Friday, February 07, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

November 1, 2013

This still A list mostly movie actor says he is thinking of quitting acting because he wants to teach sex therapy. He thinks he has found a way to make sex better and wants to share it with the world. Right now though the aging actor just is sharing it with random college women he picks up at university bookstores.

Jim Carrey

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM

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33 comments:

  1. Unknown9:22 AM

    Alllll riiiiighttyyyy then...

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  2. Lord Disick9:22 AM

    No can make better movies than Jim Carrey. It's just not possible.

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  3. sandybrook9:24 AM

    I gotta remember to go get some business cards made up and hand them out to drunk hot girls in bars. Sex therapist indeed!

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  4. rajahcat9:24 AM

    Jim Carrey=crazy train



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  5. Unknown9:25 AM

    Somebody stop him!

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  6. Jessi9:25 AM

    I'll 2nd what Scott said!

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  7. Meanie Rhysie9:25 AM

    LOLOLOL Delusional much?

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  8. Anonymous9:26 AM

    After trying a couple times for oscar he's just kinda given up...

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  9. Bruce Jenner9:28 AM

    Uh, good luck to him? He seems like an okay guy. Brody used to make me watch The Mask all the time. I could recite that thing.

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    1. Brody Jenner9:37 AM

      That wasn't me, dad! The Mask was Burt's favorite movie! You never remember anything about my childhood!!

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  10. Unknown9:29 AM

    My friend served him all day one afternoon in a dive bar in Windsor, Ontario. Said he was very quiet but very nice and got really drunk but was very well behaved and sat at the bar and didn't say too much.

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  11. FSP9:30 AM

    What's the matter, Ent? Some little filly break your heart?

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  12. Michael H9:32 AM

    So Jim Carrey is A list but Harrison Ford is what, B+?

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    1. Shinobi Jedi9:31 PM

      That is utter bullshit. Now that HSK has it out that this site is run by a wills and probate lawyer, it's star rankings has lost any shred of credibility it never truly had

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  13. Steampunk Jazz9:33 AM

    Why do I think he wants to teach them to make sex good for him? :-D actually this sounds like a throwaway line to an interviewer, just something to make them laugh...

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  14. LottaColada9:35 AM

    Lol, Jim is the man.

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  15. Kristin Wigs9:35 AM

    Oh good, Jim Carey sex ed. What could possibly go wrong?

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  16. sandybrook9:38 AM

    Thx for just helping me purge MY lunch @Kristin.

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  17. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Weird. I'm at my mum's watching Man on the Moon. He's as sexy as a bag of rotting cabbages in a girdle.

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  18. aemish9:41 AM

    i-yi-yi... smh

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  19. Bruce Jenner9:46 AM

    Sorry Brody! I thought he liked Smokey and the Bandit? I'm so confused.

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  20. The Real Dragon9:49 AM

    can i be your patient for a day?

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  21. headrot9:51 AM

    i give blowjob lessons. who wants one?

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  22. auntliddy10:07 AM

    Yeah. He's got the secret.

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  23. Avril Lavigne Kroeger10:19 AM

    Wahhhh wahhh wahhhh

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  24. Jennifer H.10:27 AM

    Ace Ventura: Sex Therapist

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  25. Cleodacat10:37 AM

    Ewwwww, I can just see him pulling his faces during orgasm. No thank you!

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  26. Seven of Eleven10:45 AM

    Maybe he thinks he's qualified based on sleeping with Jenny McCarthy and starring in I Love You, Philip Morris (great movie, BTW, and my honey Ewan McGregor is in it).

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    1. Anonymous12:19 AM

      @Seven of Eleven: I LOVE that film. And Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind.

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  27. Candyland11:05 AM

    Who does he think he is, Sting?

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  28. OneEyeCharlie11:20 AM

    @Candyland: Nice. Getting all tantric on you.

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  29. hairydawg11:48 AM

    Best comment award goes to Stephen Nicks. Read it again :)

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  30. Aoife10:48 PM

    SMDH

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