November 27, 2013
This A list celebrity/singer/reality star dropped off two women at his manager's house this week to thank him for his help in securing a recent honor. The two women spent the night thanking the manager in their own way.
Adam Levine
I bet Adam prepped them before dropping them off for sloppy seconds.
ReplyDeleteThe manager being Jonah Hill's brother?!? Ewwww!! I'm sorry but those 2 are just gross! I wish they would just disappear and I never would have known who the brother was, had he not married and divorced Clint Eastwood's idiot daughter...
ReplyDeletecan we go ahead and charge these people with human trafficking now?
ReplyDeleteWas the honor landing him that acne commercial? Because I refuse to accept that he is the sexiest man alive.
ReplyDelete@Bacon, +1 to everything you said!
Delete@Bacon +2 I would Blake Shelton before Adam.
DeleteAccept it lady!
DeleteI hope he made them cook and clean.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he is so proud to have re-defined "sexy" to mean "annoying as fuck." You and your music have taken it's toll on me, douche.
ReplyDeleteUgh the Kneepads Most Beautiful person spread. There isn't one beautiful thing about Leswine. I wish he & his gross publicist would go away & stop grossing me out.
ReplyDeleteHe suffers from tiny head syndrome. So does Seth Myers.
ReplyDeleteI also suffer from THS so I should know. You should see me in a baseball cap. I look like a stupid child.
Sugar, I have the opposite problem: Giant Melon Syndrome. This year was the first time I have a hat to wear during winter, because I found someone to crochet me one for my orange on a toothpick
DeleteMe too! I comfort myself with the thought big heads=lotsa brains.
DeleteGMS unite, Lovelyloie!
Deleteor Sexiest person whatever it was. Leswine is neither sexy nor beautiful. His head it too small for his body & he has a rat face.
ReplyDeleteMoves Like A Jizzwhistle.
ReplyDeleteDid he bring them over in a big shopping cart?
ReplyDeleteDid he have them in tote bags? Shopping bags?
Inquiring minds want to know!
No wonder my boss didn't look thrilled at the "World's Greatest Boss" mug I gave him. I'm not doing it right. :/
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha
DeleteUgh, I feel like I need a Valtrex script after reading this.
ReplyDeleteBut I relate to him because he wears tastefully tacky clothes from(that's the honor) Kmart
ReplyDeleteWomen! Currency in the skanked up Levine world! Whatever happened to flowers?
ReplyDeleteI wish he was leaving the Voice and Cee Lo was staying.
ReplyDeleteAlas I have THS as well..hangs small head in shape.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Adam acts like such a goody two shoes on The Voice!
ReplyDelete@sugarbread maker
Same with Blake, Mr. Hottie, over Adam
Taking the pigs off to slaughter
ReplyDeleteI am a converted Adam lover. I have no idea why - never liked skinny twerps - but I find him very sexy and love his voice. Last night I loved the song mashup of Adam singing Usher, Usher singing Adam and Blake singing Shakira while she put on her best country voice to sing Blake...As much as I like Blake, that boy can only do country. The rest were surprisingly good!!
ReplyDeleteUgh gross.
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