Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

October 27, 2013

This is the most screwed up relationship ever and they are barely even dating. He is a B+ list mostly television actor who is hoping that his new sitcom stays on the air. He has the worst luck with shows staying on the air even when they are really good. So, he has been dating this C list celebrity who has a A list celebrity name thanks to an earlier relationship. She likes to come across as sexy and hot and wild but she is so tame and so not into sex that our actor is already seeing other women on the side to get sex he isn't getting with his girlfriend. Why does he even stay with her? It has only been a few months.

Will Arnett/Katie Lee Joel


39 comments:

  1. I can't imagine juggling more than one woman. I don't have the energy anymore.

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  2. Never heard of her. Another weird rating.

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  3. The stroll has already heard about the Joel. She hit on on Scott once. That was funny.

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    1. No one can resist the Lord's charm.

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  4. She was Billy Joel 's wife @msgirl and has a cooking show too I think.

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  5. She hit on Scott? Women ought to know Scott is taken, you all have two kids together for god's sake. What is wrong with these women?

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  6. I could have sworn she dropped the "Joel" from her name for that new show on Food Network.

    Anyone who watched season one of Top Chef can't be surprised by this; she was the personification of a tranquilizer dart.

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    1. She was terrible. I don't see how she keeps getting hired, she couldn't do a food sampling at Costco.

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  7. So @troll is your real name Lauren or is it Deborah? The curious wanna know

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  8. Hahahahahahahahaha Scott! That's true, the ladies do seem to love you. Oh to be young again.

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    1. You can come out to my club appearances anytime, dad! There's more than enough groupies to go around

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    2. Save a hot one for me, Brody. As soon as I lose 65 pounds I'm going hunting, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

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    3. Remember your motivation, Rob: Every time you lose 10 pounds, you gain an inch on your penis

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    4. That's a true fact, Brody. 6"

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  9. She was on Rachel Ray today, she annoyed more than RR.

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  10. Bruce, clean crisp suit, slicked back hair, shades and a cigar. All you need to have the ladies attention.

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  11. That's almost impossible @ a non a miss

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  12. "Anyone who watched season one of Top Chef can't be surprised by this; she was the personification of a tranquilizer dart."

    rofl @GPS

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  13. She's on The Kitchen now with Sunny Anderson, Geoffrey Zacharia(?), and my beloved Sandwich King

    I hope they work out the kinks and keep that show going.. I like the premise but as is it feels very contrived

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    1. I think they're all good except her- how does her mouth not move when she talks? And she has no inflection in her voice- so flat. Ick, she's hard to watch.

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  14. aemish I love the Sandwich King! I want to be his friend.

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  15. Brody, I'll take you up on that. I've got more time to hang out these days, since I'm outta the big house. You're a good looking kid, which I'm proud of. You kids are my world, don't forget that.

    Scott, I only wear suits in formal situations. I'm more laid back Malibu, but I'm also in my sixties.

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  16. @aemish, I actually like Zakarian and the Sanwich King and Sunny but Katie Lee and the other one are terrible. And that set, jeezus - serious budget production design!

    I hate to say it but I'm a "Chew" addict.

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  17. Will Arnett is creepy. That said, if you're getting what you need out of the relationship, why stay in it instead of screwing around? It's not like they're married or even together that long.

    Of course, Job probably is just a dog like that.

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    1. *if you're not getting what you need

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  18. You boys are so funny!

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  19. SCOTT

    We talked about this..

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  20. The news that Katie Lee is frigid is a big let down. I'm glad it came out on a day where Selena is purported to be a freak. Yin/Yang.

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  21. You should probably lose some more weight, then, Brody.

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    1. Funny, I never heard you say that when you were gagging on it. I hope your skills have improved!

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  23. You've ruined the act, Gob!

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  24. I agree, Seven, Will Arnett is hella creepy. And as for people staying together, all relationships are complicated, only other people's make sense.

    Love the Sandwich King!

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  25. Karma on Will Arnett for leaving Amy Poehler. Who could leave Amy Poehler??! Argh. Curses and a lifetime of bad sex wished upon him.

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  26. Yay, we all seemed to have guessed that bland basic bitch! Will Arnett is a dumbass.

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  27. Whatever. You make me gag, but not in that way.

    In other news, I can't stand that golddigger Katie Lee. She thinks she can just get with famous guys and keep herself relevant?

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  28. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Katie is focused on herself and career. The guys are just to promote her. DONT HATE...APPRECIATE. #bitchgottaeat

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  29. The has been reveled. Enty, what's with you re-publishing reveled items? This is the third one today.

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