October 19, 2013
This former B list reality star turned B list member of a group turned B list celebrity turned back to singer who for all the bouncing around actually has a lot of fans who love and adore her. She also has at least one guy fan who offered the celebrity $10K if she could finish him off with her mouth in the back of a cab in one mile on the Vegas Strip. She took him up on the offer and she won with plenty of distance to spare. This will be revealed.
Aubrey O'Day
Easy money. Skank.
ReplyDeleteI know everyone is gonna be all "ew, gross, sl^t," alla that, but I'm just wondering if she has a forked tongue or something. Wait, how far is a mile?
ReplyDeletettm - a mile on the strip in heavy traffic could take 1/2 hour or more.
DeleteOkay, thanks, texas! I thought maybe she was some kind of a magician
DeleteOh I have such second hand embarrassment for that guy. A mile can't even be 3 minutes can it?
ReplyDeleteMorning, sandybrook!
ReplyDeleteNailed it
ReplyDeleteOf course ya did...
DeleteI'm betting she could suck the nails out of a board, she has sucked since day one.
ReplyDeleteDirty bird! Are you on board for tonight?? 6pm mt at the lamest reveal?
DeleteI guessed she skipped over the build up and just went right to the signature end move, I believe it is called 'The Swirl'. It's a talent. And yes she was wearing a perfume with vanilla notes in it. It helps.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she makes good pizza
ReplyDeleteHer milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have that song in my head all morning now...
Delete@TTM you know you want it...
DeleteAnd they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charrrrge
Deleteagh!
Let's say ..30 mph for 1mile..that's....hmm...fast. He should have sat back and thought if England...;-)
ReplyDelete10k for an embarrassing finish... Smh
@ IJU: Joining with TTM to form the earworm club. My kids are gonna be wondering why I'm humming that.
ReplyDelete@OneEyeCharlie what the guys go crazy for...
DeleteColor me not surprised.
ReplyDeleteI was stuck on thinking about banana bread, but now I'm fixated on maraschino cherries.
ReplyDeleteHi TTM Its Super Bowl Day :))))
ReplyDeleteWho's your team, sandy?
Deletewhy does this remind me of a Nicole Shirtswinger Blind??
ReplyDeleteMy horse says I'm rooting for the Broncos today because if they win I will win a gift certificate at least or thru tiebreakers some money in a pool I'm in throughout the season.
ReplyDeleteAubrey who?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who this ho-bag is.
Mango - only know her from this site and assume she is trying to make it as a singer by fucking rappers and apparently blowing random fans for walking around money ($10k probably lasts a couple of days for her unless she is got a weekly gig with someone)
DeleteRoad head is the best.
ReplyDeleteShe was in a group Puff DiddleyWiggley formed on either VH1 or MTV reality show called Danity Kane. Talentless and they broke up quickly.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she wound down the window to spit?
ReplyDeleteyeah, what is it with guys who have hardon for vanilla sugar scents? i dont get it.
ReplyDeleteWhat a dumbass. He should have had a wank before so he could have gotten his money's worth.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're my Star of the Day for clear thinking...
DeleteAnd for this comment Sherry, I love you even more! Novice...
DeleteI'd need to see the cash up front, before I'd exert myself that way!
ReplyDeleteLa la la la warm it up!
ReplyDeleteLa la la la the boys are waiting
I wouldn't think you could just go straight down the strip without getting stuck at lights and in traffic. I'd say it was at least ten minutes. Am I overthinking this? I'm overthinking this. Go Broncos!
ReplyDelete@rach: that would be acceptable in a cab or limo, but if a broad hocked a load out my window and it splatted on my car, I'd make her hand wash it in bra and panties. Probably squirting her with the hose everytime she compalined or missed a spot.
ReplyDeleteIT PUTS THE LUBRICANT ON THE DICK OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if she ran his credit first?
ReplyDeleteI watched her when she was on the Apprentice (I kinda luv the show, so what?!) she was wickedly efficient and was one of the best players. Big boobies, crazy makeup but smart, so she won me over and I'd say I'm a fan .....so what? Yesh, judgers!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, she is a skank. And cheap. I guess that's synonymous?
Heart your comment, Kimba! Keep it classy now, O'Day!
DeleteBig deal. Do you have any idea how long it takes to drive a mile on the Strip? I could walk faster!
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ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with that. Get your money girl.
ReplyDeleteLol, whatsnext..., I read that as "morning girl"! I'm entied out, but I like that and I'm gonna use it, good looking out + in answer to your screen name, St :)
DeleteDamn, htf does Autocorrect even come up with this horseradish
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