November 1, 2013
This still A list mostly movie actor says he is thinking of quitting acting because he wants to teach sex therapy. He thinks he has found a way to make sex better and wants to share it with the world. Right now though the aging actor just is sharing it with random college women he picks up at university bookstores.
Jim Carrey
Alllll riiiiighttyyyy then...
ReplyDeleteNo can make better movies than Jim Carrey. It's just not possible.
ReplyDeleteI gotta remember to go get some business cards made up and hand them out to drunk hot girls in bars. Sex therapist indeed!
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey=crazy train
ReplyDeleteSomebody stop him!
ReplyDeleteI'll 2nd what Scott said!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL Delusional much?
ReplyDeleteAfter trying a couple times for oscar he's just kinda given up...
ReplyDeleteUh, good luck to him? He seems like an okay guy. Brody used to make me watch The Mask all the time. I could recite that thing.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't me, dad! The Mask was Burt's favorite movie! You never remember anything about my childhood!!
DeleteMy friend served him all day one afternoon in a dive bar in Windsor, Ontario. Said he was very quiet but very nice and got really drunk but was very well behaved and sat at the bar and didn't say too much.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the matter, Ent? Some little filly break your heart?
ReplyDeleteSo Jim Carrey is A list but Harrison Ford is what, B+?
ReplyDeleteThat is utter bullshit. Now that HSK has it out that this site is run by a wills and probate lawyer, it's star rankings has lost any shred of credibility it never truly had
DeleteWhy do I think he wants to teach them to make sex good for him? :-D actually this sounds like a throwaway line to an interviewer, just something to make them laugh...
ReplyDeleteLol, Jim is the man.
ReplyDeleteOh good, Jim Carey sex ed. What could possibly go wrong?
ReplyDeleteThx for just helping me purge MY lunch @Kristin.
ReplyDeleteWeird. I'm at my mum's watching Man on the Moon. He's as sexy as a bag of rotting cabbages in a girdle.
ReplyDeletei-yi-yi... smh
ReplyDeleteSorry Brody! I thought he liked Smokey and the Bandit? I'm so confused.
ReplyDeletecan i be your patient for a day?
ReplyDeletei give blowjob lessons. who wants one?
ReplyDeleteYeah. He's got the secret.
ReplyDeleteWahhhh wahhh wahhhh
ReplyDeleteAce Ventura: Sex Therapist
ReplyDeleteEwwwww, I can just see him pulling his faces during orgasm. No thank you!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he thinks he's qualified based on sleeping with Jenny McCarthy and starring in I Love You, Philip Morris (great movie, BTW, and my honey Ewan McGregor is in it).
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven: I LOVE that film. And Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind.
DeleteWho does he think he is, Sting?
ReplyDelete@Candyland: Nice. Getting all tantric on you.
ReplyDeleteBest comment award goes to Stephen Nicks. Read it again :)
ReplyDeleteSMDH
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