Sunday, February 16, 2014

Brandi Glanville Blind Item #2

"Boy wonder,” a 28-year-old “accomplished filmmaker who resided in one of the most exclusive and luxurious hotels in Los Angeles.”

“Despite the success he’d already found, [he] was still a little boy in so many ways,” she remembers. “He’d arrive for dinner in a Polo shirt with an oversized Ralph Lauren brand logo, jeans, sneakers, and a mop of messy brown hair on top of his head.”

And luckily for the RHOBH star, he “had a thing for cougars.” When he didn’t make a move after their first night together, Glanville says she “thought he must be gay.” But more than a year later, they finally did the deed after becoming close friends. Glanville admits to being “semi-intoxicated” and says “I barely remember it.”


85 comments:

  1. Why don't we just assume if it has a dick, Brandi has slept with it

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  2. Whatshispickle - Spike Jonze?

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    1. @TTM I dig this guess. He used to sorta dress like a box car hobo.

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    2. Are you serious, Kristin, I almost maybe got one?? I never almost maybe get one!

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    3. I'm on the Spike Jonze train

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  3. Wes Anderson? Or the dude married to Maya Rudilph?

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  4. @TTM---heck no! Spike Jonze is HAWT and I don't picture him poorly dressed.

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  5. I feel bad for her children... Once they hit middle school age (not far off) people are going to tease them unmercifully.

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    1. Secret-i just posted similar sentments on prevvthread. Didnt mean to copy!!!!

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  6. @Secret I agree---it is almost as bad as making a sex tape.

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  7. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Glanville Diaries : 50 Shades of Puce. Or Puke.

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  8. She should set up a toll booth in front of her residence so she gets paid. Jesus she takes slut to a new level.

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  9. I think all of these directors mentioned are older than her. No cougar status. That being said.... I've got nothing. :(

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  10. Max landis ftw
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Landis

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  11. How old is JJ Abrams?

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  12. She is trying way too hard to be all sexy, relevant cougar with a Jackie Collins tell-all that won't name names but implies half of Hollywood has snorted coke off of her boobs. I want to write a porn parody of her work and sell it as fan fiction ala 50 Shades. I'd call Real Ho of Beverly Hills.

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    1. @seven oh please do it! I'd read it like a bible.

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    2. @hollywood, I wrote half of the first chapter and made it baaaaad, LOL! I need to get a copy of her book and just parody it page by page. :b (it's in my profile)

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  13. She's a disgusting drunk and has a face of plastic. How are men attracted to her?

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  14. unless she is naming names these are boring and you can find better sex stories in e-books

    I get she is trying to make a buck and trash Eddie and Mrs. Eddie along the way but jeebus enough already

    Her sons will be so proud when she reads these stories one day

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  15. I think Enty just pulled the 4 or 5 most interesting things from her book over the last 2 days. No need to buy it.

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  16. Spike is 44
    Wes is also 44.
    Brandi is 41.

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    1. That's okay, Ray. I'm used to sucking at these

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    2. In your defense, Spike looks a lot younger than 44 (and I would totally hit that, Wes can get it too)

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  17. Why in the world are we getting all these Brandi Glanville blinds? I've skipped every one..boring!

    Ah...I get it....see some comments mentioning her book.

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  18. I hope this is the end of these boring Brandi blinds. Enough already

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  19. Robin from "Batman". He is Boy Wonder. I kid, he is way too good for this idiot. These blinds suck, who cares about Brandi Glanville? I've ignored them so far but jeez, they don't seem to be going away.

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  20. Was this supposed to be before her marriage to Eddie? Or post divorce?

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  21. Whenever this chick is mentioned, I remember the pics of her in the super short skirt with the tampon string hanging out. Sheer elegance in its truest form!!

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  22. these blinds, do not admit that shit. she sounds like the town whore of LA. plus shes been on the scene since at least the eighties right? shes late 40s it looks like. um, keep em wanting more, no need for full disclosure ma'am!

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  23. Not Christopher Nolan.
    Not Rian Johnson (Brick, Looper), as they are both older.
    Not Joseph Kosinski (just three year younger)
    At best Neill Blomkamp (District 9, Elysium), as there's a seven year gap, or Jeff Nichols (Mud, Take Shelter, six year gap)

    Given Glanville's tendency to embellish her tales, I guess it's a guy who directed a video for Mariah Carey or Wiz Khalifa.

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  24. Has Ringling brothers contacted her to rent her vagina out as a clown car yet? Sure that would be far more respectable way to get some cash than this dribble she calls a book

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  25. Has to be Kutcher! And believe me Eddie stepped up when he got with leeanne!

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  26. I'm loving all you girls cutting a skank! :)

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  27. Hey everyone! Don't forget to watch a very special episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians tonight on E! It's my engagement episode!

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    1. I'm good I'd rather watch paint dry

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  28. @kimkardashian, oh sure. I bet everyone cant wait. I heard you and your dbag fiance are wearing crowns for the wedding. Might be hard to find one to fit kayne's big head.

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    1. SIMON SIT DOWN AND STFU!!! CUSTOM CROWNS MOUTHBREATHER #LOSER #JEALOUS #YEEZUS #SITDOWN

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  29. Are people really taking these seriously? I'm positive these are all made up.

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  30. I think K's guess of Max Landis is right

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  31. Anonymous1:45 PM

    Girls I think I have sexual issues. I was checking out legs again today. Again.... kim.. you almost married so not interesting... Anyways I need some help to sort this issue so if you know how to help me with advises, pls try. kim sorry again. we will watch your episode if we see more of Chloe!!!

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  32. Hey fontlover. Have you mailed a wedding invite to Riccardo?

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  33. @Simon see Charlamagne Tha God for ego shrinking goodness leading to sad too late ranting:

    Power 105.1 Breakfast Club Kanye

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  34. @mari, ha, thanks. Saw that earlier. Toooo funny

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  35. I know Angela Yees mother. Great person raised a terrific girl!

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  36. If I knew romantic rhymes like this:
    "I impregnated your mouth girl...that's when I knew you could be my spouse,girl"
    I'm pretty sure Id have girls lined up for miles hoping Id marry them. :(

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  37. @Seven, I would read your book before I would read a single page of Glanville's book. These stories from her book aren't remotely interesting.

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  38. Uninteresting, poorly written tales from a skunk. I'll pass.

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    1. *skank. Not the worst auto correct, though...

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    2. Anonymous9:41 PM

      @Mitchellaneous - LOL! Love it!

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  39. I seriously thought skunk was hilarious and way better

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  40. Gordon Joseph Levitt. Child actor and adult actor. He also wrote and directed Don Jon. I did think he ways gay. But, he is kinda of sexy in Don Jon.

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  41. @sandy The Breakfast Club is hilarious and awesome. Back in the day (I'm old y'all) one of my uni besties was from the Prospect Plaza Houses, so in the summer I went to stay with her family there, she's the one who got me listening, it's a great show, when I'm at the computer, Angela is awesome!
    @Simon, I have to admit, the way too late response was hilarious, the concert equivalent of an internet tough guy CAPS LOCK rant!

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  42. K - nicely done. These are too funny! She a ho.

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  43. @Mari I think it is the top rated morning radio show in NYC now and they are putting it on other radio stations around the country too. I think Angela also may have a Tv show on BET but I'm not totally sure of that.

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  44. Long time lurker, infrequent commenter- glad I got this one!

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  45. Her parents must be so proud of her. She makes selling weed look respectable.

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  46. If a stop sign can kick Mr Yeezus' butt then not sure why he talks tough. Wait til he meets a bigger, tougher person - like a "Yield sign". He's a d-bag.

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  47. Don't be jealous that I have my own personal Yeezus and you don't!

    Also, Keeping Up With The Kardashians starts in one hour on the East coast!

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  48. Reach out and touch faith

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  49. How about Jason Reitman? Thank you for Smoking, Juno, Up in the Air. Born in 1977.

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    1. Elaura, Jason Reitman is a good guess but I think Brandi is just a few years older than him. I think cougars need to be 15+ years older.

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  50. Brandi needs to move on and grow up she is worth more than how good her body I'd

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  51. Sandy, Luv the Depeche Mode reference !

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  52. I am going to pretend this is about M. Night.

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  53. Brandi ought to named Route 66 the 12" version......(that's for the super DM fans)

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  54. Thx I love that group

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  55. Shout out to kimba too!

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  56. brandi and george lucas in '72 during her youth FTW

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  57. kim kardashian i will be tuning in #armenianiansdiitbetter

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    1. Thanks for your support, Rikki!! xo

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  58. kim u n the fam better not leave after february.just please dont! youre old hollywood! big besos kim and congrats on your impending nuptials!

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  59. omg MG tarantino hit that! like '90 that would ad up. his stock is plummeting with this information. time to scrub the HPV off ur dick and go for a corporate buyback.
    #robertrodriguez

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  60. What do you think - Tarantino for the win? :b

    I set up my FB today. I thought I hated Twitter until I met FB. Nemesis is a prettiest word I used.

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  61. Anonymous9:48 PM

    In another episode of #Can'tBelieveIKnowThis ...

    On RHoBH, Taylor said that Brandi had declared she'd (Brandi) slept with all of Hollywood. I'm thinking she might be a bit of a storyteller, because I know of one or two who detest her.

    This "book" would have been more impressive if she'd written it in her twilight years and actually named names.

    As it is, it's probably going to send her "career" further downhill and as she's obviously running out "writing material" she's not leaving anything in reserves for a rainy day. She's more than likely to be fired from RHoBH after this season, so what's she going to do then? No TV work, nothing else to write about ... and not clever enough to write fiction on her own.

    She does have her NW column (the back page in New Weekly magazine here in Oz), but that's only good for as long as Nicola lets her do it. That's essentially a page of nothingness (comments on what she thinks of other celebrities' goings-on).

    She won't even be able to get a job working at one of Lisa Vanderpump's restaurants 'cos she's made an enemy of her.

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  62. @Elaura - Jason Reitman was my first thought too

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