Enty is posting that day) really shitty to women. They are all sleeping with men for money, or roles. And he/she/they have no problem naming the victim of an abuse blind, but never the abuser. And don't even get me started on the whole "I never out anyone, buuuuuut..."

    If you go to a biker bar don't expect to spend your evening singing hymns and testifying. If you come to a gossip blog, especially a low-rent, third rate gossip blog - don't be surprised at what you find. The Enties selectively moderate comments - we have seen that time and time again. But they leave LOADS of stuff in that even I find offensive. So know that while you find the Count repulsive, he is tacitly endorsed by the powers that be around here.

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  80. lucy2:04 PM

    I happen to like the word twunt.

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  81. lutefisk3:01 PM

    I feel like I checked into the Bates Motel.

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  82. Unknown3:11 PM

    I like Count and he makes me laugh sometimes but I am not gonna kiss his ass like some people. I can't stand Rosie ---she is a braggart and a drama queen but she does have a point to a certain extent. I dont find Count offensive etc. nor sexist --I think he is a level-headed guy-- BUT that is her opinion and its not like it is not valid. Sometimes Count says things that make me cringe but so does Rosie.

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  83. Rosie riveter3:16 PM

    Interesting, LowKey, that you call me nasty and unpleasant but count a cool dude? Er. Uhm. Okay. Well, as Lucas pointed out, what should I expect from a third rate gossip site? Intelligence and common sense was asking a little much.
    Again, I could care less what anyone thinks about me as a cyberperson. I have very little time in my day to do an all-dayer here, as I have a *RealLife* with real people. Clearly this is a place for the very simple, with gutter filth celebrated.
    OOpsie, my bad. I shoulda stuck with my own kind for sure. Men and women both, I enjoy good kind funny respectful people. I will continue to point out his wording, time and time again. Every chance I get, I will call attention to it. Then maybe some day people like him(scumbag women too) will realize that words degrading women are just as hurtful as penis shaming and weight shaming. (I find any kind of shaming deplorable, btw)
    My point is: as long as count types the words he does towards women, I will type words shouting out his less attractive qualities.
    Grab the popcorn.

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  84. Unknown3:19 PM

    ---sorry my point was that a lot of people here like to get in the middle and cause more fighting etc. when 2 people are arguing and there are certain people I just really wanna slap cause they are cowards and BORING

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  85. surfer3:28 PM

    LowKey said...

    Rosie, please don't be so delusional as to think you speak for all women. Ever.

    Couldn't agree more, lowkey.

    Earlier, I made a benign comment to Skippy, and Rosie came after ME, calling my family c*unts and whores. Her need to keep it up, lashing out at others, says more about her than it ever could about us, and takes away any credibility she might have when she posts (rationally) on other threads.

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  86. Rosie riveter3:31 PM

    I can only hope that some of you (more weak types) will be more aware of gutter trash that spews out of counts trap. And maybe you will be brave enough to take a stand? Whats the worst that can happen? A bunch of people you will never meet talk trash, or accuse you of being a braggart or rude or god forbid, a pig*shudder*
    Who the fuck cares? seriously?
    Hey lowkey, I don't give a shit to speak for all women, where did that come from? I absolutely believe that any woman who allows people (men and women) to degrade other women are pieces of shit. Pretty simple really.

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  87. Rosie riveter3:36 PM

    oh my goodness, surfer. Seriously? You did not really take that literally? hahaha OMG I was trying to get you to see how the words CUNT and WHORE are hurtful_ worked, didn't it? So its ok for count to say that about women, but when used towards YOUR family, its not ok?
    What about the women hes speaking about? Don't they count too? or No, because you don't know them?
    Seriously, open your mind...read slower....figure it out...NoWAY would I say that towards you- it was an example. Pretty effective I see..um, except you took it wrong..awkward..and also,
    double standard much?

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  88. surfer3:37 PM

    Rosie - scroll up to your comment directed to Lucas, at 12:10.

    You said " Im ok with knowing that at least I have the nads to stick up for all women whenever I can."

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  89. __-__=__3:37 PM

    I might be able to be a Fried Mars Bar Wrapped in Bacon Whore.

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  90. Jason Blue Eyes3:38 PM

    @Texas - Oh, we ALL like Seven.

    Hiya @Seven. BTW, loved the avi you had on here a few weeks back.

    Jesus, 888 said all that!? Well, can't say I'm surprised after catching the comments she posted a few days ago.

    Rosie, Rosie, Rosie - the only person who started using the words "cunt", "whore" and "bitch" today was you. There have been no instances of Lucas, for example ever using those words on here. Now have I ever used them? Sure. On occasion. "Lindsay's a whore," "Lindsays a bitch," - we have all done it, even you, if I remember, back when you were posting in a reasonable manner. But I have never used those words to another poster here, or anybody they know. And when somebody DOES use this words against a reader for no good reason (ala Massive), The Count is usually one of the first ones to call him out on that shit.

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    1. Seven of Eleven4:38 PM

      Hi, JBE!

      Agree 100% about Massive G. I'd like to know why a perfectly normal gif I posted of Skeletor (it really was a Skeletor cartoon gif) was removed, but Massive G's diatribes, complete with language that makes Count look like an Amish schoolmarm, remain.

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  91. Seven of Eleven3:42 PM

    @Rosie, I've stayed out of this thus far because I have no horse in this race. Count is often coarse and disgusting, but I've found people like Sav - who obsess to the point of near-stalkerish behaviour on the whereabouts and lives of underage starlets - more disturbing than Count's blow-by-blow descriptions of sexual exploitations (eww, I never what rimming was before I came here). He's been pretty frank about over-18 only and he has, as far as I can remember, only referred to people who sell/exploit themselves for money or other gain as "whores", not women in general. I see it as a persona and just ignore it because I find it distasteful.

    You, however, are someone I've seen as a person who contributes to conversations, offers something to conversations, has a voice that means something. But your last few comments have made me take a step back. You're calling people who don't agree with you "weak", and women who don't side with you against Count "pieces of s*" because you believe he degrades women. He may very well degrade women, but men are degraded here on a daily basis as well (see the Nick Lachey tiny penis post for one small example, and the dozens of Hugh Jackman/Jeremy Renner/Pick A Male Actor, He's Gay BIs).

    I chose my battles according to my offense level - and to me, some guy posting about wanting to see Amanda Bynes' backside takes second, third, even fourth place to an overt racist like 888 coming on and saying blacks should go back where they come from so America can be white again and "fags" should go to an island to exterminate themselves.

    I'm not putting you down for not jumping in the ring with me against 888, please don't put me down for not jumping in the ring with you against Count.

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  92. Rosie riveter3:54 PM

    surfer-
    yes, I will stick up for all women
    what the hell? how difficult is this??

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  93. Rosie riveter4:03 PM

    7/11
    I actually DID make comments towards 888 and how can you assume you've read everything that's been posted? And when we read these posts, don't you think a lot of this taken in/out of context?
    My whole point in this shitstorm is to show how most of the people here, men and women both, sit by day after day after day and listen to his garbage. I stick up for women and disadvantaged people, who come from abject abuse, addiction, dysfunction and Im attacked?
    To everyone: I used several examples today, when posting to people, using the same words the count does, but towards THEIR mothers/daughters/sisters so that they can see it from a personal point of view.. and IM the bad seed? fuck you.

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  94. AndyCane4:15 PM

    Any of you remember that one nut case guy that would come on and totally berate women, I can't remember any specifics or his name? It was like single something something. Anywho, Count is a breath of fresh air compared to that dude. Oh how I miss his psycho women hating rants. He made for some good comedy.
    Oh and, Charlie Sheen is getting married again interesting. I guess I should say something that coincides with the actual post itself.

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  95. TalksTooMuch4:18 PM

    You must mean BetterOffSingle! Or maybe ASingleGuyInLoveWithLove?

    Both awesome in their sheer scariness

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    1. AndyCane4:22 PM

      YES!!! That dude. I always assumed they were the same person. And awesome indeed! His hate always amazed me. I couldn't help but laugh.

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    2. Seven of Eleven4:23 PM

      Holy cow, yes, SingleManinLovewithLove! More like Single Man in Love with His Own Opinion!

      Every *single* (heh, see what I did there) time he posts, at least one person says, "No wonder you're single!"

      Dude does NOT like wine, women, song, or life.

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  96. Kristin Wigs4:27 PM

    Going after Lucas is like kicking a baby angel.

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  97. Rosie riveter4:27 PM

    I find it interesting, surfer, that I make sense in other posts but not today... so perhaps its possible I was being dramatic for example? a lil tongue in cheek..? It was mos def for effect, to show a person directly how those words hurt. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people for fucks sake.

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  98. Its just U4:28 PM

    My mother and sisters aren't whores, and neither am I, so Count's words don't bother me. I have my own mind and sense of humour. I can actually think for myself.
    And I find Count hilarious.
    I was never abused as a child. I have my own mind and think. I am not anybody's victim.
    Do not speak for me. I am perfectly capable of doing it myself, thank you.

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    1. Its just U4:33 PM

      And Lucas is one of the nicest, coolest, funniest and most compassionate dudes on this site. He didn't deserve that.

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    2. Beetlejuice4:34 PM

      #teamU
      #teamdontfuckwithlucas

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  99. Rosie riveter4:30 PM

    hey, ttm there ya are. I posted a question in another thread, the one about nick lacheys little peen? Well anyway, I was wondering if you had a list for what ok to shame, and whats not? I must not of been logged on the day the list came out. Ill go back and look if anyone has cut and pasted the up to date list of acceptable shaming....any help appreciated..

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  100. Rosie riveter4:36 PM

    Sit down ItsJustU, its over your a little late to the party. Seriously, If you cant understand the things I said (for effect) today, I cant explain it any better. Really, give it up. Its 4:35 here on the west coast so we're wrapping up. No need to show up and be all bold now. Take a seat

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    1. Beetlejuice4:37 PM

      #teamcount
      #teamU

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    2. Seven of Eleven4:40 PM

      Its Just U doesn't need to sit down. She has just as much right to express her opinion - regardless of timezone - as you or anyone else here does.

      This is tiring, Rosie. I understand you're passionate about your beliefs and I can respect that, but don't expect everyone else to share that passion, and for the love of Pete, don't belittle those who don't share it. And DO NOT put IJU in a corner.

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    3. Beetlejuice5:05 PM

      #teamdirtydancing
      #teamnooneputsUinacorner
      #teamseven
      #teamcount
      #teamyougotserved

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  101. surfer4:36 PM

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  102. surfer4:37 PM

    We all rock!

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  103. Rosie riveter4:39 PM

    while your taking your seat, feel free to reflect on how taking things in context is important. lil tardy for the party, sister. Thanku for attempting to be bold and brave and courageous tho, its rather endearing. Come back tomorrow and start a lil earlier?
    same place/different time?

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    1. Seven of Eleven4:43 PM

      @Rosie, you do realize Its Just U is in a completely different time zone? As in another part of the world time zone? This blog isn't just for US citizens only.

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  104. Meanie Rhysie4:40 PM

    Give.It.Up! No one is buying it, Rosie. LOL

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  105. surfer4:44 PM

    Wow - so on top of being rude, crude and angry, now you think you're running the show? If IJU wants to pipe in, her thoughts are just as welcome (and valid) as everyone else's.

    Maybe it's time for YOU to sit down Rosie.

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  106. Rosie riveter4:44 PM

    oh meanie rhysie, I so hope some day you will like me. You are for sure so witty and a part of the in crowd, it means a lot to have your acceptance. can we meet back here tomorrow and just get along? I want to be a cool kid like you. K? c u tomorrow <3

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  107. TalksTooMuch4:44 PM

    Oh hey, rosie, I didn't realise that question was directed at me.
    When did I become a taste maker for you?

    I tend to pipe up when people are fat-shamed, or dick-size-shamed, or slut-shamed or things of that nature. Also just randomly attacking strangers on the internet. Gotta be standing for something and all that.

    I usually scroll past the count because I think most of the time he is baiting and / or putting on a persona. He's too obviously intelligent to actually believe any of the nastier shite he posts. I also try to not give other people dominion over how I am going to respond to something, so if it irritates you when I scroll instead of insisting that he immediately dis-avow wanting to prey on fragile young women, I will apologize in advance.

    I've said something here on there on occasion when something bothers me, we all have that right. I think it actually takes something away from women to assume that they are always being victimized by people who act in the manner of the count. Some people get off on that. They shouldn't because they're women? They don't have their own opinions and voices?

    I can't imagine what you think you are accomplishing by dragging everyone into your tiff with sr. count. Hey! Are you enty?? That's a lot of clicks! Well played, rosieenty!

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  108. Its just U4:46 PM

    Oh, I didn't realise you owned time too.

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  109. Meanie Rhysie4:49 PM

    @Rosie. No, we cannot.

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  110. Meanie Rhysie4:53 PM

    #teamcoolkids

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  111. Its just U4:54 PM

    Women with different opinions being told to sit down and shut up. Way to unite the ladies.

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    1. Rosie riveter4:59 PM

      Uh oh..someone got into the wine...

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    2. Beetlejuice5:02 PM

      #teamU
      #teamcount

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    3. Its just U5:09 PM

      Not even a little bit Rosie. I have a family to take care of. I don't spend ALL DAY arguing with people online.
      Imagine that. A woman with a real life.
      Its quite nice. You should try it.

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    4. Seven of Eleven5:20 PM

      "Women with different opinions being told to sit down and shut up. Way to unite the ladies."

      Yes. This, this, and all of this.

      It's no secret I'm a fan of Its just U but put that aside for a moment and look at the bigger picture. Count degrades women - from a certain perspective, that's what men do (notice I said *certain* perspective). Along comes a woman to challenge those men, but when a woman doesn't agree with the method of challenge, she is told to SIT DOWN, because she's "late to the party". This is less degrading how? I argue that it might be more degrading because it comes from another woman, and one who is purportedly arguing on behalf of the rights of women to speak their minds against .... not being able to speak their minds.

      Aaaaaannnnd, now she's a drunken wine swiller for speaking her mind.

      A bastion of feminism this is not. I'm not a fan of jumping on someone for an unpopular opinion (I generally favor the underdog) but IJU is one of my favorite people on this site because she sticks up for everyone and has a huge heart. You've slammed Lucas the lady lover, me the racist hater, surfer the logic, IJU the Irish lass, and others - all in an attempt to prove that Count J is as bad as you think he is. One of these things aren't like your others.

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    5. Beetlejuice5:27 PM

      #teamseven
      #teamburn
      #teamgoogleburncentersinyourarea
      #teamaloewillhelpthatburnrosie

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  112. Notorious W.i.g.5:01 PM

    Rosie sounds like a tweener having a tantrum. Her ranty big words sound amazing to her, but they just come off as jumbled together nonsense. You're not making your point if I have to decipher your speech Enty-style. And your points are just dumb, so there's that.

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    1. Beetlejuice5:03 PM

      #teamcount
      #teamwig
      #teamfreedomofhairexpression
      #teamlonghairdontcare
      #teamrosieisabitterbetty

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      #Yup

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  113. Count Jerkula5:05 PM

    OK, Derek. You don't have to kiss my butt. Would you consider genuflecting when I enter a room? I am a Count, ya know. :P

    Some people like the HucklePig call posters who don't agree with them "pieces of shit". I don't have an unhealthy need to have people agree with everything I type. On the contrary, I purposefully post things to incite.

    Some people are rational about their dislike, and I try to give them respect by being polite when I reply. Others, like the HucklePig, lose their shit and assail me, instead of what I wrote, and that is when I am in my glory. Trolling is my hobby and I'm good at it.

    I love how HucklePig is still sluggin it away, and trying to backtrack, with anyone who disagrees with it, hours after I used it and put it on the curb w/ the other trash. LOL.

    P.S.

    #TeamLucas - dude is the best advocate for REAL victims on this site. Rosie Da Pig isn't fit to sniff his shit.

    #TeamRay - Your dedication to trolling that moron is quite admirable.

    #TeamCDANPosters - Y'all are great. I luv every last one of ya. Except that Rosie Pig, cause she's a Pig. And stupid.

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      #teamlucasisawesome
      #teamcount
      #teamthankyoucount
      #teamicandothisallnight

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  114. Notorious W.i.g.5:07 PM

    #raynicoletgetsabratoo #<3

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  115. Meanie Rhysie5:10 PM

    #teamcoolkids

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  116. TalksTooMuch5:16 PM

    Why can't we all just get along? ?? SERIOUSLY? Does anyone actually enjoy all this?

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    1. Notorious W.i.g.5:18 PM

      #LOVINGIT #crackingup #meltdownsarefun

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      #teamcannotstoplaughing
      #teamcount

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  117. Unknown5:19 PM

    @TTM I truly think some do

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  118. Its just U5:21 PM

    I can post when I want to and about anything I want to. That is the joy of having a mind that's all my own. I asked nicely that you not speak for me. Then you have to go and be rude.
    I know it is difficult to understand but some people laugh and enjoy different things. That doesn't make it wrong. We aren't victims that need to be pitied.
    It must be so hard being you, up there on your high horse. All alone. Always. Alone.

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  119. Kimba5:26 PM

    @rosie, telling "late to the party" to sit down? Suggesting nobody's here has a life? Speaking on behalf of women?
    Etc. You are an incredible generalizer etc.
    You've become a cyber bully.
    You really ought to shut the puck up - you've gone to the insane side of standing up for girls and women.
    This coming from a pansexual, with a degree in women's studies, worked on a federal / provincial scope of violence against women polices and curriculum development. I'm also a HUGE volunteer, have a great life and in your words, I'm pretty hot in my middle age - YOU are not the lone fantastic person on this site. I've lurked on this site since the beginning, only started posting WHY because overall this is a pretty awesome site of FRIENDLY and NICE bloggers, who over all seem pretty intelligent even it is only a gossip site.
    Re the Count, if you have paid attention to who he is - over the past year and after requests from some, he actually has cleaned up his language & has probably gained a few fans in the process.
    Not telling you how to behave, or anyone elsewhere, but REALLLLLLYY.
    - just got home from work and volunteered today (pointing that out to you ROsie). This is my first read/post of the day, I hope it gets better in here.
    @Seven - you ROCK, ditto to everything you said.


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