October 27, 2013
This is the most screwed up relationship ever and they are barely even dating. He is a B+ list mostly television actor who is hoping that his new sitcom stays on the air. He has the worst luck with shows staying on the air even when they are really good. So, he has been dating this C list celebrity who has a A list celebrity name thanks to an earlier relationship. She likes to come across as sexy and hot and wild but she is so tame and so not into sex that our actor is already seeing other women on the side to get sex he isn't getting with his girlfriend. Why does he even stay with her? It has only been a few months.
Will Arnett/Katie Lee Joel
I can't imagine juggling more than one woman. I don't have the energy anymore.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of her. Another weird rating.
ReplyDeleteThe stroll has already heard about the Joel. She hit on on Scott once. That was funny.
ReplyDeleteNo one can resist the Lord's charm.
DeleteShe was Billy Joel 's wife @msgirl and has a cooking show too I think.
ReplyDeleteShe hit on Scott? Women ought to know Scott is taken, you all have two kids together for god's sake. What is wrong with these women?
ReplyDeleteI could have sworn she dropped the "Joel" from her name for that new show on Food Network.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who watched season one of Top Chef can't be surprised by this; she was the personification of a tranquilizer dart.
She was terrible. I don't see how she keeps getting hired, she couldn't do a food sampling at Costco.
DeleteSo @troll is your real name Lauren or is it Deborah? The curious wanna know
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaha Scott! That's true, the ladies do seem to love you. Oh to be young again.
ReplyDeleteYou can come out to my club appearances anytime, dad! There's more than enough groupies to go around
DeleteSave a hot one for me, Brody. As soon as I lose 65 pounds I'm going hunting, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
DeleteRemember your motivation, Rob: Every time you lose 10 pounds, you gain an inch on your penis
DeleteThat's a true fact, Brody. 6"
DeleteShe was on Rachel Ray today, she annoyed more than RR.
ReplyDeleteBruce, clean crisp suit, slicked back hair, shades and a cigar. All you need to have the ladies attention.
ReplyDeleteThat's almost impossible @ a non a miss
ReplyDelete"Anyone who watched season one of Top Chef can't be surprised by this; she was the personification of a tranquilizer dart."
ReplyDeleterofl @GPS
She's on The Kitchen now with Sunny Anderson, Geoffrey Zacharia(?), and my beloved Sandwich King
ReplyDeleteI hope they work out the kinks and keep that show going.. I like the premise but as is it feels very contrived
I think they're all good except her- how does her mouth not move when she talks? And she has no inflection in her voice- so flat. Ick, she's hard to watch.
Deleteaemish I love the Sandwich King! I want to be his friend.
ReplyDeleteBrody, I'll take you up on that. I've got more time to hang out these days, since I'm outta the big house. You're a good looking kid, which I'm proud of. You kids are my world, don't forget that.
ReplyDeleteScott, I only wear suits in formal situations. I'm more laid back Malibu, but I'm also in my sixties.
@aemish, I actually like Zakarian and the Sanwich King and Sunny but Katie Lee and the other one are terrible. And that set, jeezus - serious budget production design!
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it but I'm a "Chew" addict.
Will Arnett is creepy. That said, if you're getting what you need out of the relationship, why stay in it instead of screwing around? It's not like they're married or even together that long.
ReplyDeleteOf course, Job probably is just a dog like that.
*if you're not getting what you need
DeleteYou boys are so funny!
ReplyDeleteSCOTT
ReplyDeleteWe talked about this..
The news that Katie Lee is frigid is a big let down. I'm glad it came out on a day where Selena is purported to be a freak. Yin/Yang.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably lose some more weight, then, Brody.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I never heard you say that when you were gagging on it. I hope your skills have improved!
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ReplyDeleteYou've ruined the act, Gob!
ReplyDeleteI agree, Seven, Will Arnett is hella creepy. And as for people staying together, all relationships are complicated, only other people's make sense.
ReplyDeleteLove the Sandwich King!
Karma on Will Arnett for leaving Amy Poehler. Who could leave Amy Poehler??! Argh. Curses and a lifetime of bad sex wished upon him.
ReplyDeleteYay, we all seemed to have guessed that bland basic bitch! Will Arnett is a dumbass.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. You make me gag, but not in that way.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I can't stand that golddigger Katie Lee. She thinks she can just get with famous guys and keep herself relevant?
Get it.
ReplyDeleteKatie is focused on herself and career. The guys are just to promote her. DONT HATE...APPRECIATE. #bitchgottaeat
ReplyDeleteThe has been reveled. Enty, what's with you re-publishing reveled items? This is the third one today.
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