November 26, 2013
This B- list mostly movie actress finally got a role where she slept with the producer. Most of the time the former franchise queen has sex but still doesn't get the role. This time though it was decided she couldn't really screw things up with her acting so she got a role! She is thrilled.
Tara Reid
Who produced Sharknado and got her stds?
ReplyDeleteImdb lists NINE producers. So girl was real busy. They say that her stomach rippling is the result of botched lipo but I'm thinking she may just be so disease riddled that the HPV spread all the way to her "goose shaped" nipples. OMG does anyone remember when Tara tried to say her nips looked like goose eggs but said goose shaped?
DeleteThis heaux would do it just for the taste of it.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Terror!
what franchise was she in?
ReplyDeleteTara is verrrrry friendly if you catch my drift.
ReplyDeleteI remember that time she hit on you at Ruth Chris, right in front of Kourtney! The nerve!
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ReplyDeleteoh yeah...
ReplyDeletenever seen any of them and never will
all I can recall is "this one time at band camp.."
She probably did all 9 in a few hours. Maybe gangbang style.
ReplyDeleteShut up! It wasn't the franchise queen?
ReplyDeleteIve seen the first 2 Derek but not the recent ones. Didn't want the producers to think there was a demand for more like the Sex and the City producers think.
ReplyDeleteEmma would neva fuck for roles
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what Hollywood producer is so hard up he's want to have sex with a haggard drunk with defective boobs, a deformed torso and chicken legs?
ReplyDeleteWell, on a "You get the other one" scale, is she really that bad? She has to have learned some tricks by now to keep men interested... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI've actually met her. She's very sweet. I get the feeling she's very insecure. Plus, she's now famous and not exactly rolling in the $$$. I would think it's very hard for her. She can't exactly get a job at The Gap! I find her predicament sad. And now the reason why she'll do anything for a role.
ReplyDeleteShe was pretty cool when she was on Celebrity Big Brother a few years ago. Liked her drink, but not a nasty drunk. No airs or diva antics. I'd hang out with her.
ReplyDeleteI could not imagine being drunk or high enough to do a skank like her. Just the thought makes me want to puke.
ReplyDeleteWe all thought it was Assley Greene, but Sandybrook. That doesn't say much for AG, does it?
ReplyDeleteTara Reid was on the ho stroll in Miami around 2003 and would f#ck and s#ck for blow and alcohol. She is a nasty bitch.
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