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Blind Items Revealed

October 23, 2013

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is back up to B list after a stint in the C list area was approached by a larger woman the other day and she started flirting with him and he said he "only talked to skinny." Women? Is that a person? He couldn't be talking about body shapes after what he used to look like.

Jonah Hill


51 comments:

  1. @Tina Mallette nailed it!

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  2. Double standard much?

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  3. He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

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    1. Yes! Or a Garbage Pail Kid. He's just all kinds of gross to me, thinner OR heavier.

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    2. Yes! Or a Garbage Pail Kid. He's just all kinds of gross to me, thinner OR heavier.

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  4. Karma's apparently coming after him, because he's gaining the weight back. What a tool, I never liked him.

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  5. Baby, remember when you played Connect Four with him? That video cracks me up every time!!

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  6. i dont like him...

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  7. Overweight women are treated badly enough, but most people aren't so directly rude about it. Mostly they just ignore. People need to realize that there are much worse things you can be than fat.

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  8. It's one thing to have that standard, but another thing to interrupt someone who may or may not even be interested in you that way to say you only talk to skinny people. How lame. Just because a woman is sociable and strikes up a conversation with you doesn't mean she needs you to hold up your hand to her face and essentially say "I'm sorry, are you my type? Okay, then we're done here."

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  9. How does that brat keep getting roles? He plays the SAME character in every single movie. Not to mention, I have yet to read ANY article out there in any publication that says anything good about him. All I hear/read is that he is a little shit who thinks he's the shit. Go away little boy. These celebrities need to remember that as quickly as they rose to the top, they can quickly tumble down....and Hollywood will forget about him as if he never existed.

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  10. Leo taught him that attitude shit. Like any girl would look at him even once if he wasn't in movies fat fucker that he is.

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    1. Doesn't matter who 'taught' him. You would hope he would have had the intelligence and morals not to think it and most definitely not to say it.
      Bet his mother's proud.

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  11. Baby, we talked about this. It was funny! And that was Seth Rogen

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  12. SHIT. Those hairy white boys always look the same to me.

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  13. This needy little piglet. I used to like him. Well, he has to live with himself and that's punishment enough.

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  14. He better stay away from my girls! Practice what you preach, Jonah. My God.

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  15. Jonah Hill has been drinking the koolaid for a while, that's ok, he's only 30 and already has the worst waddle I've ever seen.
    He's insecure.

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  16. His two Oscar nominations sicken me. I was baffled by the one for "Moneyball" because it seemed like anyone who could play nerdy could play that part. It wasn't anything special to me. I thought it was a fluke, but someone in the Academy must really like him for him to get another. He didn't get much attention by other groups. This just cements it for me on why I don't like him.

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  17. @Micahel H My thoughts exactly. Isn't he the quintessential buddy to the lead character?

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  18. I just saw Wolf of Wall Street and thought he stole the show. Shame he's a jerk.

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    1. That's one of my favorite movies, Mame Abroad. Good shit.

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  19. A+ ???
    I'll say it again, these ratings are wild and loose. Just stop giving rating as descriptors.

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  20. It's okay baby. I love you so much!

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  21. Kimmy, bring little Nori to the beach house. We have a little wet suit for her.

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  22. "Used to" look like? He's still gross looking!!!

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  23. No fucking way was Jonah Hill ever A+!! Agree with Hollywood dime- the ratings are so fucked up anymore why even use them- just say popular, well known or some other descriptors. Used to be they were fairly accurate and had some logic so could be used to help solve blinds. A+ my ass!!

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  24. Yeah, once again just accept that the "ratings" around this joint are totally subjective and political and meaningless.

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  25. I said this last time: he's a fat fattist! Please tell me someone has seen that movie??

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    1. Sigh. It's The Tao of Steve, with the amazing Donal Logue. Anyone?

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    2. Saw it years ago, vaguely remember it

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    3. Yay, Andy, thank bob! Was starting to think I'd imagined it

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  26. Jonah Hill is repugnant, and I'm not talking about his looks.

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  27. Didn't he trash Pitt's house in NO? Or was it Leo's house he trashed?

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  28. I can't stand the little piggy

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  29. The heart wants what the heart wants. Jonah's heart wants skinny. If he can land skinny, more power to him.

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  30. I've always hated the guy, so this sounds about right. Unfortunately every big director keeps finding a role for him. What's he in, 5 movies a year? And of course the "Jump Street" sequel will do very well this summer, so his fame isn't going away.

    This fuck has 2 career Oscar nominations -- Michael Fassbender has 1. Unreal.

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  31. Wait until his star fades and he has to pay for hookers. It can't happen soon enough.

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  32. what the hell do you mean used to look like? He still a big guy. If true, rude.

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  33. Jonah Hill may not be fat anymore but he is still unattractive. If he wasn't rich and famous he'd be begging girls to sleep with him whether they were skinny or not. He is not very self-aware.

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  34. I will say the same as some above. How the hell does this trick have TWO oscar nominations?!?! SMH

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  35. To be honest, all the people I know that have lost tremendous amounts of weight are like this. They all have the same attitude so I'm not surprised.

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  36. What a fucktard! Karma can be a bitch dude. Just remember that on your way back down.

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  37. I don't understand, is Enty incapable of editing and spell checking his posts?

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  38. a+ to c back to b to d to a to 5

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  39. All I know about Jonah Hill I learned here. He seems quite unpleasant. So does his brother who's some muckety muck in the business right?

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  40. First of all he was never A+, please.

    Secondly, as soon as he lost the weight he dumped his girlfriend which was such a jerk move.

    He looks conceited as hell & by the stories going around about his behavior (trashing Brad Pitt's house) I guess he really is a major a**.

    No, I don't like this guy at all. He probably is very well connected to get all his roles and Oscar nominations.

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