Sunday, February 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 20, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actress somehow convinced her celebrity/singer significant other to cough up the money to pay for a full-time bodyguard for the actress despite her B- list status and her reluctance to go outside more than once or twice a day for a total of an hour. She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around.

Kate Hudson


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  1. That DOES sound awesome!

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  2. when was she ever A+

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    1. When Almost Famous came out and she was oscar nominated. She was WVERYWBERE.

      (Or "everywhere" for those who can't read Fatfinglish.)

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    2. I gree. I think she was b+ zone never A though..

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  3. Wish this was Meg Ryan.

    Hey, it's 2 o'clock. Anyone see that rattling bag of bones we call VIP lurking about? ;)

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  4. Wait until she gets a stalker then that wont be so much fun.

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  5. Bacon Ranch nailed it but questioned if she was ever A+.

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  6. I have never liked Kate Hudson for some reason....

    @Kristin, she was in a couple of the BI reveals with Nailed It links. I love Kelly & Brenda. :)

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    1. @Seven Ugh. Of course she's rubbing it in. At least I keep my second place mediocrity in check. Cuz I'm a lady and shit.

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  7. The only good movie she was in was Almost Famous and she basically played herself

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  8. Goldie is way hotter! Kate looks like an elf.

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  9. --Seven of Eleven said...
    I have never liked Kate Hudson for some reason....--

    Same here.

    She's just like Goopy, famous because her parents made it so.

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  10. Anonymous12:40 PM

    i thought she always tried to be cooler than this. how embarrassing

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  11. Somebody following me around wld drive me batty, but to each his own.

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  12. Are they still together ? For sure he'll never marry her.

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  13. If Kate Hudson could be considered A+ at ANY time in history, then I am the Emperor of Byzantium.

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  16. I feel bad for being really happy that she's over. I never got her appeal.

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  17. Oh I get it now, Enty meant her cup size.

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  18. Reminds me of a trip to Las Vegas I took back in 2003.

    We were in the Hard Rock Hotel. Duran Duran were playing that Thursday and added a Saturday date, and Elvis Costello played between that Friday. Kate Hudson's husband's band opened for Costello. It was Friday and we were goofing off in the main lobby/casino between Duran shows.

    After Costello's show ended, there were lots of people everywhere, and tons of celebrities. Everyone was cool, except this one celeb and celeb's POS giant bodyguard who thought it was acceptable to plow through the crowd, knocking and shoving people out of the way. He succeeded, until he got to one of our crew, a 6'5" heavy-set fellow who was not in the mood to be pushed.

    Bodyguard said "MOVE!"
    Friend: "You ask me politely."
    "MOVE!!!"
    "Ask me politely!"

    This went on for a minute or two, with the bodyguard finally giving up, and my friend shaking with anger. The bodyguard's celeb just stood there annoyed, not saying or doing anything about her asshole employee. Who was the celebrity? Goldie Hawn.

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    1. Im sure Goldie has told Kate how special she was everyday since she was old enough to slurp Crystalll out of a sippy cup.

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  19. Also on that trip, we saw Rachel Hunter do the Walk of Shame. Friday night, walking around in a little black dress. Saturday morning, there she is again, same dress! LOL

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    1. Anonymous10:52 PM

      @Zeeky - Rachel Hunter is my girl! :-)

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  20. Jessies mom has got it going on!@zeeky

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  21. Kate could get that on the cheap if she would hook up with a regular guy.

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  22. @Zeeky---fun story!
    So Kate and Goldie are The Banger Sisters?

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  23. She is always photo w. Bodyguard. He is hot.. tattoos and muscles. I would want him around all time 2.

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  24. There was a pic of her exiting some store/hotel (NYC?) with someone holding an umbrella over her P.Diddy style. I was WTF???

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  25. Anonymous10:54 PM

    It is sort of funny - if it was me though, I'd feel guilty about having him sit around for long periods do nothing (in reference to the bit about her hardly leaving the house). If he was funny, he'd be lots of fun to have around though.

    I don't share the majority of the opinions above - on the contrary, I thought she played the cute blonde very well in a succession of romcoms. She was great when paired with Owen Wilson.

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  26. She's quite good in the right role. Very engaging. But whoever thought it would be a good idea to put her in that Four Feathers thing...ugh. Her vibe is waaaay too modern.

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