March 16, 2013
This former B list comedic actor from a very hit television show has been reduced to a shell of a D lister slowly going through his big movie paychecks as he spends it all on hookers and coke.
November 21, 2013 - Hint - Was on SNL-Married
Chris Kattan
He needs a make-over pronto! Anyone seen his new hairstyle omg---gotta be on heavy drugs to think that looks nice...
ReplyDeleteHe was on Guy Ferry's cooking competition with Vanilla Ice, Tiffany and I can't remember the others. He's definitely on something.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/7Y08erKJMkc
ReplyDeleteCocaine is one hell of a drug. Get better soon Corky and stay off the road!
Tehehehe ..........MANGO.
ReplyDeleteI swear I thought I was the only that remembered that Lol!
Delete@elle
DeleteI could never forget a guy that plays my favorite fruit. Lol
PUN definitely INTENDED...
did he just get arrested for OUI?
ReplyDeleteThere are worse demises out there. And considering this dude was about as unfunny as they come, he was lucky to have any movie paychecks.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/chris-kattan-dui-arrest-saturday-night-live-alum-prescription-drugs-2014102
ReplyDeleteidk how to make it clicky
Junior- Yep! He was one hell of a hot mess, glad no one got hurt
ReplyDeleteCount- Kattan ruined some of the best SNL skits for sure. Same for Fallon, only because he couldn't help smiling all the time, but shit, could you keep a straight face standing next to Walken demanding more cowbell?
He was in Edmonton recently! Clearly this blind is a mistake, he obviously has THE hot career
ReplyDeleteTTM lmao Yes Edmonton the true Hollywood North and Fashion Capital of the world ; )
ReplyDeletemaybe it explains his new hair though *jokes*
Hookers and blow...great way to go!
ReplyDeleteI'm still having a hard time believing he's straight. He pings my gaydar big time.
ReplyDeleteHope he gets straight and happy.
ReplyDeleteMore cowbell!
ReplyDelete@ Sherry - I know! I was shocked when Kattan married a woman. Shocked, I tell ya!
ReplyDelete---MANGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVE U!!!! we have things in common girl ; )
ReplyDeleteMango, I just wanted to tell you that I read ALL of your posts in his Mango voice
ReplyDeleteEdmonton's a rockin' place, @Derek. Disparage at your peril...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's not female hookers.
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