Friday, February 14, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 12, 2013

This B list mostly television actor who is very good looking and stars on a huge hit cable show was supposed to have a girlfriend. Apparently not. I can't think of another reason why the actor has been to five events the past five nights and taken home a different woman each night. Last night it took him under two minutes to have someone glued to him. Two minutes!!

Joe Manganiello


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31 comments:

  1. sandybrook10:31 AM

    He should use some Grecian formula and dye the grey beard back to black.

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  2. sandybrook10:32 AM

    If it takes him 2 minutes he looks too old.

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  3. Seven of Eleven10:32 AM

    I could see it. The man is sex on a stick and after Magic Mike, he's a babe magnet, too.

    Move the paper, Joe!

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  4. Lord Disick10:33 AM

    A lot of people say I resemble him. How about he resembles the Lord?!

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    1. Seven of Eleven10:36 AM

      Sorry to burst your bubble, Lord D.

      Zac Efron + Steve Carrell = Scott Disick

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    2. Lord Disick10:47 AM

      That's funny because it's not at all true. Most people think of me as the real Patrick Bateman

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    3. TalksTooMuch10:48 AM

      SO true! And I don't even know who you are

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    4. Seven of Eleven10:54 AM

      Sorry, I still see Steve Carrell. But hey, you live the dream, Lord D! If hosting an American Psycho Halloween party in Vegas makes you feel like you're as hot as Christian Bale, who I am to kill that for you? You're married to a Kardashian, I guess you need to take your comfort where you can. There are not enough mimosas in this world for me to tolerate PMK as my mother in law.

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    5. Lord Disick11:01 AM

      At least someone here sees the Patrick in me. One other thing. I'm not married! Kourtney and I will not be doing the wedding for the cameras like some other people enjoy doing. Kris isn't so bad to me. She likes shopping and she likes to drink. What else is there to life?

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    6. Seven of Eleven11:15 AM

      Wait, what? I thought Kourtney and Scott were married. I've never seen the show but saw the Keeping Up With Scott Disick video on YouTube. I'm kind of ashamed to admit this but as much of a tool as you are, Lord D, you've grown on me. The pimp stroll, "there's a might symbol?" on the pregnancy test... it's a beautiful thing.

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    7. Anonymous12:03 PM

      Disick I have to admit it, you are not bad at all. pitty you could not do some soap opera.

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  5. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Not my type...but, my mom would be all over that...

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  6. TalksTooMuch10:35 AM

    There's no way it takes two minutes for him to pick up. A nod takes like what, 3 seconds? "Getting my purse" takes 4 more, he'd be out the door in less than half a minute, fo sho

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  7. Shit You Can't Buy10:42 AM

    I KNEW IT. Joe, you filthy beast!
    His girlfriend looks like the joker btw, so don't even understand why he picked her to begin with. Can't be love, because he is already cheating,and not for fame, since she is non famous. Maybe she is good in bed, but then he woulnd't cheat. Relationships are confusing. bleh

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  8. cc42310:45 AM

    I would tap that in under two-minutes. She must have been an amateur.

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  9. Count Jerkula11:04 AM

    Live it up, Bro. Don't let a broad lock you up until you are on the downside.

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  10. Harry Knuckles11:19 AM

    Bet he's gay.

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  11. SFgirlfriend11:23 AM

    and why not

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  12. Unknown11:30 AM

    yes, @harry there is a contradictory rumor that he prefers men.

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  13. Lurker Girl11:31 AM

    For him....I would fall over with my legs in the air in less than 2 minutes. mmmmmmmmmm........

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  14. OneEyeCharlie12:03 PM

    Gotta admit, the dude is seriously good looking. If I ever got traded to the other team, Joe could probably give me side-eye, and I'd swoon.

    Regarding the two minutes, Joe was probably having an off night. He more than likely stopped to take a sip of water. Can't hate on a guy for fighting dehydration.

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  15. warmislandsun12:41 PM

    Sounds like a fake reveal/blind to show he's hetero.

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  16. S12:42 PM

    He was my Wednesday. Hump day, and all.

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  17. Alita1:28 PM

    Hydration - you always being the lols, you one eyed kidder XD

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  18. audrey4:51 PM

    Maybe it took two minutes because she was a blonde and a little slow in picking up on the body language.

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  19. Anonymous7:04 PM

    He is a bit - okay, a LOT - of a hottie, though.

    I loved him on 'The Soup' a couple of months or so ago. Talking of which, did anyone else see Dr Oz on 'The Soup'? He was hilarious!

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  20. TalksTooMuch7:24 PM

    I saw Dr. Oz, Step! He was great. I was more on about Joel and Patrick Warburton, man, his voice is AH-MAZE-ING

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  21. CDAN Reader10:44 PM

    I had to Google him to see what all the fuss is about ... don't see what you guys do

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  22. TalksTooMuch10:47 PM

    CDAN Reader, he's like 7 feet tall. And wide. And salt and pepper and well, you should watch Magic Mike. It will explain everything

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  23. PotPourri12:02 AM

    2 Minutes? ROOKIES!

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